Stay away. Stay far away.

[ctrl_eff_you]

[Gasp.]

You gradumitated from that place where you draw all the pretty pictures? I'm so proud of you mun! Look at all the ^{super awesome} things you can do now! You can draw... horses and... sandwiches and... oh! Oh! Draw me next, draw me!

Wait. You said you are an artist now. That means I have to pay you. Okay! Where is palpay? Draw me and Agent Washington by our wall of friendship! _{I saved him by that wall you know.}

Comments

[binds_books]

Your mundane must be a very interesting person to maintain someone as unique as you in their headspace.

[ctrl_eff_you]

She is _{very interesting}. She is in my buddy club. It's a good club.

I couldn't resist.

[thereisno11]

I can't believe some muns think you're entertaining.

HI CHURCH

[ctrl_eff_you]

CHURCH! It has been so long! Imissedyouwherehaveyoubeenwehavesomuchtotalkabout.

[thereisno11]

Caboose, get the fuck away from me! Go bother the Reds or Tucker.

[ctrl_eff_you]

Friends hug when they miss each other! And Tucker is here too! He's right over there. He says: [And his voice is suddenly very monotone.] 'there is no way in fucking hell I am going anywhere near those piles of crazy'.

He needs hugs, Church. We should hug him.

[thereisno11]

[Aims his sniper rifle at Caboose but misses each time.] Fuck. I missed him.

[ctrl_eff_you]

I knew you did!

...You missed Tucker too, didn't you.

[thereisno11]

[Do robots get high blood pressure? Because Church feels like his just went up. Way up.]

Caboose. What part of 'go away' don't you get?

[ctrl_eff_you]

Church. I get that we should go.... away... together... over there. Right?

[thereisno11]

... No!

What the fuck, mun. It's not funny.

[ctrl_eff_you]

No? So over there instead! I get it now!

[This mun is sorry, if it's any consolation, Church.]

Caboose! Awesome.

[teenagebadboy]

[Aaron just stares at the armor-clad guy.]

...wow. Hyperactive much?

Grats!

[boomofo]

[aaaand here come the potshots
...that miss
...badly]

[bullshitmeter]

You are quite excited, Agent Caboose.