dear_mun | no one saw that...right? also, app sent in.

[ JAERGAO;IEJWIKA;WRG9U04TIOJIKLWGJLAJDF jkjaekrgjalsjd lk KLJASJDFLA KJAEORGOIWEKFSDFJ omg ]

...What sort of sandwich?

[THE MIGHTY KEYSMASH]

Oh, any sort. Peanut butter and jelly, perhaps.

She has settled for a pair of granola bars and glass of milk, however. The lack of boar is astounding.

[ that is how excited i am ]

Boar is not something mortals keep in their stocks. In fact, I think it is a bit rare.

[all the e x c i t e s on both ends, bro]

Truly? But they have ham and beef and roasts, why is boar a delicacy? T'is another type of pig!

[ yesssssss. good. ]

I do not know, friend, just that it is not so common. They do have a variety of other things that we have never even perhaps dreamed of, however.

[Just as planned, Thor?]

That they do.

I like the idea of Hershey's, I think. Chocolate in pieces, it'd drive Volstagg to the brink of insanity having to read a label to tell him how much he can eat!

You-- [ Raven so wants to make a joke about how ..theatrical this guy is, but.

Wow, he's ~~dreamy~~ nice to look at. ]

--you, ah. You'll be joining us on the Tranquility, then?

[THE NICEST DREAM TO LOOK AT, RIGHT HERE.
DRINK IT IN, MYSTIQUE. HE COMES FROM THE HEAVENS. THOUGH NO GOD, HE PUTS THE GREEKS TO SHAME.]

Aye, Milady, the hope is to join you!

Are all the maidens upon this ship in space as far as you? I may need to prepare in that case, should it be true.

[ /drinks it in /doesn't feel at all bad for those shamed Greeks

and if she does turn blue, here's hoping he doesn't think she's some-part Jotunheim like Loki did for a hot minute, cripes. ]

I, um- I don't- Ah.

[ FOCUS RAVEN. USE YOUR WORDS. SMIRK OR SOMETHING.]

I'm sure you'll enjoy it there, though I don't think it would be fair to compare all the other women to me. [ mostly because she can look like anyone she wants sob ] You'll just have to wait and see, I guess.

[But she doesn't have the same markings. It'll take him a second to register it, but Jotunns seem to wear clothes.]

Oh no, I didn't mean to fluster you! [Fandral side effects: extreme stuttering] Forgive me, that was certainly not my intent.

I suppose I shall see upon arrival. I hope to, definitely!

[ she'll just have to skip out on the clothes, then~ (sorry Charles) ]

It's alright! Not your fault, I'm just ..ridiculous, um. So.

[ she pauses, gives him a small wave and a bright smile. ]

Hi, I'm Raven.

[Charles can deal; she's a beautiful woman and should fully embrace her mutation.]

Oh, no. You aren't ridiculous at all! It's...ah, not to brag, but it does seem to happen to all sorts of women in my presence.

[A small wave? Now that is ridiculous! Without warning or hesitation, he takes her hand to place a genteel kiss atop her knuckles, those baby blues looking at her as though she's the only woman in the world and he's the luckiest man to have her attention just then.]

Lady Raven, it is a pleasure. I am Fandral the Dashing of the Warriors Three.

[ heeheeheehee, Raven just bites her lip until she's sure her smile won't be too overwhelmingly huge, then bows her head a little bit. It feels like the right thing to do! ]

The pleasure is all mine, good sir. [ wow she doesn't feel so bad for being ten years before Disney World exists anymore - this is basically like meeting prince charming in the flesh. swoon~]

I almost want to ask how exactly someone earns the title of Dashing, but there's really no question with you as the example.

[Well, the actor does play Prince Charming on that Once Upon a Time show, so she's totally off!]

I am glad to hear that I have lived up to that, Fair Raven! I have been called other things, of course, as dashing isn't the end all be all of who I am. Brave is my next favorite.

But! Enough about me! What of you, Lady Raven? Do you hold any titles?

Titles? Not exactly.

[ UM hm, how to phrase this. ]

I do have a nickname, though. Some call me Mystique. [ she's trying hard to be mysterious now, that's why she's talking lower, moving in a little closer. ]

And I'm glad to hear you've been called brave as well, because not a lot of people know this secret about me, simply because I'm not sure they could handle it. [ she lets her eyes melt to that bright gold with that, holds that eye contact for a little while before blinking and smiling again, eyes back to blue. ]

Wanna know more?

[He leans in as a secret is promised, holding her eyes as they turn that beautiful gold. There are many with "strange" eyes upon his world, Heimdall being the one he deals with the most. Not to mention the magic of Loki.

He's only surprised for a moment, but then he regains total composure. He's not so bothered, really.]

Oh yes, I would love to. Without a doubt, more must be heard!

Another one set to wait? [ Ros gives him a good once over as she plays with a coil of her hair. ] And here I was, worried about being starved for company.

[More pretty ladies! Is space such a draw for them, as it is for Jane Foster?]

Aye, I am "set to wait." Should we both be in the same area, I assure you, I will starve you for nothing.

[ This one's far less interested in stars, and far more interested in people. Handsome people, even more so. Handsome people with heavy purses: perfection.

Ros hums tunefully and then offers a smile — broad and unapologetic. ] Well, aren't you an adventurer. But I may prove quite hungry, milord. Are you certain you wouldn't rather more staid company? [ Now, with a touch of boredom lilting through her voice: ] I'm told ship offers plenty.

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[He looks the best in furs, don't even try to outdo him on that.

Unless she's wearing his furs and nothing else. Then she might compare.

Maybe.]

One of my greatest companions is Hogun the Grim, Milady, I am quite certain some more staid company would do me good.

[ Challenge accepted, Dashing one. ]

Hogun the Grim? [ Ros has never heard of him before and she makes that obvious in the way her voice lifts speculatively at the end of her question. ] Now he doesn't sound very much fun, does he?

[ Her mouth forms a playful moue. ] 'Less, I suppose you're a grim boy, too.

[That sounds like a most excellent one for him all around. And her, of course.]

Nay, my lady, those from Earth most likely have never heard of him. Neither he nor I are present in the legends of the Norse, for some reason.

Grim? Me? Oh, oh no! I am far from it. A man given the title of dashing certainly could not pull off grim very well, no?

[ Win, win all around. Everybody's happy. And she's from the North, so Ros can appreciate a good fur. ]

What's an Earth? [ Ros asks this with another one of her smiles, this time a smile that tells him that she really can't be bothered to care about the answer. ] I've heard of a Hound, a Mountain, a Kingslayer— [ She looks pleased as punch. ] —but never a Dashing, milord. Never in my life.

And doesn't that make you a thing?

[A woman who can appreciate the warmth provided by a good fur? Be still his beating heart!]

Earth...ah, the planet mortals live upon, to answer truthfully.

[A jolly chuckle is to be had.]

A thing? You could say that. But there is much more to me than that title. Sometimes I am called Fandral the Brave, it depends on what is at hand. Relativity, you might say.

[ Truth be told, women like her a dime a dozen back where she's from. Not that she'd be telling anyone that, least of all him. Best to keep up the illusion and stay warm for the night, mm? ]

Both Dashing and Brave? [ Ros sidles up with another winking grin. ] The night's generosities never cease, Lord Fandral.

I'm Ros.

[If she were ever in need of a place to stay that was not her room, he would certainly welcome her!]

Ah, yes, one from personality off and one from on the battlefield, I do imagine.

[A flourish of his cape and he takes her hand to press a kiss to the tops of her knuckles.]

Lady Ros, it is a great pleasure to be honored with your name.

So you're coming to space - why?

[ no seriously, why? she has no idea why anyone would want to join them in this damn dream. (her mun obviously thinks otherwise.) ]

You realize it's not all fairy tales and happy shiny things, right?

Because it is where my mortal wants to place me and there are those there whose sides I must always remain near. Is that a poor reason?

[Pff, fairy tales. But shiny things, like blades, those he can get behind.]

Fandral! [ sif's internally: sdjfksjfklsjkdfjls. her bff is coming! ]

You best make sure Volstagg is not there. Your mortal may take it out on you if she cannot have her sandwich.

Ah, Lady Sif, certainly you're not pleased to see me outside the field of battle? No harsh words to wound my ever-present, bulbous, constantly growing ego? Come now, you cannot possibly be that starved for a comrade.

[THAT

SMILE

PUNCH IT WITH A FIST OF FURIOUS FIRE SIF HOW DARE HE]

[ she's going to punch him in a minute alright

in the face

and ruin it ]

Thor is there. But it would not be completely horrible if you were to appear. I am sure your ego will take down the ship and bring us back to Asgard within a moment of your arrival.

[LIES AND SLANDER

it can never be ruined

movie fandral could have been crafted by frigga out of a really nice lily as she realized, oh shit, i just had a god baby and we adopted that jotunn kid, they're gonna have to get married one day, looked at the flower, and whispered give me the most beautiful man alive with the power to speak to women and provide a wingman for two, and also able to tell them the birds and the bees civilly because that is not my thing and my husband will probably be napping, thank you lily and BAM. Perfectly crafted, suitably sexy, fantastically furred and fabulously fascinating Fandral appeared.

that's all just speculation tho but. it's possible]

Oh, is that so? Then you should be sending prayers to the Allfather and Allmother that I find myself there quickly. You hear that, Lady Sif? I am, yet again, the answer to prayers.

[fandral the most embarrassing character to play ACTIVATE]

[ i'm sorry, i fell asleep. but loki is a bit hopeless, so no wonder fandral is around. someone needs to challenge thor when it comes to his horrible wooing skills.

in the meantime, you are annoying. and she hates that you have a point, no matter how ridiculous and untrue it is. ]

Or the ladies of Asgard have had enough of being your playthings, and cast you out themselves.

I should send them my gratitude.

[Sif how can you sleep with Heimdall watching everything

sometimes Fandral worries how much he knows. has he got his pee schedule down? is he going to be summoned one day because he picked up a bodacious babe that heimdall actually was protective of? will he die on the rainbow bridge for his unbridled swashbuckling cheerful lechery?

these are valid concerns, sif. come on. surely you do something worth being worried about...like eating a jar of cookies instead of the three you told volstagg you were going to take...or...your forehead getting wrinkles because you can never get your hair done in a good style...and won't let him help...fandral, not heimdall]

Oh, now, now, it is unwise to insult the fair ladies of Asgard. Have you ever stopped to think that, shockingly, I could be the plaything of the ladies of Asgard?

Either way, you'll be filled with gratitude on behalf of Fandral the Dashing, and that's, a-ha, something I definitely treasure.

[ heimdall is watching you bro. watches you pee, eat, sleep, brush your hair one hundred times, watch your stupid little soaps on your television because what the hell do these guys do when they're not fighting or braiding each other's hair?

she doesn't let fandral help as she is secretly in love with him, okay? gosh.

anyway, sif wants to laugh because ahaha fandra, she remembers why you are one of her bffs. ]

Dashing? You are what mortals call a comedian, Fandral. I find you far from dashing. And I am sure if the ladies of Asgard looked further than their feet that they would see it, too.

[ w/e w/e she is clearly jealous that fandral's hair is full of secrets. AND THIS MAY BE HER WAY OF SAYING SHE MISSES HIM. ]

[shut your magnificent warrior goddess crappy haircut beautiful bodacious taa-taas, sif. they do other things. like...quip at each other, eat, fandral likes trying on new clothes, look at his body, he probably works out at, like, Allfather Fitness or something, who knows? he probably has billy blanks and richard simmons because WHO IS ISN'T EXCITED TO WORK OUT!?!?! THIS GUY IS OMG SO PUMPED!!!!

don't be so tsuntsun you baka or whatever the kawaii terms are]

Some of the ladies of Asgard can't actually see their feet, my ever pleasant Lady Sif, and that is why they are the choicest in the Realm.

[why can't they see their feet? think, sif.

it has to do with tits. get it yet?]

[ 8| grumble grumble. just because she likes working out by stabbing someone with her spear doesn't mean she's not enthusiastic! you're such a princess, fandral. fandral the princess. sure is a lady pants dropper.

...

...

you are so disgusting, man. ]

And it seems as though some of the men of Asgard cannot think with their heads, or what little sense they have. Women are more than something for you to waste your time admiring, Fandral.

[ ... sif is going all feminism right here. sorry, fandral, but who run the world? girls. she's going to start listening to some beyonce right hurr. ]

I know the women of the Tranquility are nothing like you are used to. Are you sure you are prepared for this?

[oh fandral quite likes beyonce. he, too, can understand the pain of single ladies. women have menstrual cycles; fandral has two nights of the month where he bemoans his foreveralone.jpg/dashingasgardbachelor feelings into a really nice pillow made out baby geese or some shit because it's hard being a rake okay

it just

is. HE HAS FEELINGS TOO YOU KNOW]

Perhaps the men of Asgard do think with their heads [knock knock on Sif's OMG HE DID NOT] and what little sense they have, but they do not like to seem like they do.

Appearances, Lady Sif, and actuality are two very different things. Why do you think I stopped you from advancing when Loki on the throne? Did you think I actually agreed with him, truly?

[ don't be such a pussy, fandral. girls don't dig that.

... well, she imagines he made her stop because sif likes to think with her heart rather than her brain and her heart was telling her to smash loki into a tiny thousand jotun frost giant i'm blue pieces right there and then.

and fandral had sense to stop her. gdi. ]

Of course not. But we should have acted then rather than later. Look at the harm it has caused. Loki almost destroyed an entire city because of our inaction!

[ oh, btw, sif likes to blame herself for these things and that her boy frand thor never came home in time for the cake. and maybe she is angry that she never got to go to new york or wherever the avengers is set to kick loki in the head and give him a haircut. payback is a bitch, frost giant reject!!!! ]

I am sure your mortal has made you aware that he is in space. We have to ensure he does nothing to harm Thor.

[uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

sif he's not from the same time point

also mun has no way of seeing avengers for a while but spoilers are no big so his canon point is choice and likely to stay that way for a while

sorry his mun's kind of a loser.]

Nay, we should have done as we did. What happened could not have happened any other way. If it hadn't been for Heimdall eaves...watching us at the time, we never would have gone at all. Loki is all about appearances, you see, and it is best to play with that as an advantage and what is this about space now?

[ great way to cockblock the friendship, bro!

sjdklf go see the avengers and stop being a rather awesome-and-not-a-loser-but-fandral-is-one-by-default human being. but no spoilers here, just things from the trailer since us bffs have to stick together amirite? lean on me when you're not strong~. and who the hell writes a movie without including fandral the dashing and sif the cockcrushing!?

anyway, what the fine furs are canon points? sorry, fandral, sif is just going to suck at putting the what-is-space with the oh-you're-spoiling-me-dumbass together. she'll buy you a coat or something as an apology. ]

... Loki is in space, Fandral. I know Thor can handle himself, but we need to make sure Loki isn't up to his tricks.

[worst wingman ever. steals all your potential ladies and talks in vague terms about mjolnir in his pants...

oh yeah. she's the cockcrusher and thor is thundercock does fandral need some cute and fun and funny and clever nickname in his name slot because that requires thinking for a while because that is a challenge and "flynntastic" is the first thing to come to mind a bloo bloo

AW YEAH. He's got ermine, mink, and fox, give him something exotic...like space ferret. omg. that would just be brilliant, SIF! FETCH A SPACE FERRET POSTHASTE! FOR THE GOOD OF THE TRANQUILITY WE REQUIRE THE MEAT AND THE FURS OF THE RARE SPACE FERRET! YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE WE TRUST MAY THE BIFROST BE WITH YOU!]

...oh. Loki is in...space.

That makes perfect sense in the way that it doesn't make any sense, but I won't ask further.

[we already son of coul dies okay there's nothing worse than that]

[ and why has sif not seen the mjolnir in his pants? why are you holding out on her, bro? they could be epic together!

only if you want to sit with us. but his dashing and his face is pretty much the name slot, since once you go fandral you can't go back. the cockdazzler of asgard.

... 8) ]

Why do you sound surprised? You do not remember the Bifrost falling? [ or collapsing. w/e w/e sif needs to wiki her own life. ]

[The passion of their love-making would make a star die and forge Mjolnior, Mjolnir Junior. They'd...give it away to some worthy Asgardian warrior who didn't know where it came from and was just really excited to be here, guys, he's a big fan and getting Mjolnior is PURE AWESOMENESS!!! etc., etc.

...you are so witty omg. THIS MUN, I LIKE HER!]

...ah, no? Last I remember we were taking Heimdall to the Healing Room as Thor had promised to deal with Loki himself. How can the Bifrost fall, exactly? It's a damn marvel of mechanization, it's not like it's sitting on rotting pine stilts!

[WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT

THIS SORCERY

SIIIIF YOU GOT SOME SPLAININ TO DO! (also? how things would end, her walloping him with a pillow and him cowering and stuff DO NOT HIT THE LADY SIF, FOR SHE HITS BACK, AND IT DOTH HURT, THIS IS IN THE WARRIORS THREE MANIFESTO]

no one saw that...right? also, app sent in.

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f r e a k i n g o u t /chinhands

don't freak out too much, you might turn blue

dflksgdgsdffbsg

Aw, red is totally your color!

o////o

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/adding to the list of people excited about your app :)

I hope it lives up!

ajksdjkslajdkls

OH HI i am so glad this icon exists

haha what a glorious icon! i am so excited you apped!

I am also excited that I apped! The cast looks A+ and you also have a HAL and that is A+^INFINITY

the more to lure your fine furred self in, my dear. we also have fine babes and mirrors for fandral.

no mirror can match the one in his inventory. unfortunately, babes would not fit :(

poor fandral. it sounds like space is his own personal hell!

needs less mirrors, more heimdalls. then it'd be p. accurate.

... well, there's loki. he's pretty much the devil with a really cute face. & horrible personality.

yeah but loki doesn't watch you pee. well, he could, but you'd know. there's a big diff, sif.

what else do you think he's going to do? plot to take over the world? pfft!

why? that's stupid. he's one god against ...erryone else. he's not THAT stupid.

... oh, true. thor is kind of the stupid one. i forgot. been staring at those arms for too long!

NOW STARE AT MINE! A-HA!

i have to fan myself. clearly fandral is the hottest asgard to ever asgard.

he's one fine side of beef, to quote him.