Doesn't this seem familar....

[boston_slammer]

What the hell are ya even doin' this post for anyway? Yer not tellin' anybody anything new, I mean you just posted where I'm gonna go ovah at this place on dat oddah site.

Seems kinda pointless ta me, but what do I know. As long as I got some place decent to go, I can't complain. So hurry up on dat application, ya lazy bastard. I'm bored an' you know what happens when I get bored.

[Don't you dare throw that ball in my headspace.]

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[bye_to_yer_head]

And here you were sayin' ya knew how t' shut that trap of yers.

[boston_slammer]

Way to welcome me heyah, asshole.

[bye_to_yer_head]

What? You want I should have had th' grill goin' and gotten you a cold beer?

[boston_slammer]

Woulda been better den whatever the hell that was.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Yer lucky someone is here t' welcome you at all.

[boston_slammer]

Jeeze, learn to take a joke, Snipah.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Uh-huh. I'll put that on my list 'f things t' do today.

*Instead he's gonna have a smoke. You can't have one, you're too young.*

[sentryslinger]

Now don't rush your mundane too much, Scout. Not everyone is so quick on their feet, you know. Perfection takes time.

[boston_slammer]

Oh hey Engie, what's up?

Yeah, yeah, I know. Still, he takes so long and half the time he doesn't follow up.

[sentryslinger]

Did ya ever think you might be a distraction?

[boston_slammer]

I don't think so, Engie. I'm kinda new heyah.

[sentryslinger]

That don't mean you don't draw a lot of attention in a short time.

[boston_slammer]

Well it's not my fault if I'm distracting. Awesome does that to a person, ya know.

[quickly]

[Snort.]

It just confuses t'heck outta me.

Why would anyone play you? I mean, when dey could play someone as awesome as me?

[boston_slammer]

Oh hey, I thought I smelt loser around heyah.

[G R I N]

You? Awesome? Please, get real Chucklenuts.

[quickly]

Yer just smellin' yerself, idiot.

[Grins harder.]

Hahaha! Y'don't even know what awesome means, do ya?

[boston_slammer]

Naw, I took a showah dis mornin', unlike you.

[COME AT ME BRO]

Means really good, dumbass. Which you aren't.

Unless ya mean good at sucking.

[quickly]

Uh-huh. Gotta use soap, y'dummy.

[MAYBE I WILL.]

Yer right. I ain't really good. I'm amazin'. I can run around ya a'hundred times without y'blinkin', I bet.

[boston_slammer]

It ain't workin' for ya, dat's fer sure. Maybe you should try alcohol or sumthin else.

[DO IT WIMP]

The only time you eva fly dat fast is when I clock you dead in the face.

[not_onyourside]

Non. What happens? Do share wez zhe group.

[boston_slammer]

[YOU]

I bat dis ball against his headspace until he does what I want. Usually takes about a half hour, but I get to listen to his thoughts bitch about it.

[not_onyourside]

[YES ME.]

Zhat sounds razzer painful. Your poor mundane ees cursed to have you in your head.

[boston_slammer]

Oh don't act like you care, yer mun's pissed you off too an' I'm sure you'd wanna get even.

[not_onyourside]

Actually non, she has not. Perhaps mine ees better zhan yours, hmm?

And I do care. Eef you injure zhe inside of your mundane's head zhan he may no longer be able to play you properly oui?

[boston_slammer]

And why the hell do ya care if I'm played right or not?