rides the avengers wave; spoilers in comments probably

[sothatswhatitdoes]

Not sure if a bag of flour would have helped, in that situation.

...

But it would have been funny.

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[agtcarter]

It's been over a week and my mundane is still reeling over what happened.

However, she agrees that using flour would have been amusing.

[sothatswhatitdoes]

I'd be reeling, too, but I think I've been fresh out of that since I was five. [Hyperbolic? You know it.] I admit, the image is growing on me.

[agtcarter]

[Peggy smiles a little.] At least you've got a sense of humour about it, despite what occurred.

sob moviefeels

[memylifeandfe]

Didn't know you had a sense of humour, Agent!

TONYYYY I will live on in your douchiness

[sothatswhatitdoes]

I'm just chalk-full of knee-slappers. You'd know if you weren't quietly impressed at your terrible sub-par attempts at humor.

YOU'VE MADE MY DAY - never forget crai

[memylifeandfe]

And here I was this whole time, thinking you'd been programmed as a S.H.I.E.L.D drone or something. Huh.

[beguilement]

It would have taken more than flour to aid you.

[sothatswhatitdoes]

It was a joke. You know. Ha ha.

You don't have to worry about me throwing flour in your face, anyway. The Avengers managed to do that for me, metaphorically speaking.

[He'll just casually slip on his glasses now for effect. YEAAAAAH.]

[ohmythor]

Agent Coulson.

... I'm so sorry to hear about what happened. [ Even if you tried to steal my stuff. Once. ]

Wait, what about flour?

[sothatswhatitdoes]

Oh, the flour thing. On the way to, uh, confiscating your things and looking into the whole hammer thing, I disarmed a man robbing the convenience store by throwing a bag of flour at his face.

[yep]

[lunging]

...Son of Coul.

It is a true honor to meet you.

[sothatswhatitdoes]

... Son of Coul.

[... shrug

why bother correcting it, man]

You're probably giving me a little too much credit. I'm just the guy who stands back and yells orders through a little megaphone.

You're one of Thor's people, right? Falling from the sky, all that?

[I remember you by your funny little beard, specifically.]

[doyoufondue]

You definitely counted as a member of the team, sir.

[sothatswhatitdoes]

[oh my gosh are you trying to make my heart swoon

I mean. He straightens up and tries to look totally casual at that, even with his bleeding fanboy heart.]

I wouldn't say that; I'm just the guy in the back with the little handgun, but I appreciate the mention. It's an honor, Captain.

[This is the best non-day of his life.]

SUP BRO

[alloys]

Hey, you never know. Could have given it the old-school try. I'd say "better luck next time", but...you know.

[:(]

NOTHIN' MUCH, JUST BEEN JOSS WHEDONED, HOW'RE YOU

[sothatswhatitdoes]

I did get to blow him through a wall with some big gun.

[... casual shrug]

Could've been worse.

[thundercrusher]

[Asgardians go around kicking asses. When they're not doing that, they booze and eat. And when they're not doing that, they're giving manly hugs.

Like the one Thor is giving Coulson now.]

Well met, Son of Coul! Word of your demise has clearly been exaggerated. It's good to see you once more.

[sothatswhatitdoes]

[Holy shit your biceps, it's like someone's trying to mangle me with sockfuls of watermelons. He awkward pats the man's back in return.]

I wouldn't say greatly exaggerated, but the welcome's been... okay.

[until right now where you flew in and broke my poor human spine in fives.]

[godoftableflips]

I do not see what good baking would have done.

... Regardless, I am glad to see you well. At least in this realm, your memory may endure.

[sothatswhatitdoes]

Your world never taught you anything could be a weapon? A bag of flour is great for throwing. [srsly] As for this place... it isn't so bad. A little unproductive for an agent, but there seems to be a lot of familiar faces from home at least.

...

And clones, too. I'm only assuming clones.

[hahahailtotheking]

... Gotta say that personally, I think the cannon was the better choice.

[Boss-mouse is proud of you Coulson. You done good.]

[sothatswhatitdoes]

[............]

Mickey Mouse?

[oh my god my childhood is just all over the place, first cap'n now little mousey bros]

IF YOU'D RATHER NOT THAT'S OKAY but i thought it'd be funny

[spiderhorse]

[Oh. You took his mother away, didn't you? Or something like it. You were anti-Mom. That is not cool.

But surely Loki told everyone about his best kid ever, Sleipnir, the horse of horses ridden by the god of gods.

Look at that eight-legged monstrosity, Phil. What's he doing? He's striking a pose.

Come on, Earthling, be impressed and wowed and slightly fearful. It's part of meeting him, after all.]

LOL 1/2

[sothatswhatitdoes]

[....

He just stares behind his sunglasses.

...]

[sothatswhatitdoes]

[And picks up a megaphone.]

You there, with the extra legs. I'm going to have to refer SHIELD animal control to you—this is a 'No Mutated Animals Allowed' area.