dear_mun | Entries tagged with canon: girl genius

Aaaaahhhhh yes, mundane darling. I knew you would come crawling back eventually.

You know I am not a patient woman, but I suppose I have had other things to busy myself with. This, however, is not an opportunity I am letting get away. It's practically perfect! A familiar setting for me, an AI for me to study and work on (my specialty you know~) and other brilliant people to meet and get under my thumb.

The one problem here is the lack of men, but I'm sure we can work around even that issue.

ding_bots_are_done

I guess I should be grateful that didn't pick one of those horror games. And that I don't have to be a pirate. Or a horse.....

[Agatha has not been happy with the options that were bandied about.]

Never mind that I'm a little busy right now.

[ /Sigh.]

At least I get to keep my castle...

moveslikejaeger

Sveethott, hyu giff op too easily, hyu know dot? Hyu schpend all dis time flippy floppying around, beink all indecisiff, und den hyu valks avays vitout doink anyting. It's so sad, becauze dollink, hyu know, und Hy know vhat hyu vants, but hyu chust convince hyuself it ain't vorth it.

But look at vhat hyu haff so far! All hyu haff left iz two itsy-bitsy writtink sample, und hyu iz done! Und hyu know pipple tink hyu iz soch a goot writer, it vill not be hard, ya? Hyu chust gotta tink about zumting hyu ken write about, den hyu vill be all set!

Come on, Mun! Hyu gotta be a leedle more darink, a leedle more adventurous! How elze iz hyu gonna keep op vit me, huh? Hy been so goot und qviet for dese past few months, Hy em tired ov sittink around! Hy vants to do tings! Hy vants to play vit odder pipple! So qvit vorryink und let me out!

ninemechanicalmuses

Look, mundane, I know you haven't been having the best time of it, but if you're so insistent on getting me into that game (finally) you really must get back to work on that application. It's nothing close to finished and applications are open right now.

You even reserved me.

I know we aren't always on the best of terms but as you know I'm bored and if I can't get back to Agatha and The Castle I might as well play along and tell you I have faith in you. You know what you're doing, I promise.

playbill

Ah! Looking to give me another chance, then? We didn't quite make it work last time did we? I'm not really like most of the other "muses" you have in here. I'm not really sure why you're so insistent on trying to work together but I guess I can't complain.

But according to you we probably won't really find anyone to talk to anyway! You say nobody will recognize me and you know we don't fit together well enough for a game.

Don't look at me with that tone of thought. You're making me nervous.

ninemechanicalmuses

[Sigh]

I know you get terribly excited about the prospect of this game whenever it comes up, but you have yet to even finish my app! Yes I know you finished the one for Lucrezia, but that one didn't get accepted, remember? ~~thank the muses~~

Now don't look at me like that, you know what I mean. You've planned for how many of us to go in now? You've been saying you'll app me for months and have you yet? The game's going to go into endgame soon and then opportunity over!

Yes, yes, you had a good excuse for some of those months, especially the last few. I can't imagine how wretched all that illness must have been, still, you need to get in gear on this or you'll end up missing it and looking like the girl who cried "wolf" all at once.

ninemechanicalmuses

I knew you had a bit of a sadistic streak in you, mundane, but this is really above and beyond your regular abuse of power.

As if thrusting me into a strange world wherein I am required to perform pointless tasks while Agatha needs me in Mechanicsburg is bad enough.

I might have to seriously rethink the amicable status of our relationship.

voleatile

( Cut for violence and gore >3> )

deathraysanddingbots

There's another of her?

Here?

And you want me to talk to her? I'm supposed to be the crazy one here!

(Also, what kind of place is this? Nobody here even has a decent death ray!)

fuckyeahdeathrays

Hoy, mundane.

Stop worrying. You'll do fine. I know the cast will help you and you seem ok so far.

Yea, it's a bit different from my canon, but that doesn't mean that I'll stop experimenting. And you have most of the AU History worked out, ja?

Going in under Clay will be fun too. [:3] You should find a Gil and Tarvek -- What do you mean I'd have to pick one or the other? Why can't I have both? [:(]

syned_a_brik

See sveetie? Hy told hyu dere vas notink to vorry about. Now Hy am in! Und hyu didn't efen haf to do dos "revisions" hyu vas vorryink dey'd ask for.

Now ve chust need Jenka und Dimo!

fluentinrebus

See? I told you, you didn't have to worry. You got in!

Seriously though, stop being so wishy washy and decide if you want to jump into the event going on or not. It's that simple. Either you wait until the event is over to introduce me to the game or we start now. Look I'm fine with either decision but don't get any cold feet now, mun! If you back down, it'll be for nothing!

fluentinrebus

Aww, mun, you really need to stop worrying. If your canon-savvy friend says it's fine, it's fine! Look, just focus on getting stuff done with that freaky frog thing in your head space and that ginger girl you always play. Speaking of her, do you mind getting her of my back? She's worse than Von Pinn with her nagging around me.

Now seriously, work on other stuff and you'll hear back from them shortly. And if I hear anymore whining from you, I'd be happy to shank some sense into you.

moveslikejaeger

Vell, schmott guy? It vas offer two veeks ago hyu decided hyu vanted to ride vit de Jaegers. Hyu haff t'ree games picked out dot hyu vant to send me to. Und yet, hyu sit dere, doink efferyting else but hyu happle-lick-kay-shuns. Iz hyu gonna do dis or vhat? Hy don' vant to sit 'round hyu head all day doink notting. It's borink. So, chust suck it up und get on vit it already.

wishedforwaffles

It's been weeks and you still only have one icon. Considering how excited you were over the possibility of sending me to this game, I would have expected you to have all the rest done. You even have the keywords already meticulously planned out, so I really don't see what the hold-up is.

And stop being so unsure of my voice. I've been speaking with the other me who inhabits your headspace and we have already thoroughly explored our similarities and differences. I can't say I'm disappointed to learn that you won't be having me die like he did: if you insist on the midriff shirt the very least you can do is not mar the exposed skin with scars and stitching.

And while we're on the subject of that: a midriff shirt? Really? I understand that magical girl costumes tend to be a bit revealing, and I'm eternally grateful to have been given trousers rather than being expected to traipse around in some form of frilly underthing, but a midriff shirt is still far and away more ridiculous than I feel like dealing with.

Dubiously,

Klaus Wulfenbach

moveslikejaeger

Vell, scmott guy, hyu tinks hyu gots vat it takes to control a Jaeger? Hyu iz schmott, I give you dot, but hyu don't effen gots a nize-

Hokay, I suppose dot iz a nize hat. Und so iz dot vun. Und- Vait a minute! Hyu mean to say hyu haff five hats? Dot iz just... Now hyu is just schowink uff!

waspyourface

Must you actually put me in a game? I'm having plenty of fun all by myself (and with the other muses in here). I don't need you to ship me off to some convoluted game to "keep me busy". I can keep myself busy. I don't owe you anything.

I have my own projects to work on, you know! I have no desire to help a bunch of stupid random people beat a video game. I have wasps to grow! Machines to build! People to harass! Sex to have!

I don't have a say in the matter you say?

Wow, rude.

waspyourface

Mundane darling!

I do hope you and I are going to get along well. From the time we've spent together already, I think it's safe to say we will. We have a similar sense of humor, you and I! We can get up to all sorts of fun together, causing trouble and seducing innocent minds.

Oh I'm entirely aware you're much less sadistic than I can be, but shh, you know enough to be able to turn a cheek when I need a little space, don't you? You think I'm far too much fun to hold me back. I can tell.

Speaking of self control, you mentioned Klaus is around here somewhere as well? Please tell me where. I'd love to get him to come out and play~

ninemechanicalmuses

I hope you know what I have to put up with now, with her in here. I'm aware that you did not seek her out or mean to add her to our shared "headspace" but I really must insist you find somewhere else to keep her.

A cage in a dark secluded corner maybe?

Yes, yes I am aware that she is only joining us because she was cultivated by a roleplay partner of yours, but she's your responsibility now because she's here and she's harrassing me.

We don't always see eye to eye and we both do our fair share of angering the other sometimes, but I know you don't actually want to cause me anguish. Are you absolutely sure you can't just... get rid of her?

No. Of course you don't want to. [sigh] Your roleplay partner and I might need to have some words.

fluentinrebus

So let me get this straight, you let your friend enable to play me at this Zodion place? Typical. You're the kind that would squeal a minute under torture aren't you? Pfft, you're no fun--wait, you're saying I'll get fire magic there?

Count me in then. At least you're confident about me not having a problem with the place. Just don't even think of pulling anything funny on me. You know what will happen if you do. Hey wait! You just missed the deadline to submit the app! Don't you dare miss the next time they're taking apps!

Dear Mun . . .

I think we have issues.

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