saw the avengers ; someone is awake

[privatizedworldpeace]

Yeah -- let's talk about this again, how you only pay attention to me when you're either bored or need something pretty to look at. Because that's not how I roll, alright? I'm not some big shiny billboard kind of superhero that you whip out whenever you feel cold and lonely at night, and that's totally understandable -- you know, that you'd turn to me, not that you feel cold and lonely at night -- but let's cut to the chase here.

I've got plans. Plans that don't include these shenanigans -- whatever shenanigans they might be. And before you think of doing anything dangerous, I need a couple of things. First, scotch. Second, a really big lab. Third, a TV that has all the channels, including the ones in Chinese. Fourth, a new tower.

Because, you know. Aliens tore my name off of my last one.

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[ex_pepperoni652]

And just what is so pretty for her to look at?

[privatizedworldpeace]

[ p a u s e ]

Uh --

[And Tony turns slightly, to look behind him, like something is actually there, before he refocuses his attention on Pepper.]

I don't know, the sky?

[ex_pepperoni652]

[She's just going to arch her brow, and put her hands on her hips.]

The sky.

[She says it not as a question. But as she is skeptical of the answer.]

[ki3t]

Do you speak Chinese?

[privatizedworldpeace]

That's not the point.

The point is, I want it.

[humdrumvee]

... and here I thought you had that realization about being a Diva.

[privatizedworldpeace]

A diva? Me?

Let's be real, I'm an everyman's man. That's why people like me.

[Everyone has an AI to adjust their shower temperature, right? Right.]

[demigoddess]

So what? If your mun meets your demands you'll be up for shenanigans?

[privatizedworldpeace]

Maybe. My demands are pretty out of this world and I'm very specific about the kinds of shenanigans I can get into.

I'm not a big fan of being arrested.

[notpettyandtiny]

Your mun only let's you out when she is unamused? I am sorry, Iron friend.

[privatizedworldpeace]

[SUP ASGARDIAN BRO.]

Iron Man. Although, yeah, we can roll with friends, we're all friends now. Seeing as we're all hip to the jive of this teamwork thing.

And yeah, it's a real laugh riot. I'm in hysterics over here.

That was sarcasm, just so you know.

[purplepants]

You do realize you'll wind up somewhere with no alcohol, no tech and no cable right?

[privatizedworldpeace]

Wow, how about we try on some optimism, I'm sure they make that in a size fifty-six.

[starkgirlfriday]

The name was a bit much.

[privatizedworldpeace]

It was insult to the numerous injuries I sustained saving the world.

You'd think they would at least leave my building alone. Aliens have no sense of respect.

[has_an_army]

I rather hope she tosses you into an unfathomable abyss of misery and torture.

[privatizedworldpeace]

Hey. Jackass.

We won.

Stop being such a bitter Betty over there, it's not a good look for you.

[well_assembled]

I thought being viewed as something pretty would appeal to your vanity.

But, as much as I hate to admit it, you really do pull through when it's on the line.

[privatizedworldpeace]

Yeah, it's only cute the first dozen times. Then it starts to get objectifying.

[Tony pauses, though.]

-- yeah, well, no one else can fly. So.

[memylifeandfe]

Hey, seems like your mun and mine have something in common. Except he's even worse at dropping me.

[privatizedworldpeace]

Isn't it the biggest case of horseshit you've ever seen in your life?

We're not meant to just sit around and rot. Geniuses at work, here.

[empetre]

O-oh... that's not very nice. Somepony placing you somewhere you'd rather not be. Have you tried asking her nicely why she's mad at you?

[Why yes this is a soft-spoken little pony speaking to you, Tony. WHAT NOW?]

[privatizedworldpeace]

[ . . . ]

Wow, I seriously did not think they put drugs in the punch at the survival party.

[thestarspangledman]

You certainly look like a big shiny billboard kind of superhero.

[privatizedworldpeace]

Yeah, and you look like a toy in a cereal box, what's your point?