application jitters at mayfield_rpg

[sleepwalked]

omg
ok so you can try not to get your pantys in a hunch
*bunch
this is your first BIG gamne so you should be excited and all that
but dont hype it too much coz it could be rly nervewrecking jsyk
ill be fine theres lots of people from my same seeries
and i bet there will be more when happs open up
*aaps
*aplicayshun
*fck this word

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[crockers_girl]

Don't you mean application? Grammar, Roxy!

[sleepwalked]

hm
nope i meant xactly what i said
its the hip way to say it fyi
jeez janey get with the proghram
*ram hehe

[crockers_girl]

I see. I guess it's slang for application, then. Anyways, is your mun sending you to a game?

[sleepwalked]

ecactly
*x
see janey ur learnin 2 expand your knowledge of coolness im prty proud ngl
neways ya my mun is lining me up @ some lame place called mayfield
seems rite up ur alley coz its all cute poodle skirts n cookin and gee wlickers and shit
but this is the first tiem shes looked into games and stuff like that
so shes still keepin eyes out for groups for me and her other silly lil pu[ppets

[crockers_girl]

Hee hee! Sounds like something out of the fifties! I sure hope they have beer for you!

[sleepwalked]

they fuckin better
i will straight up pull a haisrpay and do musical numbrs @ them til they give me a drink
fuck
now im all worried jane
:(

[crockers_girl]

It'll be okay! I'm sure Jake and Dirk will be there too! Maybe they'll figure out a way to get you some martinis!

[sleepwalked]

janey janey janey awwww
see this is why i LOVE
having u as a bffsie
all optimistic n shit its cute if not naive but lets go w/ cute k
&* pats your butt in approvil*
you always kno how to make me feel beattler
*better not beatle wtf

[crockers_girl]

What are friends for?

[sleepwalked]

like everythin ever
like if i had to bake a cake youd be the 1st person i go to
if i had teen pregnancy (not likly coz EVERYHONES SPOKEN FOR) id go to u
etyc etc sentimental crap here

[crockers_girl]

Gee, that's nice in a weird way.

[mechanicalmastermind]

You aren't one to get nervous over this kind of thing Rox.
What happened to that complete and total unabashed confidence that you always seem to tote around?

[sleepwalked]

drik pls
im pretty good at bein confidy and unbiased but when munnie is flippin her shit 2- ways form sunday its kind of hard yknow
esp when its over silly games
shes such a nood
*noob not noods
omg **blushes
its still here
prob at the bottom of this bottle so i better get 2 drinkin lmao

[mechanicalmastermind]

Tell her to take a deep breath or something. Trust me when I say that the app isn't that difficult.
My mun went there once. She says it is the simplest app she has ever had to do and the mods are pretty nice about it too.
How did I know you were going to say that? Seriously Roxy is there ever a time when you are not trying to crawl into a bottle?

[sleepwalked]

ya i therw all kindsa chill pills @ her
i mean shes prty calm
just new and i told her
look, u have bene rpin for like 10 years or somethin shut up and enjoy it dumby
i guess shes just wanting to make freinds n be cool but shes too fuckin logical or something like a female you
omg
ok sometimes i run so its not always crawl
n sometimes the bottles try n crawl in me
oh wait ew nvm
thats totes gross soundin
OMG
*BLUSHES AGAIN(

[mechanicalmastermind]

Yeah, my mun was the same way when she first started role playing here.
I wasn't around for that. It was about a year ago.
She had been role playing for a long time before hand though. Just like yours.
It sounds like she has a firm head on her shoulders, but not freaking yourself out about everything is the key to staying in control of your mind.
Yes Roxy. That is totally gross sounding. Please do not let your bottles of brain-nulling, liver-killing juices crawl into your body. That would only make the poor decision even worse.

[sleepwalked]

ya mine is all madonnafied
like a virgin n all
first month in here and shes tryin to be friendly smh
ooooooooo
look at u
do you have a fortune cookie to share o wise dirk pls let me in on it and throw me an eggroll
but way to be a lamer and kill the mood
i would never do that
bottles are DIRTY dirk
if you have something else that could crawl inside b my guest to step up to the plate ;_)
swing batter batter swiinnggg (towards my way tho))

[clonksukcer]

[You try your best to ignore forevermore that you once commented on your alterna-moms "choice ass".

Your attempt is a resounding failure, and any discussion that comes out of this cannot be anything but super-awkward.]

man games aint nothing to give a fuck about
not in the wu-tang clan sense in that its nothing to fuck with
theyre just nothing to get your panties in a bunch over trust me
been in one for years and its mostly just bullshit attempts to break your swag

[sleepwalked]

[ These things happen, man.
S'alright.
S'alright. ]

tru true but its a constant supply of entertainment rite
n god knows
KNOWS
how much my mun gets bored
meanin im here twigglin my fuckin fingers n replayin pacman
*tiwddling
i think she just wants that comfort knowin she has a pretty ok active cast for me to play with w/e
its lik job security except not in america in 2012 coz ya times are prty rough i heard

[clonksukcer]

[Shoosh, only accidental Luke and Leia-moments now?]

wouldnt really know
america and the world pretty much up and ended around 2009

[sleepwalked]

[ Which muns adore and give thumbs up to.
Every. Thing. With. Every. One. are moments.]

o
so sorry 4 ur loss
i mean
if its any comsulation u got like 20 years til things get rly bad if u somehow end up in some alternate world
thats sumething rite

[clonksukcer]

[Gee mom so nice to know you encourage your sons gradual slide towards trollsexuality because those girls are the only ones he's not somehow related to ;_;]

its cool
its pretty much our fault anyway
thats what you get for playing the worldending game i guess

[sleepwalked]

[If u ain't tappin' TZ, somethings wrong w/ u. Momma is not proud!!!! Plus, Dave is the bicycle, besides ...well, every other male. Nevermind.]

wow nice
did you miss the field goal at overtime too j/w
no kiddin launched that puppy up over here n janeys stuck over there playin lara croft with fuken belloons
*ball

[clonksukcer]

[MOOOM SHE'S JUST A FRIEND who I can have subtextual snarky banter with now that Rose is my sister and she's funny and cool and maybe she has a very pretty smile. Because friends can have that. They totally can.]

yeah i think you had a few bottles too much for breakfast
all im saying is that sburb is a bluh bluh huge scam and i dont think theres any actual way to win
except cheating
cheating like a big damn boss

[sleepwalked]

[ WHAT ABOUT THAT YOUNG LITTLE DOG WITCH DOWN THE STREET??? I'LL INVITE HER FOR A PLAYDATE... ]

never enough
if naything i didnt have enough
ya well that sounds like a intermeresting challenge
*storks invisible old mans mustach*
strokes omg fix fix fix
i cna prob still fuck their codes up
all ur lands are belong to us

[clonksukcer]

[MOOOM SHE'S ALSO JUST A FRIEND and I am kind of dumb and only see her as someone I have to protect which will... probably only last until I see what she can do as dog-tier.

Because those are some pretty fucking sweet powers.]

whatever business you got with old classy dudes and the stork aint none of mine
id tell you to stay away if i thought you had a choice
but when it comes to sburb theres never really an option to not play

[sleepwalked]

[ MY SON IS JUST LIKE MY DERSE-BROTHER? UGH. LOVING THE BOYS I SEE.

And don't piss that dog witch off, she'll shrink your willy so fast.]

idk soundin pretty ominus over there shades mcgee
*omginus
*omg
ya i bet we dont gotta choice but w/e better than just sittin aroudn with a millin cats and punkins waitin to get slaughtered by evil iron mans

[clonksukcer]

[I was raised by Dirk Strider mom do you honestly expect me to be able to woo ladies? He taught me to give girls I like smuppets. SMUPPETS MOM. I'M JUST LUCKY THAT I'M PRETTY.]

shit bipch
tony stark went crazy in your time line?

[sleepwalked]

[ Son, I'm diaspoint.
*Disappoint. ]

bascially
like idk i dont wanna ruin 2 more for u coz youre prob on some intersteller quest to be all knight in shinin red puppet dong armor
so ill save the deetz til later
but ya hounded by a drunken angry tony stark x 9000 who dont follow a thrown jack daniels bottle like a puppy with a stick
prty sure were fucked if thats the case

[clonksukcer]

[Then take your motherly responsibilities seriously and teach me the ways of wooing girls dangit. I've seen those cotton-candy tags I know you got skills there.]

huh
thats some shit to get splattered all over your fashionable footwear alright
one good thing about the game i guess you get these ridic superpowers that lets you go toe to toe with things the size of godzilla
so i guess that as long as you stick in the alphatimeline youll be better off in game than out game

[sleepwalked]

[ Shit, let's go to the strip club, son.

First lesson: the art of the money toss.

And leave the cotton candy out of this!!!!]

ya i think im like some void shadow stalkre person idk
w/e ill see i guess gonna be pretty bitchen
better then sittin n feedin seagulls pumnkin seeds so
wonder if we iwll meet up
sruhg
*sgruhb
*shrug

[clonksukcer]

[... Why are these my adults. Just. Why? Screw y'all I got Mickey Mouse in this headspace I'll go hang with him instead.

Also he does not blush/cringe a little when you mention meeting up. He will never ever use the word "choice ass" again. Ever. And ever.]

maybe
four fucked up sessions adding all their negatives together
thatd be one hell of a final positive
at least i think thats how math works

[sleepwalked]

[ Don't worry, Rose's will feel her wrath as well. Bringing her slash yaoi smut books instead of approved reading lists. Etc etc.

One day, son, everything the spilled beer touches will be yours.

Don't worry, Rose's mom has got it going on. wonk. ]

wow 4??
u guys fuckin suck
kikikiki buub
*fingers try typen to the right thx
ya lets hope coz idk what (MATH PERCENT) chance is against us but hey
w/e

[clonksukcer]

[Please mom. No more wonks. Social services don't look very kindly on them.]

yeah i can see math isnt your drink of choice
i was talking bout all of us
us
you guys
our trolls and your trolls

[sleepwalked]

[ Oh, there will be wonks. ]

ok well
one i dont know who my trolls are they seem kinda gay in a literal space homo sences
two idk what u are all even fuckin doing stop by a mcdolads and bring me a burger when u get here
four im pretty good but hey could be worse then being an aliens bitch puppet prodded up by trydents
*tri

[clonksukcer]

one
only some of them
two
were on a three year trip thatll be no time at all to you guys because space time magic
three
learn to count
four
you guys keep your kinky alien sexgames to yourself leave my innocent virgin ears out of this