for an aged-up AU event

[piratey]

Sure, the event's over, but you don't think I'm just going to go away, right? I'd rather stick around! Even the younger me had to admit that I had a good thing going. And you know I'm not the type to give up without a fight.

So go ahead. Try to shelve me. We'll see how far you get.

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Welp now Vriska can say hi to her mom ::::P

[not_very_maternal]

And here I was thinking I'd never see you at this age.

Hello Vriska.

sup o/ I threaded with you on a different account last week

[piratey]

Do I know you?

Oh hi ^^

[not_very_maternal]

Yes, I'll give you a hint. Until recently I was a dead, giant spider.

[piratey]

... My lusus. Huh.

Not the weirdest thing I've ever seen, but it's up there!

[not_very_maternal]

Well at least you're taking it better than your younger self.

[piratey]

She probably still cared a little! Maybe even missed you.

[not_very_maternal]

I'm sure she did a little.

At the very least I'm sure she's relieved that I'm not the troll-eating spider I was.

[piratey]

You have to admit your death was a load off of my life!

[not_very_maternal]

Yeah I'm not really going to blame you for that. I mean I'm sure Feferi thought the same thing and she had a relationship where she could understand her lusus.

[piratey]

You met Feferi?

[not_very_maternal]

No, but I imagine every lusus capable of complex thought knows of her lusus.

[piratey]

I never really thought of you as capable of serious complex thought! You learn something new every day.

[hairflyingheartpounding]

Muns can be tough, but I'm sure you can get yours to keep you around!

[piratey]

I plan to! She likes me.

[hairflyingheartpounding]

Oh, then it should be very easy!

[piratey]

Maybe she doesn't think so, but it will be. She's the type that's easy to manipulate.

[hairflyingheartpounding]

That might come in handy for you... Muns can have some bad ideas.

[piratey]

I don't think any she has are going to be directed at me.

[hairflyingheartpounding]

Well... You said she liked you, right? Muns tend to be pretty awful to the ones they like.

[piratey]

But I'm not the one she plays in a game.

[hairflyingheartpounding]

There's always museboxes and memes.

[piratey]

Sure, but she never uses her musebox and rarely posts to memes. I think I'm safe.

[hairflyingheartpounding]

Oh! Well, congratulations, I think.

[bigmaster]

Hhehh, yyouu ttoo, hhuhh? Nnott ssurprisedd, rreallyy. Ggettingg sshelvedd ssoundss bboringg aass hhelll.

[piratey]

Are you getting to avoid it?