App Sent in to Zodion!

[2x2xwielding]

No.

Pleased as I am to be given any amount of attention at all after you abandoned me months ago, I insist that you find other ways to express your sudden renewed interest in me. Specifically, other ways that do not involve forced copulation.

No, 'four arms would be amazing in bed' is not a valid excuse.

No, it doesn't excite me that you seem to have already found me a partner -- need I remind you that both he and I need to be accepted before you can start making duality-themed jokes? 

No, I do not think this is a good idea in any way, shape or form, and I humbly but firmly request that you reconsider.

Please.

No love and certainly no respect either,

Boris Vasily Konstantin Andrei Myshkin Dolokhov

Comments

[drinkthedyne]

Oh, goodness. That sounds terrible!

[Also blushing SO HARD.]

[2x2xwielding]

Certainly it could be worse. I have heard there are other such games that enforce their particular theme through slightly more... ah... dangerous means.

[He's looking at you, Amat.]

Still, on the whole, I would rather skip the whole thing.

[drinkthedyne]

There is that, I suppose. It could be...worse. But still, not something I'd wish on anyone.

[2x2xwielding]

Objectively, it's hardly anything I can't handle. A man forty-one years of age is certainly no stranger to. Mm. Carnal activities.

[Wow dang this is awkward

haha

ha]

[drinkthedyne]

[Awk





(wait for it)




ward.]



...Ah. Well. Good luck to you, then?

[Pause.]

You're with the Baron, aren't you?

[2x2xwielding]

I am his secretary and second-in-command, yes. And I really cannot afford to leave the Castle, given his current condition.

[Which is, as far as Boris knows, 'dead as a doornail due to bombs'.]

[drinkthedyne]

[Agatha doesn't even know that much maaaan. The dead part, that is.]

...Ah. I do apologize for that.

[2x2xwielding]

I can deal with it. In the past twenty years I have become remarkably adept at dealing with things.

[Siiiiiiiiiiigh]

[drinkthedyne]

I didn't mean to drop Baba Yaga on him. They destroyed the Silverodeon, so, ah- my clanks stopped. Including the ones in the air.

[Yep, that's what she knows about.]

[2x2xwielding]

That isn't quite what I was referring to, though the apology is appreciated all the same. Do you know how difficult he is to deal with when he's incapacitated but not to the point of being comatose?

[drinkthedyne]

I'm afraid I don't. I, ah. Have made it a point to avoid him since leaving Castle Wulfenbach.

[2x2xwielding]

Probably a good decision, considering that from what I gather he isn't terribly fond of you.

Possibly because you dropped a clank on his head, though he's intimated that there's more to it than that.

[drinkthedyne]

No, he isn't. And he isn't entirely wrong. I didn't have a chance to explain.

It's my mother. She's the Other.

[2x2xwielding]

Oh.

I see.

That would do it, yes.

[drinkthedyne]

It gets worse. In Sturmhalten, the Geisterdamen. They used a machine of hers to call her into me.

I'm in control. I am. And I want her out.

[2x2xwielding]

Understandably. You'll forgive me; there's relatively little I can do beyond offer sympathy.

[drinkthedyne]

Oh, I understand.

But it's likely he why he'd like my head on a pike about now. Aside from the chicken house.

I wish you luck where your mun is trying to send you.

[idonthavearoute]

Zodion, you say? [ Hee. ] Where did I place that notebook of mine?

[2x2xwielding]

[ICON KEYWORDS]

Don't you dare!

[idonthavearoute]

Don't I dare what?

[ Completely innocent. ]

[2x2xwielding]

You know exactly what. Write more of that dreck you insisted on writing last time.

[idonthavearoute]

At the last campfire there were at least ten fans who would have add it to their favorites if they could.

[2x2xwielding]

You shared it?

afaogfg

[headsortails]

[Face. Palming.]

Re: afaogfg

[2x2xwielding]

[HE SHARES THIS FEEL

SOB]

[headsortails]

I'm fucking blaming you

[:T]