canon is urusei yatsura ; trying to talk his mun into writing an app...

[misfortunate]

You know mun, I've been thinking. You've been shaky with my voice since you made this journal and you haven't known where to put me either. It's mostly because of those other two guys, right? Well, that one guy and the guy that turns into a chick. I mean, what's up with that? Can't he just stay a girl? It'd be a lot easier!

Anyway... you know, I've been noticing something while you've been looking for a game to put me in. And I can only think of one suitable type.

A sex game! Just think of it! A place where Lum definitely can't follow me, where there are girls just waiting, and will feel so bad if I die, that they have to--

...they wouldn't just let me die! You don't know that! So shut up and find one already!

Comments

[gunnerbrat]

Why couldn't Lum follow you there?

[misfortunate]

What, ain't it obvious? Who would let an oni into a sex game?

[gunnerbrat]

That's not so obvious. The mun showed me pictures. That oni looks like a cute girl.

What would keep an oni out?

[misfortunate]

Well-- in most places, don't they take powers away? Why would an oni want to go some place where they can't fly or electrocute someone?

[...actually. it wouldn't be a bad place for Lum to be. Though she could still very well interfere with his true plans...]

And she might be cute, but trust me, she's bad news.

[gunnerbrat]

It depends on the place, and it's usually the mun's decision anyway.

[ He knows what it's like to deal with flying nuisances. Thankfully, Peter Pan doesn't have electricity powers as well.]

That wouldn't surprise me. I'm sure one of my shipmates would be saying 'there's evil in it'.