Homeless; trying to find somewhere

[memylifeandfe]

Hey, so, you're finally going to pay attention to me?

That's great, even if it's taken you way too long.

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[notpettyandtiny]

Mine ignored me as well, Man of Iron.

[memylifeandfe]

Sorry to hear, big guy.

Mine's more interested in growing a beard like mine than paying attention.

[notpettyandtiny]

Well, mine is female, so that is not a problem.
However, she is rather obsessed with me.

[memylifeandfe]

Obsession does weird things to muns. First hand experience, and it isn't pretty.

[notpettyandtiny]

Yes. It really does.
She is also... quite into Norse mythology right now. I suppose this show about vampires she is watching is not helping.

[memylifeandfe]

At least she's not making you impregnate horses or anything? That's more your brother's thing I guess.

[notpettyandtiny]

...why would I breed with another species?

[memylifeandfe]

It's just something we heard you do in Asguard? Not that I'm saying you've done it personally, just, we've heard rumours going around.

[notpettyandtiny]

That is more something Loki does.

[memylifeandfe]

Yeah. Your brother is something else. Something I'm in no hurry to experience again either.

[notpettyandtiny]

Yes. I agree.

[ki3t]

Complaining changes little.

[memylifeandfe]

If you complain loud enough and make enough noise, you can make things change. Which is pretty much what I plan to do.

[ki3t]

Things rarely change with only speech as a catalyst. The phrase is, 'Actions speak louder than words.'

[memylifeandfe]

Yeah, whenever I try to do anything like that I end up with a very angry one-eyed guy on my back though.

[ki3t]

Literally?

[memylifeandfe]

No, I'm too fast for him to get there.

[ki3t]

Then you were using an idiom.

[He did know the difference - just sometimes, he had to make sure. Especially when speaking with someone new.]

[scarlet_discord]

Oh wow, hi! Well I for one would love seeing you and some of your friends on the Barge.

There's no models there, though. But you can take vacations.

[memylifeandfe]

Vacations are good, I kind of don't get them since I started this saving-the-world thing. Even if there's no models, I'm sure there's plenty of women around, so that's not gonna be a problem.

[scarlet_discord]

OK. Well. In this place you have weird multiverse stuff, jumps into the past and future, transformations, scary stuff, embarrassing stuff and moments of extreme awesome. The whole place is about redemption. You'd be working as a Warden there, helping someone like me get their crap together. (My Warden is Batgirl. How cool is that?) The pay is about the best in the multiverse--one wish, granted.

[virginia_potts]

Well you are rather hard to ignore, Tony.

dfkdfgjk yeeeeesssss, pepper!

[memylifeandfe]

I'll take that as a compliment then?

She wouldn't stay quiet any longer.

[virginia_potts]

It definitely wasn't meant as an insult.

[allfatherissues]

[Oh hey look it's your favourite crazy Asgardian god! His tone is equal parts mockery and sarcasm.]

Somehow I don't find this news particularly exciting.

[talkingtooslow]

And they ignored you how long? [IM:AA Pep's impressed, no not really.]

Amazed you let them ignore you that long. Oooh was it because you were working on something? Probably the case you'd think the older me would have dragged you... Okay had Rhodey drag you out of the Armory kicking and screaming. [Only because she really wants to see that happen, and be there filming it all for blackmail them to learn where to fix the armor's weak spots... yeah, that's it!]