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Not 8ad, John!!!!!!!!
Kinda tired, though. 8/10.

bluh, more like 1/10. it's not even funny anymore!

You thought it was funny before?

sort of.
but it stopped being funny when people were serious about me and dave being a thing.

A "thing"?
You're not a thing with Dave, right????????
A flushed thing! That's what you mean, right, 8ecause you humans have the dum8est words for your romance crap.

well, we are a thing!
just not the kind of thing everyone seems to think??

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well shit egbert
i didnt know you were into guys
id better keep my butt away from you

dave.
no.

relax man im just yanking your proverbial chain
but that username is ironically funny

not without protection

dude, that's gross.

excuse me im not the one offering my ass buffet to the public at large
who knows what diseases youre crawling with now
this could all be a ploy to bring me down hard with the clap
in the morning youll call me up being like hey dave how the fuck are you so awesome how do you feel
and ill have to tell you well shit john i dont know but it burns like hellfire when i piss and damn i dont think its supposed to be that color
then youll give some dweebyass laugh into the phone and screech GOT YOU and hang up
all the while under the false impression that you are in fact actually funny
and i cant let that happen

i cant let that go unpunished john

i don't have any diseases that's just stupid.
also, you really need to stop implying i'm going to give you a std, you'll make people think you're serious.