dr. badass is in?

[doctorbadass]

Uhh. Alright.

Ain't sure what you've got in mind for me, lady, but as long as there's some PBR and good tunes I guess ya can count me in.

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[faithfultoserve]

Trust me on this, and I hope you're taking notes: They never have anything good planned.

[doctorbadass]

Always taking notes man, always. As for good plans? I ain't shocked in the slightest. Not one bit. She can bring it.

[faithfultoserve]

I've found, just through observation, that most of them can. Good luck out there, man. You'll probably need it.

[doctorbadass]

Yeah, probably, but I ain't gonna get all worried about it yet. She doesn't even know what she's doin' with me.

[faithfultoserve]

Oh, if you're hear, she'll figure something out.

[doctorbadass]

Couldn't be any worse than what the writers did to me.

[faithfultoserve]

... Yeah, I'll have to give you that one.

[behind_blueyes]

Dude, don't be forgettin' the booze, huh?

[doctorbadass]

Hey now, I ain't ever the guy who drops the ball and forgets the freakin' booze, got me?

[Ash sounds extremely adamant about this fact, too. It ain't a joke, buddy.]

[behind_blueyes]

Got it.

[It's of the most profound importance, yo.]

Gonna share?

[doctorbadass]

Maybe.

[Flat faced. You have to prove yourself worthy of his booze, man.]

[failedparenting]

You sure roll over easy. You gotta make it harder for them, kid.

[doctorbadass]

This comin' from the dude who's all work and no play? Learn to live a little, man.

aghajkghak ash!

[shotgunning]

You might wanna consider tossing some more requirements onto your list, Ash.

♥ yess

[doctorbadass]

Uh, right.

My laptop and a pool table too.

do you have any plans for him? /chinhands

[shotgunning]

Not exactly what I meant, but... sure.

UM...I might be apping him to Siren's Pull next cycle but other than that nope!

[doctorbadass]

What do you suggest I add to my list then, Jo? Cause I don't think I need a whole lot more than that anywhere I go.

oh man, you should check out scorched. :3

[shotgunning]

It's more places you don't want to go than things you need. Though if your mun's anything like mine, she won't really care what you want.

[freckleswasmean]

How do you even still exist?

[doctorbadass]

I guess I'm just that cool or somethin'.

[freckleswasmean]

Or something.

[doctorbadass]

Yuuup. So don't you have some playin' to be doing or something, little girl?

[Buh, yeah, why in the hell are you talking to him? Ash isn't sure how to deal with little kids, especially the girl kind.]

[freckleswasmean]

[LITTLE GIRL! LITTLE GIRL~
Oh right. Duh.

She smiles.]

Can I braid your hair?

[doctorbadass]

Uh...

[Ash just. Doesn't even.

No. No. No way.]

I don't think your parents would like it if I let you...?

[freckleswasmean]

Don't be silly! I'm in a bar, do you really think my parents care what I do?

[doctorbadass]

I don't judge other peoples parenting. I ain't one myself.

[freckleswasmean]

Then you'll let me braid your hair?

[Just look at her. She's all excited and hopeful. Don't ruin her life Ash.]

[doctorbadass]

Uh....y'know, I'm just not really sure I'm comfortable with that...?

[He is very awkwardly tousling the long mane at the back of his head.]

[freckleswasmean]

[Uh oh.. Now she looks like she might cry. ALL SHE'S EVER WANTED WAS TO BRAID A GIRLMAN'S HAIR.]

[mulletrock]

No way.

Haven't seen you in years, man. Glad to see you finally surface.

PBR and good tunes are perks but you can bet your ass somewhere down the line it's gonna get old.

[doctorbadass]

It never gets old, my friend. And I'm willin' to take that to my grave.

[Ha, wait. He did already. And let him tell you something Dean, the PBR in heaven is A++.]

Seriously though, what else can I do but agree with the crazy lady anyway? Might as well make some demands if 'm gonna be stuck on this ride.

[mulletrock]

At least you'll be back.

Not knockin' your joint in the big house dude but bein' on level ground'll be good for you.

Ellen and Jo should be there too. It'll be a pretty sweet reunion.

[carryonmywaywardson]

What do you call good tunes? [Eyes the man with the weird hair...]

[doctorbadass]

Any rock 'n roll that's at least three times your age, kid.

[It's called a mullet, dude. Get with the program.]

[carryonmywaywardson]

[Awww, that made him grin. One point for the weird guy.] Wicked. I'm okay with that. Lest my mun agrees with it too.

[He can handle the music. The Mullet however is a no go.]

[doctorbadass]

Yeah?

[Ash looks slightly surprised, but he shrugs it off quickly enough. To test the kid.]

Alright, name one old rock band and I might believe you.

[carryonmywaywardson]

[wtf where is my tag.... ANYHOW--He gave you a look that said this was very HARD for him.... but then said in an exasperated voice]

Just one? Dude, Led Zeppelin, The Who, The Doors, Rolling Stones, Rush, The Sex Pistols, Black Sabbath, Van Halen, Jethro Tull, AC. DC. [he stressed that last one, being a good fan]

Man I cana't just pick one!

/flails!

[roadhouse_mama]

How about a Roadhouse and a few familiar faces?