dear_mun | Entries tagged with game: jarjammed

I am thankful to you for making me this account mun
Perhaps this will pave the way for the rest of the fine people in Achewood to create an internet presence
Now please leave so that I may adjust that application you are in the process of
making

redhairedislandgirl

Why would you

why would you even

make me read that, mun

I thought things were okay between us, you and I.

then you made me read puppy porn.

I don't want to play this game anymore! I just want to go home and indulge in things not even related to animals. I am never ever talking to Goofy again ever.

unlivingdead

So, if I am to understand this situation, you intend to haphazardly throw me into a game which reportedly forces a meteor apocalypse upon the planet of the player and or players. Not only that, but to leave me with a dodge ball as my main, and possibly only means of self-preservation.

(Yes, I am aware I am already dead. No, I do not particularly care that I have "sweet dodgeball moves.")

In addition to the aforementioned circumstances, you expect me to be able to handle the fast pace of this game? Never mind it is supposedly impossible to defeat.

And you would also like to hear my opinion on the subject?

It sounds marvelous!

I do so love a challenge. Although I very much hope you'll allow me the privilege of taking along my beau and my companion. Going against the odds wouldn't quite be the same without Slow-Moe and Sir Hoots a Lot. I should think I might not forgive you for this otherwise.

ninemechanicalmuses

Look, mundane, I know you haven't been having the best time of it, but if you're so insistent on getting me into that game (finally) you really must get back to work on that application. It's nothing close to finished and applications are open right now.

You even reserved me.

I know we aren't always on the best of terms but as you know I'm bored and if I can't get back to Agatha and The Castle I might as well play along and tell you I have faith in you. You know what you're doing, I promise.

ninemechanicalmuses

[Sigh]

I know you get terribly excited about the prospect of this game whenever it comes up, but you have yet to even finish my app! Yes I know you finished the one for Lucrezia, but that one didn't get accepted, remember? ~~thank the muses~~

Now don't look at me like that, you know what I mean. You've planned for how many of us to go in now? You've been saying you'll app me for months and have you yet? The game's going to go into endgame soon and then opportunity over!

Yes, yes, you had a good excuse for some of those months, especially the last few. I can't imagine how wretched all that illness must have been, still, you need to get in gear on this or you'll end up missing it and looking like the girl who cried "wolf" all at once.

ohgawhawhawd

Heeeey, yo, Mr. Mun. Not that I don't think this whole plan is totally awesomeboss, but there's one huge problem!

How am I supposed to fight things I can't even touch? Not that I'd even want to fight because, ha ha, not my style, but just hypothetically or whatever. Totes hypothetically. How?

unbuyable_wish

There is no need to remind me that it's a slim chance. Have I not fought for less?

If there is any possibility of fulfilling my wish, then I command you. Take me there. Do not deny me that opportunity.

-King Ashura of Shura Country

medicinalracquet

From what I've gathered, it's a holosuite program. Sounds like a fun one!

[pause]

Wait, what do you mean, it's for real?

(Also, I think I need more icons than four. And shouldn't you review the canon before playing me? No?)

crueldragonsthesis

Exchanging Melancthon for another invisible fucking guiding hand? Throwing me into another rigged game? After all that happened, after I was this close to ramming those missiles up The Goddess's sacred fundament, you're taking away the revenge that me and Melancthon deserve?

You'd make a good fae.

That means: go fuck yourself.

ninemechanicalmuses

I knew you had a bit of a sadistic streak in you, mundane, but this is really above and beyond your regular abuse of power.

As if thrusting me into a strange world wherein I am required to perform pointless tasks while Agatha needs me in Mechanicsburg is bad enough.

I might have to seriously rethink the amicable status of our relationship.

psionica

Wow, you really want to play me? I'm flattered! It'd be nice to go on another adventure, but I don't think it would be the same without the others there...

Either way, do you really think you can handle it right now? Maybe you'd better wait until after your convention before thinking about it. I don't want you to overwhelm yourself! I couldn't tell you how many times Ness's dad called us while we were on the road, suggesting that we take it easy... but really, it's good advice. Don't push yourself too hard, okay?

And if you do go through it, well, I'll just tell you what I told him - kick butt like I know you can!

imswinginghere

I'm, uh, not sure if you're noticed, or anything, but it's not exactly easy, or anything, this waiting thing.

And I really suck at video games. Just so you know.

whereyourheartsupat

( courier cut )

heartware_err0r

[She sits at a table, a robotic looking girl with spiral ram horns atop her head, shuffling a deck. Her eyes are closed. She pulls one card from the deck and looks at it. The Hanged Man. She smiles and sets it on the table. Shuffling again she picks another card blindly from the deck. This time, The Star. Her lips quirk upward even more.]

My, the cards are prompt today. A past standstill and a new future?

[She sets the start to the right of the hanged man, shuffling the deck one last time before drawing The Knight of Pentacles. She sets it down along with the others, studying the spread.]

Will I fit into the foundation of the game? Or will it prove boring with it's routine?

Interesting.

adequation

I can't say I approve of being dragged away from Republic City at such a critical time.

In fact, to say I disapprove is a rather tragic understatement.

But it will be interesting to see how the general public reacts to my message in an environment where most of them are from worlds without benders.

We'll see how this goes.

suffering_sappho

Golly! So you're telling me I'm going to play a game with a whole bunch of aliens from across a whole bunch of galaxies where I get to fight as much as I want and can create infinite booze?

Holy @!*#(!, that is so keen!

Hey, do you think there are any cute girls there?

circus_freak

So, miss mundane, it's very good to meet you! [giggle] I know you've wanted to have me for a muse, but this is our first time actually working together!

I think we can totally be in sync! We might have to work hard to make sure you have my voice down, if you want to get me into that game in the next round!

That's ok! I like working hard! Especially at fun things like games.

Ooohhhh did you say that cute boy who's friends with the avatar will be there too?

frustrates

You are such an ass.

I don't even know where I stand with Pokemon right now, and now you're sending me to some entirely new world full of even shittier monsters to get in my way? On a whim, even, when you know full well how tired I am of getting pushed around by overexcited people who want me to do what they want. Yeah, you just added yourself to that list.

[sigh.]

Isn't there any other way to resurrect her? I don't want to quit training. I still owe March for what I did... besides, it'd be better if you caught up to my canon point in your comic, rather than use up all your ideas for me on RP. You really have no sense.

scanranprettyboy

Have you gone absolutely mad? I don't know where it got into that funny head of yours that sending me in to join your murderous little mot in her magical science future game thing sounded like a good idea, but I've got things to do, and people without horns to deal with.

By the way, why do they all seem to have horns? You ought to keep me away from them. Might catch whatever's got them looking all pekid and yellow-eyed. Put me in there, and I'd just stick out. Clash, like. It's a rubbish idea, all sorted, and that's without the consideration of how I'm needed here in Corus. You can't be pulling me out now, not when I've got a city and a court to mind, and a failed harvest to compensate for, not to mention all this business with Beka, damn her.

Knowing you like I've come to, I'm thinking you won't be changing your mind on the matter much. It's only a shame I can't find a way to get one of these knives in your ridiculous little hands, tapping away at that 'computer' thing and dragging me into this.

moveslikejaeger

Vell, schmott guy? It vas offer two veeks ago hyu decided hyu vanted to ride vit de Jaegers. Hyu haff t'ree games picked out dot hyu vant to send me to. Und yet, hyu sit dere, doink efferyting else but hyu happle-lick-kay-shuns. Iz hyu gonna do dis or vhat? Hy don' vant to sit 'round hyu head all day doink notting. It's borink. So, chust suck it up und get on vit it already.

Dear Mun . . .

I think we have issues.

Entries tagged with game: jarjammed

Congratulations to the whole Achewood fandom

on reading In The Seraglio of the Complacency of the Goodnight Puppies

VOICE TEST: Jarjammed

on mun's ugly sobbing over the keyboard

Mun is the worst procrastinator

Probably going to jarjammed, canon is Paranatural

Considering jarjammed, when their apps open again

JarJammed voice test

canon is The Iron Dragon's Daughter by Michael Swanwick

On considering Jarjammed

voice test; maybe looking at jarjammed...

(Im)patient for jarjammed.

Considering doing a retcon and giving Jarjammed another shot

going to a new game

Homeless, hopefully going to Jarjammed

Canon is I Was Kidnapped by Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space!!!

Stretching (in more ways than one)

Nuzlocke AU impulse apping to Jarjammed

I prefer my jars well greased, thanks.

On stalling mun issues...

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