New meat coming through - tags may be a little slow but I will respond~!

[another_stolen_relic]

 Well now, isn't this interesting. I can't wait to see what you'll have me do now that I'm here. After all, your life can't be all that entertaining if you're sat here, writing for me and hoping someone else will play along.

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[uncompromise]

[All the side-eye. All of it.]

[another_stolen_relic]

[Small smirk - And we have a winner]

Why the look? I can't have offended someone already, surely

[uncompromise]

[What does he win?]

Just making sure you don't try to pull a fast one.

[another_stolen_relic]

[A new bow from the Lady Galadriel.

He frowns slightly in confusion]

And why would I do that? You act as though I've succeeded before.

[uncompromise]

[Lame. His bow is way better.]

[That... doesn't really make Clint's suspicious expression change all that much.]

You're you. You'll have to forgive me if I don't believe a word out of your mouth.

[another_stolen_relic]

[Hey, you asked, Katniss]

[He quirks a brow - this man either knows him personally some how or has sharp instincts..]

A wise choice probably. Though I am curious - how is it you know to be wary of me?

[uncompromise]

[Whatever, Frost the Snowman.]

[Both. Definitely both. He scowls and says the two words Loki's probably gonna hate.]

From you.

[another_stolen_relic]

[Touche, Robin Hood]

[He's not fond of that answer, admittedly - though it's more because it's closed - it doesn't give him anything but more questions]

Care to elaborate?

[uncompromise]

[Bullseye.]

[Too bad. It's pretty noticeable that Clint's staying just out of arms reach at all times. He's learned his lesson from last time.]

You picked the wrong planet to mess with.

[another_stolen_relic]

[Don't worry - he doesn't have his magical stick of destiny right now.

That answer earns a small, albeit unsure snicker]

I'm messing with planets now am I? My, how ambitious of me. And how am I supposedly doing such a thing?

[Lifting his arms a little, hands palm up, as if to say 'Come on - you're kidding right?'

[uncompromise]

[Good, because this is a poke-free zone.]

I meant before. Which begs the question: what're you up to now?

[another_stolen_relic]

[You loved it really.]

Since I have no recollection of waging war on your planet, I assumed you meant that was my latest mission.

Now, however, I'm doing exactly what I remember doing before. Nothing as exciting as that.

[uncompromise]

[Lies. Big bald-faced lies, because like hell he loved being a good little drone.]

...Gotta say, I feel bad for your mun. 'S gotta be hard having a guy like you in their headspace.

[another_stolen_relic]

[Aaaww, c'mon - it's okay to admit it~ ]

[Sardonic smirk]

I've been here, what? A few hours? And already my mun is gathering pity. Clearly I'm doing something right.