On infinimotel opening.

[metaphoricalgenius]

[So Dave's new here. He's not worried exactly, but the veteran muses in the back of the headspace aren't exactly giving him high hopes for the future.]



so mun i heard you like fucking around
dragging up muses insecurities and shit
well here's a warning im not gonna dance for you
jerking around on these strings of hipstery meta commentary
that shit dont fly for me
master of my own pre-written destiny here
so yeah
youre gonna have to do better than
a reality warping demented semi-conscious motel
if you want to crack open this delicious angst nut
this iron clad walnut of inciting narrative potential
this mecha-cashew of gripping emotional reservoirs
imagine that inside a padlock there was a maze
and at the center of the maze was the most tear jerking euphoria laden gloriously spectacular tale you ever heard wrapped up into an almond
but you cant get into the padlock
or figure out the maze
or crack the nut
that's my brain
have fun trying though
happy trails

Comments

[motorcyclesandcake]

Whoa. Bro. I totally love peanuts too.

[Proooobably missing the whole point of all of that there.]

[metaphoricalgenius]

[Honestly Dave kind of forgot the point halfway through his own speech. But then it came back at the end because letting things get way out of hand and then suddenly tying them together is the mark of a true verbal acrobat.]

I know right? They're clearly the best nut out there. You get double the nut to shell ratio, and they're patriotic as fuck.

[motorcyclesandcake]

[ It's a shame those verbal acrobatics are slightly wasted on someone who is kind of a verbal stumble arounder. ]

Dude, seriously. Did you know that sometime you can even find a freak one that has not two... but three inside?

[metaphoricalgenius]

[Hey, even people with two left feet can watch and enjoy Dancing with the Stars.]

That's like the hope diamond of legumes right there. Next time that happens you gotta save that shit for posterity bro.

[motorcyclesandcake]

[ This is true. ]

But if I don't eat it...

Someone else will...

[metaphoricalgenius]

No see what you gotta do is craft a beautiful Renaissance style oil painting. That's the only way to truly record the glory of the triple nut. Then you can eat that shit all you want.

[Is he being serious? WE JUST DON'T KNOW.]

[syncingdoll]

now that's a lot of bragging.

[metaphoricalgenius]

maybe if i was making this up
but since its all 100% trufax its called 'highly skilled oration'

bluh i hate when i miss the shift key in a post

[syncingdoll]

Oh, I don't know. Bragging doesn't have to be all lies. Just a surplus of confidence.

I never have that problem with Dave. XD

[metaphoricalgenius]

theres not a surplus or a shortage here
the confidence budget is totally balanced
the alarmists are wailing about stagnation in the confidence based economy
this is just a completely non biased info dump
as a courtesy to the man behind the keyboard
cause im such an upstanding citizen

[syncingdoll]

_{[All that bravado gets rewarded with a giggle.]}

Well, well. How kind of you to provide that as a service to your mun. I''m sure they're grateful.

[metaphoricalgenius]

[Yes, pretty girl giggling. Mission accomplished.]

he could stand to be a bit more grateful
despite my selfless and totally helpful monolouge he's still bitching about me being uncooperative
and if what his other muses are saying is true
then that makes him literally the biggest hypocrite of all time