dear_mun | on needing to write apps for other characters (or so he thinks DUN DUN DUN)

You have an app to write. Not two, because you can't do me justice, we've already gone over that. As much "fun" as it would be to "play me," you're so far out of league that left field is located to the far right.

You know what to write, but you're just sitting there. Sitting there, whining and complaining and procrastinating and putting it off even further by watching "my canon" on repeat. I get it, the life of a lobbyist is extremely exciting to someone like you. Acting like having me around is going to shock your lazy app writing process any is about as bad as cramming Vermont cheddar cheese into your mouth and calling it American. It's more disgusting than smoking, and that's saying a lot.

So just write the damn thing and be done with it. Write it now. I mean, literally, right now, open your writing document of choice, copy/paste the son of the bitch in there, and do that Teal Deer thing you always do. If you need to bullshit a little, I guess I can help, but that's about it.

And you know me when it comes to that: I'm never wrong.

[ty for the shittiest pep talk ever man]