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Raphael ([personal profile] thebadturtle) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-05-04 12:02 am
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This is a terrible fuckin' idea and you should be ashamed of yourself. Last time that we got involved in blood sport it was giant goddamn dinosaurs behind it, but it didn't make it suck any less.

Fuck, man, what are you thinking?
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mnt_mike: (Turtle unsure)

[personal profile] mnt_mike 2012-05-04 03:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay Bro, you have to do me a favor.
You have to convince YOUR mun to stop tempting MY mun with this sort of thing.

I'm too cute to fight to the death, okay?!
Not to mention that, but you know the two of us in those kinds of games would lead to noooooothing good.

NOTHING.
thebadturtle: (Arms Folded)

[personal profile] thebadturtle 2012-05-04 04:01 pm (UTC)(link)
You're telling me. First time somebody looks at you sideways, they're gonna be crappin' out their molars later.

AS for the mun -- hah. Yeah. She's not exactly listening. Anymore than yours does.
mnt_mike: (Turtle oogy)

[personal profile] mnt_mike 2012-05-04 04:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Dude, one look at the both of us and they'll be crapping out their molars with fright. Have you read these books? Because I HAVE.

Mine listens!

[wipe to all of milliways, aphar, H&M, CnC shaped shenanigans.]

...


I'm doomed.
thebadturtle: (Stubborn)

[personal profile] thebadturtle 2012-05-04 04:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sigh Heaved]

Yeah.

Yeah you are.
mnt_mike: (Turtle idea)

[personal profile] mnt_mike 2012-05-04 04:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe she'll go with the bald kid instead!
*hopeful*
thebadturtle: (Shrug)

[personal profile] thebadturtle 2012-05-04 04:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Pretty sure the bald kid is more of a 'next', not 'instead of'.
mnt_mike: (Turtle implore)

[personal profile] mnt_mike 2012-05-04 04:16 pm (UTC)(link)
SHUT UP WITH YOUR LOGIC!
thebadturtle: (Excuse Me?)

[personal profile] thebadturtle 2012-05-04 04:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Don n' Leo aren't here, somebody's got to be the smart one. [grimaces] Man, I do not want to be the smart one.
mnt_mike: (Turtle stoned)

[personal profile] mnt_mike 2012-05-04 04:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I think I can safely speak for both myself, and the audience watching at home, that we join you in this lack of wanting.
thebadturtle: (Excuse Me?)

[personal profile] thebadturtle 2012-05-04 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd quote the Rolling Stones here, but--

Face it. You're stuck with me.
mnt_mike: (Turtle Bonzai!)

[personal profile] mnt_mike 2012-05-04 04:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not stuck with you, YOU'RE STUCK WITH ME.

...

Okay, let's face it: My Rorschach isn't my best impression.
thebadturtle: (Intimidation)

[personal profile] thebadturtle 2012-05-04 04:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Never.

Ever.

Do that again.

[So much facepalms]

...and lets hope he doesn't show up here, because seriously, that guy's crazy.
mnt_mike: (Turtle implore)

[personal profile] mnt_mike 2012-05-04 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Is now a good time to point out that bringing him into our lives was your idea? I bring home kittens, you bring home leggy dames and sociopathic vigilantes.

Moar leggy dames!
Less sociopathic vigilantes!
thebadturtle: (Casually Dismissive)

[personal profile] thebadturtle 2012-05-04 05:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, Casey did just fine. [grunts] Leggy dames are also harder to find. Awesome when you do, but-- most of the time... They're a limited natural resource.
mnt_mike: (Turtle cringe)

[personal profile] mnt_mike 2012-05-04 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Ain't that the truth.
You know what I would almost pay cash money for? You know, if I had cash money...which I don't. But, I would almost pay cash money for a good April.

...

To play with.


Crap that doesn't sound right either!
thebadturtle: (Blowing You Off)

[personal profile] thebadturtle 2012-05-05 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Pretty sure if you ask Don really nicely he'll show you to the Real Doll website.
mnt_mike: (Turtle had it)

[personal profile] mnt_mike 2012-05-06 03:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Har-de har har, jackass.
thebadturtle: (Shrug)

[personal profile] thebadturtle 2012-05-06 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[Just smirkin' here, baby brother. Just smirking.]
mellowswithage: (Like wine or cheeses)

[personal profile] mellowswithage 2012-05-05 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
They usually ain't thinkin'. At least, not about anything other than somethin' that might be a good story.

At least you're the best-suited of your brothers for it.
thebadturtle: (Say What?)

[personal profile] thebadturtle 2012-05-05 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[...the fuck man.]

Define "best suited", ol' man. [seriously it's like someone weathered him, gouged out an eye and gave him a ball cap what is wrong with this picture.]
mellowswithage: (God I was such a moron)

[personal profile] mellowswithage 2012-05-05 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
The tough one. The fighter. The angry turtle.

I've heard 'bout this place. It ain't pretty. [Funny, since that's exactly what happened. That's the future for ya.]
thebadturtle: (Intimidation)

[personal profile] thebadturtle 2012-05-06 04:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sad how he seems to lose an eye no matter what universe he lives in. Something very Odin-ish about that.]

Yeah, I'm guessin' people that engage in constant bloodsport are a pack of rancid assholes.
mellowswithage: (Welcome to the Future)

[personal profile] mellowswithage 2012-05-07 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
[Raphael is the allfather? Pretty heavy concept.]

An' that's putting it mildly. But the big problem is the bloodsport. An' you're the only one who can handle that level of violence.
polyturtle: (oh...oh dear...)

[personal profile] polyturtle 2012-05-05 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
...Raph...
thebadturtle: (Casually Dismissive)

[personal profile] thebadturtle 2012-05-05 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
...what? It's the truth!
polyturtle: (too much ice cream)

[personal profile] polyturtle 2012-05-06 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
...You're not the only one not looking forward to this.
thebadturtle: (Excuse Me?)

[personal profile] thebadturtle 2012-05-06 04:44 pm (UTC)(link)
...But you're not... our Don. The hell are you going to be there for? You're soft. You guys don't kill.

[...this is going to be unpleasant and confusing.]
polyturtle: (go to your room)

[personal profile] polyturtle 2012-05-07 12:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yup.]

Just because we don't kill people on a regular basis, it doesn't mean we're weak.

[Because, well...they have killed. And have no problem killing. If the situation warrants it. Even him...]
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