on derpy screencaps

[oldsoldiers]

With all due respect ma'am, aren't there far more important things for you to attend to?

I'll admit, it was an interesting expression to see, but you're taking it out of context. I wouldn't have invited the Commander out if I wasn't serious about the offer, and no. I didn't leave my wallet in my other set of fatigues.

[ ... ]

But you're half right. Flirting's still one thing— let's just say I'm finally getting in practice.

( the glorious face in question )

Comments

[i_am_da_lawson]

It certainly has some... Interesting visual implications.

[wellbangokay]

Been that long since you flirted with anyone, Major?

[And that's a bad pic of him make it go away.]

[oldsoldiers]

If you have to ask, then the answer's it's obvious enough.

[ BETTER? ]

Luckily for us, I'm not trying to flirt the Reapers to death.

sorry for the delay!

[wellbangokay]

Well, you know who to go to for practice.

[D'OH ENOUGH OF THAT TOMFOOLERY YOU BIOTIC RAPSCALLION!]

Also um. Don't mind the usertag. [Gestures towards it.] Her idea. Not mine.

Np!

[oldsoldiers]

[ a low laugh ]

Are you giving granting me permission, Shepard? Because you know, once you do, there will be no stopping me from taking full advantage of it.

[ innuendo unintended! But no now the door to really bad and unintentional flirting has been opened and nothing will stop the downpour ]

And here I thought you were just being overly forward, sir.

[wellbangokay]

I think I can handle that can of worms. [He folds his arms with a slight smirk.]

I'm clearly better at being subtle. [And he's a vanguard.] At least, compared to her.