dear_mun | May. 4th, 2012

May. 4th, 2012

Dear Mun,

As my mun I think you should stop staying late up at night, especially when it's not for school work. You keep staying up late at night and fooling around on the internet. It's not healthy and you should do your homework.

What? You'll start tomorrow? That's what you say everyday! Only for today? Why's that, is tonight something so important that you have to stay u...

M-My birthday? ... ....

Um.. T-..Thanks? just go to sleep already though

illusionism

The whole idea doesn't settle well with me... I had a feeling you'd make me go through all of this again. Gaining one and losing the other. Getting another chance with him is something I should be thankful for but the idea of ... being with out our child isn't right! Reconsidering isn't really an option due to the circumstances.

I just — I don't want to think or talk about this right now. Do what you have to and leave me alone for a while.

thebadturtle

This is a terrible fuckin' idea and you should be ashamed of yourself. Last time that we got involved in blood sport it was giant goddamn dinosaurs behind it, but it didn't make it suck any less.

Fuck, man, what are you thinking?

beingthecreature

He-ey-ey, glad to see ya did it! I was wondering for a little while there. This is great! Just think of all the different creatures we could see now?

Hm? Well, I suppose there's a few things to take care of first, like deciding where you're going to send me, if anywhere. And your friend's still gonna make a journal for Martin, right? Terrific! You two have got a lot of watching to catch up on too, if we're gonna do this. At least it'd be a good ride; you said it yourself, studying's never been this fun before.

By the way, great job with the insects and spider today. [Chuckles.] Yes, I was watching. And even though you haven't yet identified that one beetle, I bet between the two of us, we could do it. Remember, now you've not only got me, but the whole INTERNET at your fingertips! We'll find it out together, you'll see~

crabbygenius

You know this is pointless. We never see anyone I know here so there really is no point of posting this. So why don't you forget it and just let me do my own thing?

We'll both be happy that way.

[Canon is Tenchi Muyo OVA]

misfortunate

You know mun, I've been thinking. You've been shaky with my voice since you made this journal and you haven't known where to put me either. It's mostly because of those other two guys, right? Well, that one guy and the guy that turns into a chick. I mean, what's up with that? Can't he just stay a girl? It'd be a lot easier!

Anyway... you know, I've been noticing something while you've been looking for a game to put me in. And I can only think of one suitable type.

A sex game! Just think of it! A place where Lum definitely can't follow me, where there are girls just waiting, and will feel so bad if I die, that they have to--

...they wouldn't just let me die! You don't know that! So shut up and find one already!

dreamsonwings

You keep asking, mun-san. No one from home will come and hopefully it'll stay that way.

(Canon is Kaleido Star)

giveadragonsomelove

...Five more...months mun. I'm tired...

I mean...you haven't looked me up like how long? Let me sleep a while longer. Dragons...[yawn.] need their rest...

ZzzzZzzzZzzzZzzz

gild

And you certainly took your sweet time about it, didn't you, dearie. Made an entire evening of it, how nice. Now you'll top it all off by oh so graciously dusting me off, hm? Is that your plan?

Only... Suppose I don't feel like cooperating. Whatever will you do then, I wonder. See, I'm not the type to take rejection well, never have been. So how about a deal, yeah? Just you and me. You keep me off the shelf, and I'll continue to whisper in your ear as you'd so like me to. After all, this particular chapter's coming to a close, and who knows what you'll decide on following the grand finale - it'd be terrible to take an unannounced and indefinite leave of absence.

Good to know we understand each other as we do. I've so missed our little chats.

doctorbadass

Uhh. Alright.

Ain't sure what you've got in mind for me, lady, but as long as there's some PBR and good tunes I guess ya can count me in.

receiving

...thanks, I guess, for creating a journal and bringing me over here. If you do find somewhere for me to play, at least it'll be with characters from my own fandom.

It's late. Shouldn't you go to sleep? Your nightmares haven't been bugging you for a while and you didn't sleep much last night. Try lying down. We both need it.

manto

No, I really don't.

Please go away.

It's crowded of people I don't need to see again.

2ndkidflash

Mun, you haven't given any thought past this part, have you? [Nope.] Yeah, that's what I figured.

It's alright. Just don't wait too long because I'm not exactly known for my patience. While I'm waiting, you should probably review my canon. It's been awhile since you've done that.

privatizedworldpeace

( minor spoilers )

erupting

What are you even doing?? You can't just go in unprepared, you're not ready! Not to mention, are you forgetting there's a really good chance that I won't even be able to use my firebending there? Or even a sword? That city is completely useless, what are you THINKING? I have to help Aang defeat my father, not sit around helplessly in the dark! What's your problem!

Leave me alone.

burntviolet

... It's been over two months already, mundane.

It feels like yesterday that you brought me here to voice test me, we were so insecure and inexperienced. I remember how frightened you were of this new RP setting, afraid that this game's standard was too high for us and we would end up being rejected. Then a kind soul offered us to beta read your application, and from there on things started looking up. I do think joining that game was eventually the best decision you've made... it fit my character completely.

Look at us, now... you're intending to place me in a third game. We've grown so much... I'm still your only muse, and it makes me feel... honored. I'm happy for you, too.

I just hope you're going to keep up with this, but as long as we keep working together... we can do it. Can we?

notpettyandtiny

Mundane, I am well aware you have just seen the film, and you have been playing me in other respects, but I hope this isn't another one of those things where you just 'drop' someone. Your other characters often get forgotten and I do not wish to be one. Remember, I am a God.

behind_blueyes

Yeah, yeah. I'm here, Christ.

Now.

Stop slacking.

We good? Good.

Current Mood: slightly irked

onlyhisheir

It has been long since last we spoke, my lady. But allow me to ease your worry; time matters little to those such as we. I gave my word I would not remain apart, I'm honored to still find favor in your eyes.

Yet there is much to do, laxity accomplished naught. Rest easy, all will be well.

We have time.

Current Mood: quiet

kirkwallstories

Now, Mundane, is this really a good time? Yes, even I can enjoy a little fresh air from time to time, but there are several things that require your attention. You do only have a few days left to finish up, after all.

Besides, aren't you the one who said you needed time to "adjust"? Relax. I'll be here when things settle down and you have the time. I have my quill, and I have paper, and the things I hear up here would write their own novels, so stop worrying about what happens next and get to work. Stories don't write themselves, you know.

Although, when you're done? We're going to have to discuss that name you chose for yourself. Why you picked that when you could have chosen anything else...[siiiigh]

Current Mood: working

braidedwhip

I know they're not perfect anyway, with the hair to short and not in braids and all, but...

Why do so many of this little pictures have to have me in dresses I'd never wear?

freckleswasmean

I told you would fail.
But you wouldn't listen to me~

Don't you feel foolish now?
You're better off not trying again. You'll only embarrass yourself again.

over_identifies

He's Lucifer. Not Bishop. I realize you find this whole cross-canon situation hilarious, but it isn't funny.

I used to think Dean was the writer's chewtoy, now I'm not so sure.

younglife

It's okay, mun. I know you had a lot of fun plans...

It's okay. It doesn't matter. You don't have to play me there if you don't want to.

I know you worked really hard on the application... So maybe you should wait a bit before dropping me.

It's okay... This is just for fun. Even if the people there seem nice... You don't have to try to play me anywhere else, either. I'm fine just living in your headspace. Yosuke's there, and Adachi-san is nice to me whenever I see him... Dad's there, too. I want to be in a place with Dad most of all, so don't feel bad.

I said don't feel bad! Geez, mun...

darkhonour

Why the sudden interest in me again?

Just stick to your original plan, the one that doesn't include me in these stupid games of yours.

strangehistorian

It feels strange to ask you to give me more time. Goodness knows humans have less time to give than we do, and even if they did they would not be authorized to make that transfer without proper supervision.

But I want to stay. This is something I have to do.

bye_to_yer_head

Look mate, it can't be that different from th' other place. Yer th' one that knows how t' work this doovalacky, not me. Jus' figure it out alroight?

Try clickin' that thing, no that one.

Yeah see, ya made it do ... somethin'.

thy_heroine

Mun, are you ready for tomorrow night? The biggest and brightest moon will come tomorrow! Are you excited?

edgar_roni

So, this is it. The last day of a nine day work week during which you suffered through new responsibility at work, an illness that you've yet to recover fully from, a mild hangover from last night, and the usual familial problems.

How do you do it?

[He smirks a little.]

More importantly, how are you going to celebrate? I'm thinking taking her up on her offer sounds good, for starters...

cutestprogrammer

Dear Mun,

I do not agree on the place you plan to put my Master even if the other active residents of your headspace are there. That place is simply unsuitable for my Master. The technology there is almost non-existant after all. You should pick a place where I can go too so I can keep my Master company ~~and watch over My Master if possible~~.

Sincerely,
Alter Ego

floralprophecy

Miss. Will you stop listening to that on repeat... [That being the official parody CD drama - 'Castor tou-san, Labrador-mama'~ ♥] .... it's very embarrassing... You do know it's a parody, right? It's just for fun.

Well, of course I'm happy that Castor will be joining us but you're being much, much too excited about this. Frankly, some of those 'ideas' in your head scare me. Castor and I are just good friends who happen to spend a lot of time together. It's not what you think at all! It's just that Castor knows how to appreciate my tea and garden, and I can actually have an intelligent conversation with him. [Unlike Frau... and Lance... Though Mun does really, really want a Lance as well. Lance is much too fabulous not to have~]

Don't you even think about putting me in a dress! Sure, I wore one in that one chapter but that was so we could infiltrate... Oh, why, thank you. Well, Castor made it so of course it looked nice on me. He's a very talented tailor. No, we do not have dress up games!! Will you stop it already? Really...

valorousness

Can't say I'm a big fan of all this to-and-fro through time, but I'm behind you one-hundred percent, sir. It sounds like those people could use some help over there.

aninnocentdeath

Mon dieu. Is it necessary to detain me like this? I am a doctor, as you know, and I am not helping anyone if you continue to 'bring me out'. I am happiest when at work. You know this, also.

I would prefer to be left alone, please. I must put my talents to beneficial use.

amazing_spider_girl

You've gotten my "voice" back? And here I thought I never left, just hid away in your head for a little bit.

Anyway...that's awesome, and I'm as flattered as always to be a part of that mess you like to call your headspace. Really, I am.

Sooooooo, plans? You DO have those, right? I'm not just gonna sit here, twiddling my thumbs to pass the time, am I?

I am? C'mon mun! Not even if I do a clever song and dance routine on why you should play me somewhere again? ...Besides my being just awesome. That's a given.

So I'm going to twiddle my thumbs until you "find the right place for me"? Aaaand, how long is that going to take, exactly?

"Soon" isn't a very good estimate here either, mun. C'mon. Let's start seeing some results!

shotdadintheass

You- it- a sex island? You're getting me back out because you're thinking about a sex island?!

What is wrong with you? I mean, it's not like- I like having sex, you know, most people do, but life or death and collars! Those should stay on dogs and cats and- big lizards. They use them for lizards, right?

...wait, don't answer that. I am not talking to you about this. Bad mun! The answer is no. Go- go back to your plurk! [ flappy gesture

shoo ]

weasels

I suppose I wouldn't mind, but you don't seem to have the time.

sublimity

You want to give this a go, do you? Not that I doubt you [Which…isn’t quite the truth.], but you’re being a bit hasty, I think.

There are things to be done, and I really must be getting back. Not to mention you haven’t the time for this either, so you really ought to have a clear head and sort your priorities before trying anything.

egyptology

Pardon me, but um, I do believe you have enough on your plate at the moment without adding me to the mix. I'm hardly ungrateful, it's just that your plans tend to edge away from scholarly pursuits and more towards dangerous adventures--

What do you mean, "enabling"? Who's enabling? I don't believe I want to go to one of these bizarre places, thank you very much. I'm still a bit worn out from putting a three thousand year old mummy to death, so if you'll excuse me--

... Oh, I can't really leave at the moment, can I? Well. I'm sure I'll find some way, just you wait.

cinnabons

< I am afraid I do not understand why the username you have selected for me is so humorous.

Perhaps you can explain it to me later. >

has_an_army

Stop throwing me around memes like I'm a common whore.

That is all

- Loki

sothatswhatitdoes

Not sure if a bag of flour would have helped, in that situation.

...

But it would have been funny.

starkceo

[pokes] Hey, grammar girl, time to wake up. Come on, we have work to do.

( cut for minor spoilers )

promfromhell

....I don't think I want to go to another prom.

quickly

Way t'freakin go, Chucklefuck!

Did ya even READ how yer ass was supposed ta do this app? Huh? LOOKS LIKE YA DIDN'T. Y'gave the wrong kind of sample. How can anyone do such a stupid freakin' thing I don't even --

[Sighs]

Look. Look. Just make dis entry real good and maybe we'll get in? I mean I don't really care if we do 'cause dat place stinks but I don't need ya t'be all sad if we get rejected. I ain't some shrink or anythin' so I can't be listenin' to yer whinin' all the time.

So 'bout dis lame Mayfield place. Yer finally gonna let me go and kick BLU's ass, right? Cause I am not gonna put up with ya being lazy and not havin' me fight 'em. Like t'last two times I was dere.

[Pops open a BONK! Drinks it in only a few seconds flat. Tosses the can somewhere on the ground.]

crackpotcrocker

MUN! You're not even off your hiatus yet and you're plotting?! ^{Mmm, sounds like someone I know.}

Look! You know, I, Mr. Crocker, don't care to see anyone from my world at this so called event? Expect prehaps for those - FAIRY GODPARENTS!

You know I could care less about anyone else that is in my universe. SO LEAVE ME ALONE! I have no idea why the heck you insist on wanting to see people from my universe there.... What's that? Oh, no. Not her! That's the last person I need to run into. [Groan]......

^{Excuse me I'll be in the corner.}

sleepwalked

( cut for obnoxiousness )

whoinvitedyou

Wow, that sounds like a great idea. Send me off somewhere crazy after the loser stabs me in the stomach and leaves me for dead and lying in my own blood.

No, really. That's better than any idea I could come up with.

Have fun with that, dude. I'll just be over here trying to piece together my life and my body.

merchantofdeath

You have an app to write. Not two, because you can't do me justice, we've already gone over that. As much "fun" as it would be to "play me," you're so far out of league that left field is located to the far right.

You know what to write, but you're just sitting there. Sitting there, whining and complaining and procrastinating and putting it off even further by watching "my canon" on repeat. I get it, the life of a lobbyist is extremely exciting to someone like you. Acting like having me around is going to shock your lazy app writing process any is about as bad as cramming Vermont cheddar cheese into your mouth and calling it American. It's more disgusting than smoking, and that's saying a lot.

So just write the damn thing and be done with it. Write it now. I mean, literally, right now, open your writing document of choice, copy/paste the son of the bitch in there, and do that Teal Deer thing you always do. If you need to bullshit a little, I guess I can help, but that's about it.

And you know me when it comes to that: I'm never wrong.

[ty for the shittiest pep talk ever man]

barre

I — I don't know. I don't want to go.

But if you think it's a good idea.

beastlier

Huh? Kagura, Amata...? Like I know which of those losers is supposed to be "me." Just 'cause I'm the one getting reincarnated doesn't mean I understand how the hell it all works. Figure it out on your own like everyone else.

... Besides, I'm doing a pretty good job of being me on my own. If I'm up here, I don't need to get reborn or whatever, right? So give me something to do that isn't tryin' to see the future. Go write that thingy up for the holly place, or -- no, wait! Give me something to eat! I'm hungry!

furyflurry

Do you have to make me do this? You know how I don't really deal well with being out in public. I'd rather sit somewhere quietly and just watch, like I've always done.

Besides, the least you could have done is had a bit more on your mind before forcing this on me! Now not only do I have to try to lay low, but if that fails, what do I say? It's going to be so embarrassing, and I wonder if you understand what that's like.

50shadesofsexy

I. Want. In. This. Game.

Now.

Write. My. App.

Do. It.

aggravating

Hi. Hello? You listening now? Okay, good. Because I'm gonna talk even if you decide to be an idiot and not listen to the genius over here.

( Obligatory Avengers spoilers cut? )

pocketsurgeon

So zere are more members of bozh RED und BLU around? And zis ist exciting to you somehow? Interesting.

I, on ze ozer hand, can scarcely contain my joy.

desceptre

This is good. Do you not see that, now that you've put aside your futile contention?

I'll grant you've got a strong heart. But you've wasted it on frivolous migrants and men who would only aspire to be gods. I can give you even more than adventures worth remembering.

You need only kneel.

repinealator

What am I supposed to say? One moment I'm over...there and now here I am in the hands of a different person. You may think this is all entertaining but to be frank with you I don't want any part of this. Just leave me homeless and you'll do both of us a favor.

[ Scratches under his chin. ]

Besides... you wouldn't want me. This is role-playing, right? Having to deal with other people is not a strong point of mine. Nothing exciting would come out of any of my interactions with others. More the reason why you should reconsider finding another muse.

So please...

allfatherissues

Ah, yes. As I told you not all that long ago, it appears that all your efforts will be for naught. Though does this truly surprise you, I wonder?

Nevertheless, it will make for quite the change.

eideticimprint

Go get the dictionary and look up "retired". If a picture of my face isn't there, we're going to have a problem on our hands.

piratey

Sure, the event's over, but you don't think I'm just going to go away, right? I'd rather stick around! Even the younger me had to admit that I had a good thing going. And you know I'm not the type to give up without a fight.

So go ahead. Try to shelve me. We'll see how far you get.

friendship_reporter

Dear Mundane,

I appreciate your effort in trying to keep me from exposing the biggest flaws in the world you have placed me in. I had not asked for the knowledge I now have, and it is incredibly difficult to keep from letting the secret loose.

You know how I am with secrets.

But this knowledge is something that is not only world-ending, but that no sane pony would want to believe. I know it is true only because of the undeniable proof I have gathered, and even I cannot fathom what things would be like if everybody knew.

I think Applejack has her suspicions already; she's always been a lot smarter than she lets on.

But I don't know how much longer I can manage keeping this in. Please, mun, there has to be some way for me to... unlearn what I have learned. For things to go back to normal. I just want to be happy, with my friends, again. Please, look for a way, for me?

Your faithful, but suffering muse,
Twilight Sparkle

ikol_loki

As entertaining and as fascinating as it is, I feel it important to remind you that you are behind in bringing me up to date with things in my own universe.

( possible spoilers )

mantrap

Who in the hell does this hipster schmuck think he is?

He ain't ever gonna be Seymour, that's fer sure.

memylifeandfe

Hey, so, you're finally going to pay attention to me?

That's great, even if it's taken you way too long.

ki3t

It seems you are regaining your will for community interaction. The others we once interacted with, however, did not move to this journal service. You seem to have no plans.

Perhaps you should use this time to plan and consider.

Current Mood: calm

hungryhungryhaunting

Oh my, are you sure about this? I guess it would be fun...for a person like you. But I have a very delicate constitution, didn't you know? It's true, ghosts are allergic to mortal danger.

Besides, everyone is so spread out there. It will be hard for the others to give me snacks. That would be very upsetting...I'd rather be sent to a game that's an endless buffet. With riceballs and yakitori...yes...if I was going somewhere, I'd like it to be somewhere filled with delicious treats all the time.

Alright, it's decided. Please make my planet something like that, understood?

regularbird

THAT MOVIE WAS AWESOME. Oh my GOD.

Now just watch the rest of them again and we'll be set. And maybe take Rigby, dude. I think he'd love it too.

boston_slammer

What the hell are ya even doin' this post for anyway? Yer not tellin' anybody anything new, I mean you just posted where I'm gonna go ovah at this place on dat oddah site.

Seems kinda pointless ta me, but what do I know. As long as I got some place decent to go, I can't complain. So hurry up on dat application, ya lazy bastard. I'm bored an' you know what happens when I get bored.

[Don't you dare throw that ball in my headspace.]

besensitive

I'm not really sure what to say to you right now. But I do want you to know I am... concerned. I have a very strong feeling that you're going to embarrass me.

Just.. Go freshen up on canon, will you? For my sake?

vargulf

( possible spoilers for 3x21 also )

6collegecredits

You know, I really thought your head was going to explode there a few times.

Like, I legit saw the smoke coming out of your ears. Glad you made it out in one piece, though. I'd be in a bit of trouble if you had gone nuclear.

As for you headcanon about where I was? Here it is: I was somewhere, being awesome. Obviously.

lunging

Now we wait.

I'm quite impressed you actually went through with it, mortal of mine. The others speak quite often of your laziness.

[slander and LIES]

Now, go do something productive. You are hungry, and there are the makings of a good sandwich in your kitchen. You should go into it now and make one.

[...]

itisforbidden

Strange creature.

I thought you disliked the cold.

forcewalking

Maybe you aren't so useless after all.

purplepants

So after our discussion about places to go, mainly how I wasn't going, you decided to send me to Hell.

Literally.

You put me in Hell.

And we're not talking some normalish representation of Hell. It's the Greek version of Hell. Not only that, but the people I know don't know me, and people I don't know suddenly know all about me.

I won't be held responsible for anything. I'll tell you that now.

And no, I'm not looking forwards to any part of the "killer zombie clowns with chainsaws".

hotrodred

So... this is a bandwagon thing, isn't it? I'm pretty sure that's where you're coming from. Hey, wanna give me an estimate on the miles per gallon of that thing?

Yeah, Mun, listen. You're a fun girl and all. I mean, you know your booze and you like to party. I'm down with that. But you barely even know how to use your Android. Well, okay, that's an exaggeration, yeah, but still. I think we could be friends, and I have no problem being in your head for that, but there's no way we can work together on this actual RP thing.

I mean, you failed math.

Okay! Okay, so that's an exaggeration, too. But there's still no way you could keep up with me. You've never taken anything more complicated than trig, and that was what... eleven years ago? You've no knowledge of engineering or business or science.

Booze, Mun. That's all we have to build a relationship on. That cannot go anywhere good.

inu_yasha

Why the hell did you choose to bring me out now? (G l a r i n g.) Look, I'm busy. I guess if you still have a bone to pick with me after Naraku dies, I might listen to you. But not until then.

(He unsheathes his Tetsusaiga and holds it out in front of him.)

Now how do I get out of here?

wtgzombiearm

Whoa. Remember that whole 'not a puppet' thing I was talking about? Is it just me or are you undermining me a bit here...

Helping or hurting, man?

hotheadedsavior

WAAAAWHOOO!!! See? I told ya not to get too down about missing out on one opportunity. There are always more ways - you just gotta keep going. Take the time now to watch as much more of my canon as this reserve allows and then let's do this.

I wonder if any of the others will go with me. Hmm. Tenzin would be awesome and maybe Bolin.

...NO, I DON'T WANT MAKO THERE! His arm candy would get lonely.

ofthegods

( minor avengers spoilers...? )

I think we have issues.

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