regarding tartarusnet , spoiler warning for comments

[purplepants]

So after our discussion about places to go, mainly how I wasn't going, you decided to send me to Hell.

Literally.

You put me in Hell.

And we're not talking some normalish representation of Hell. It's the Greek version of Hell. Not only that, but the people I know don't know me, and people I don't know suddenly know all about me.

I won't be held responsible for anything. I'll tell you that now.

And no, I'm not looking forwards to any part of the "killer zombie clowns with chainsaws".

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seen the movie, gotta love bruce

[memylifeandfe]

Hey, might be a good time to start taking up something else to calm you down more. Tried yoga? Big bag of weed?

such puppy eyes

[purplepants]

Right. I'm sure walking around Hell stoned out of my mind won't wind up with a fall into a lake of fire.

[memylifeandfe]

I could think of worse ways to spend an afternoon, really. Could lie down and do it?

[purplepants]

You go right ahead Tony. I'll be over here making sure the other guy doesn't run off in a confused, paranoia-fueled rampage.

[memylifeandfe]

I'm guessing yoga's the better way for you then? I know a great instructor, the only issue is getting them to. Erm. Wherever you are.

[purplepants]

It's fine. I spent a few years looking into yoga anyway.

It didn't do much in terms of staying calm. [Though it helped immensely with staying angry.]

[nolongerhollow]

You in Hell? But...there's no way that is not some sort of celestial clerical error.

...did someone mention weed?

[purplepants]

Hell. Hell replica. Whichever, it's pretty dammed close if it is a replica.

...

No. I am not smoking weed. [Thanks, Tony.]

[nolongerhollow]

But you don't deserve Hell. As someone who formerly did, I should know!

I will never understand muns.

Is cannabis an embarrassing topic where you are from? I apologize.

[purplepants]

Try telling that one to her. I think she did it out of spite.

Most people who smoke weed don't have the best reputation due to it. [Shrugs.] Everyone else is welcome to. They can also enjoy the ataxia from selective impairment of polysynaptic reflexes.

[nolongerhollow]

I come from a time when it is part of the standard medical pharmacopoeia, so I have trouble remembering that it is largely the subject of abuse in this time and culture.

Ah, but I have been rude. Call me D. [He offers a long white hand.]

[purplepants]

Well they're pushing for it to be legalized. Who knows?

[Looks at the hand for a moment before mentally shrugging and shaking it.]

Bruce Banner.

[nolongerhollow]

[The hand is cold, but the grip firm and friendly.] Well at any rate, if this Tartarus is your doom for the moment I can sympathize; though I far more deserve the imprisonment I was sent to.

[purplepants]

Your sympathy is appreciated D, though I'm curious to know where you wound up.

[nolongerhollow]

The Barge is a form of multiversal rehabilitation program for...[a rueful smile] people like me, with the aid of people like yourself and your teammates. When I arrived I was truly wicked, and truly in need of turning around. That is...no longer the case.

bruuuuce. <3

[punchingplz]

[HEY, REMEMBER THIS GUY? Because he remembers you and has forgotten that you used to look like Edward Norton thanks to the glorious world of recasting.]

Won't lie, you in Hell would be amusing to see.

emiiiil! /slow mo run across a flowery field towards

[purplepants]

[Oh for the love of- Naturally, thanks recasting ♥.]

You'd fit right in.

/dramatic music plays in the background

[punchingplz]

Glad to hear you think so much of me, Banner.

[After all, it not like I punched you multiple times, tranqued you and tried to make your life miserable now, is it?]

/sloooooow Mooooooootioooon huuuuuuuug

[purplepants]

Right. Best part about this place is that there is no sign of the military. No room for you. It's almost a vacation.

[of course not , that's like all water under the bridge.]

/which ends with Blonsky punching Banner in the nose >)

[punchingplz]

Odd. I know of at least three higher-ups who would be down there with you.

The question now is, how'd you finally bite it?

/cries like a girl. Y u so mean?

[purplepants]

It had nothing to do with you , so don't get too excited. No one is dead in this place it's a replica.

because anger issues. :c

[punchingplz]

Well that makes no sense. Who in their right mind would want to replicate hell?

Thought we had something special

[purplepants]

Congratulations. You now know as much as the rest of us.

We do. It just involves punching. c:

[punchingplz]

Huh.

[A pause while he thinks] Well, have fun there. [NEENER NEENER NEENER]

And back breaking bear hugs

[purplepants]

And where are you again exactly? Nowhere? Speaks volumes don't you think?