Well it's kinda true...

[disneyprinceloki]

Yes, you are... hilarious with your choice of usernames. However, it is inaccurate. Get your mind out of the clouds, would you?

What am I even saying? You mortals never listen. Once you come down from your 'dreamworld' of sorts, perhaps you'll be capable of having a proper conversation.

{{Avengers spoilers possible in the comments!}}

Comments

[phantom_thief_freyr]

Did Disney make a movie about you? That's not very fair. Freyr would make a much better Disney movie prince.

[disneyprinceloki]

More like a movie about my brother and his newly acquired friends.

[phantom_thief_freyr]

Your brother...?

[fotlenke]

[She'll just magic up a tiara for you. There!]

[disneyprinceloki]

*HDSKJHD THROWS IT OFF.

NO.*

[fotlenke]

[She's holding her gut and laughing.]

[changedbywar]

...part of me has to wonder how your songs would go in a Disney cartoon.

The villains always get the most awesome songs but dude, the falling in love song is pretty keen too.

[Singing now.]

If there's a prize for rotten judgement,
I guess I've already won that.
No man is worth the aggravation,
That's ancient history!

Been there!
Done that!

[disneyprinceloki]

I do not sing. At all.

[changedbywar]

Maybe you'll be the one they sing about then?

Born in grief.
Raised in hate.
Helpless to defy his fate.
Let him run.
Let him live.
But do not forget what we cannot forgive!

[testofwill]

[There's a rather smug-looking FBI agent over here. Mostly because of the way his mun is giggling.]

[disneyprinceloki]

*DON'T GIVE ME THAT LOOK MORTAL. I wipe it right off. I will.*

[tradedvoice]

[Yup, just giggling over here now her writer finally clicked to the reason for the username.]

[disneyprinceloki]

*It's just laugh at Loki day isn't it?*

Stop. Giggling.

[virginwarrior]

Mortals have that tendency, Loki.

[Not her Loki but still... It's Loki. Never liked him.]

[disneyprinceloki]

...Excuse me?

*What, who are you, and how do you know his name?*

[compromisedarrow]

I think it's fitting.

[SMUG GRIN]

[disneyprinceloki]

And you fit the part of the annoying, talking animal companion.

[cursedtosleep]

Oh, you don't wish to be a Disney Prince?

[disneyprinceloki]

No. It's ridiculous.

/sobbing

[fbitchesgtmoney]

(Just going to hum this now)

oh god why

[disneyprinceloki]

*Stop it. STOP IT NOW.*

[liftmehighabove]

So you're not a prince?

[Need a break from Disney, dearest?]

[disneyprinceloki]

Not of blood, no.

[purplepants]

[Looks up from his research datapad. Gives an amused snort and then back to work. That's all you're worth Loki.]

[disneyprinceloki]

*You're not even worth a glance, Beast.*