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[has_an_army]

Stop throwing me around memes like I'm a common whore.

That is all

- Loki

Comments

[memylifeandfe]

Tell me about it.

[has_an_army]

You are the absolute last person I want to see. My mun ships in very perverse ways.

[memylifeandfe]

Ouch. I know I'm kinda irresistible, but my mun's not gone near that yet. I'll be sure to watch out.

[has_an_army]

Much appreciated.

[lunging]

What's wrong with common whores?

[has_an_army]

Of course you wouldn't find anything wrong with such a profession.

[Face. Meet. Hand]

[lunging]

They're lovely! Do what you like and don't ask any questions, nor do they tell your secrets.

You ought to like those that keep your secrets, oughtn't you?

[has_an_army]

One should never had to resort to paying woman for sex.

[lunging]

I'm sure you could find a suitable gentleman in that case.

[has_an_army]

Ah, so you actually pay attention to something other then pretty wenches and your sword.

[lunging]

I know there are jokes upon jokes on Midgard about my hair color, Loki, but they are certainly not true of all of us upon the Realm Eternal.

[Thor's kind of dumb okay]

puns, puns everywhere

[spiderhorse]

[But, Mom...you're more of a giant horse.]

[poisonous_bite]

Of course, there's nothing common about you, Loki.

[has_an_army]

[His grin is all wicked sharp teeth and sinister intentions]

Flattery will get you nowhere, little spy.

[poisonous_bite]

Flattery would imply that I offering a compliment.

[She wasn't. Civil smile is go.]