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'bout time you decided to get your act together, mun! And here I was beginning to lose faith in you. Well, I guess you've got to be reasonably competent to have a handle on little old me, right?

I've gotta say, though, that place you're sending me to seems awfully dull. Asgard, was it? But so long as I still get to kick some Angel ass, I'll be perfectly—

[ Impact in 3, 2, 1... ]

...what do you mean Unit 02's not coming?!

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What's Unit 02?

What are you, stupid? It's only the world's first Evangelion intended for actual combat. And I'm its pilot, Asuka Langley Soryu!

[ She'd ordinarily strike a pose here, but that last bit of news she received has left her sour... well, more so than usual. ]

Apparently someone decided Unit 02's staying at home. Honestly, what a joke!

No, I'm not. It must not be as famous as you thought, that's all.

[Zessica just raises an eyebrow at the girl's tone.]

It's not that bad, is it?

Everyone who's anyone's heard of the Evas. Maybe you just haven't been paying attention.

[ Asuka averts her eyes. ]

Bad enough. Honestly, just because I've been falling behind in sync tests lately...

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Don't worry. [ Hee. ] I'll take good care of Unit 02 in your absence. No hard feelings, right?

And just who the hell are you supposed to be?

[ Because a) she's not impressed, and b) she's getting serious creeper vibes from you. Not a good combination. ]

That's no way to ask someone their name. [ Gurl plz. ] I'm a pilot of Evangelion too, so you have to be nicer.

Who knows, I might even be your superior.

[ Evangelion pilot? Asuka just stares at her as though she's some sort of alien creature. And girl, with those hideous frames, she honestly wouldn't doubt it. ]

If you're so superior, how come I've never seen you before?

they be hatin'

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why you gotta be all up in my grill gurl

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cause they gonna fight

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shall I set up the mud wrestling pit now

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better grab the plugsuits too

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mmm... plugsuit mud wrestling

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...You're fighting angels? Why?

Because they're evil, duh.

[ This totally makes sense out of context. Really. ]

Well, not all of them!

Just most of them.

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and mass mindscrew apparently

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Evangelion, delivering you the very finest in mindfuck since '95

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Why do you want to kill angels?

[WEIIIIRDO]

Gee, I dunno, how about the fact they keep trying to blow us all up? That a good enough reason for you, genius?

[ Right back at you, Strawberry. ]

Hey, lay off! I didn't know they did that in your world!

[GRUMP GRUMP GRUMP]

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You fight Shadow Angels, too? [ gay space angels are everywhere, it seems. Then, added momentarily: ] And it sounds way less dull than where I am, lady.

[ We're from giant robot canons, bro. Shit's been gay since the original Gundam. ]

Not Shadow Angels. Just Angels. [ A snort. ] And I've still got my doubts about it, but it's not like I've any say in the matter, so whatever.

[ tenshi... datenshi... same thing. ] You get special powers and stff, though, don't you? Not like I don't already have 'em, but still, I'd rather be fighting for something than sitting around in some boring neighborhood for snobs.

IT'S OKAY THIS THREAD IS STILL BEAUTIFUL

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wow that was not the right icon

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ALL IS FORGIVEN...

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Being safe doesn't make a place dull, Asuka.

[ hahahahaha

ha. ]

[ Hey, look, it's the very last person in the world she wanted to see right now. Enjoy a healthy dose of vitriol being directed your way, Shinji. Just like old times! ]

And just where do you get off trying to lecture me on the matter, huh? Just because you piss your pants the moment an Angel shows its ugly mug doesn't mean we all do! I say bring it on! Bring it all on!

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[ and people wonder why he whinges a lot. shinji's daily life, ladies and gentlemen. ]

I'm not-- [ trying to lecture you, but he cuts himself off because it's a waste of time explaining. ] You don't have to fight all the time. If the Angels aren't there, that's a good thing.

[ even if he feels worthless without his eva, he's not enough of an idiot to wish those things on another place. ]

......you may have a point there

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always aspire towards maximum hideousness

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it's my life's motto, man

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evangelion: missing the point of dear_mun being a lighthearted comm since 2012

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yeah pretty sure me taking Asuka from right before her EXTREME BREAKDOWN started didn't help

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being eva is suffering

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form a contract with me and become a MAGICAL FREUDIAN CASE

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oh god it's some kind of despair singularity

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／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ LET US BECOME ONE, SHINJI-KUN

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episode 26: shinji wishes to be congratulated

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we've entered an endless recursion of congratulations

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and it still makes moe sense than the actual ending

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Unit 02?

[ Rolling her eyes. How many times does she have to explain this, honestly? ]

My Evangelion. Giant freakin' robot that beats up bad guys. Understand now?

[Tilts head.]

No, I don't.

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What's with the innocent whistles?

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nothing I definitely wasn't thinking about tentacles what are you talking about

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Pff, go to Japan then. They've got plenty I hear XD

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My, myy... you fight Angels, my dear? Such a sad sight... as much as it pleases me that the followers of shadow must be pressed for resources to send children to fight their battles, such senseless waste of potential is never encouraging to behold.

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