dear_mun | Feb. 20th, 2013

Feb. 20th, 2013

You're totally fucked, you know.

Out of everyone you could have picked up and you got me. What does that say about you? Says a lot if you ask me.

Not that I'm complaining. It's not me who has to deal with it all. Just hope you know what you're getting yourself into.

Fair warning? It's a lot of shit.

alwaysdrunk

americanunicorn

Hey, Mun!

I know you're getting back into my fandom, but that doesn't mean you can just leave me here to rust while your other muses get to have all the fun!

...

WHAT?

What do you mean 'No one takes my canon seriously'?

[It's magic soccer, kid. It's kinda in the contract.]

Well, I'll just have to prove them wrong! With flair~!

kritikal

You are teasing me again, aren't you. Perhaps if you hand over that contract I've heard about, I would be more agreeable to your rather ridiculous suggestions.

Wouldn't that be nice?

marbled

I'm a little old for a game. [ No, she's not really. ] Somewhere away from the others...

Hnmm, it wouldn't go over well. There will be consequences.

[ ... ] You can't win me over with a pet.

mrthunderbolt

You just wanted this username, didn't you?

nevergonnagive

Mun, I just wanna let you and all your friends to know that in this time...

That we're no strangers to looooooooooooooove

You know the rules

and so do I!

mikangirl

It's about. Damn. Time. You couldn't pay me to go back to that hellhole. The only downside of this was I couldn't bring the rest of them out with me. [Sob. Sorry, guys. Knowing she'll forget you doesn't make her feel much better.]

Now, stop looking at other games or I'll find some way to mutiny up in this headspace, I swear. I don't care if it's half-assed "window shopping" or not. You'll get ideas.

myhatdisablestraps

It's about time you did this. It's no fun sitting on my flank thinking of new things to do with my hat. I had to resort to playing hat frisbee with myself. Seriously bo-ring. I like the username you gave me. It's perfectly accurate. I honestly couldn't think of a better name.

But enough about me, let's talk about me. Where am I headed off to? That little jamjar place? What even. I don't even know what a jamjar is, or why I need to go to that voice test you're so insistent about. I already cured my voice.

It wouldn't have happened anyway if Herpy didn't put that ancient cursed straw into my drink.

[Daring Do huffs a little bit.]

That week was awful and I never want to force my students to learn horse code again.

esgred

Think just because you made one of these, you can pull me out and make me dance? I'm no puppet, and I've been rotting away in your head for longer than I care to admit. I don't do well idling away like the mainland girls.

And you have no use for me. Send me back so I can at least straighten my little brother out. You've only got me out for one reason now, and I paid no iron price to get here.

somethingmorethanfae

Hey you,

So, this is awesome. You've got me a journal and all that stuff. That's great.

You know what's not as great? You looking at this game thing. I'm not interested in being in a game. My life? Interesting enough as it is, thank you!

I'm pretty good just existing here i your private headspace. You've got nice guys living here and everything is really convenient. It's not going to be that easy on the giant turtle of doom.

Okay, maybe not doom but whatever.

Just...think about this? Like, really think about iT?

...I'm screwed, aren't I?

firstborndragon

Voth onik voth onikaan, but all I see is Pahlok. Arrogance. You are but a newborn compared to something such as I.

Human who barely speaks the tongue of Dovah, to you I pass this advice.

Stop while you still Lahney. Even with the bare minimum of understanding you possess, the weight of my words should mean much.

gunslingerguy

Any game I go to has to allow me to have my gun, pure and simple. I've lost everything else I ever had, you ain't takin' this from me without a fight. I don't care what you were looking at previously, I am sick and tired of going through all this and never even glimpsing a light at the end of the tunnel. How much torture are you willing to put me through? 'Cause I am not a hero, lady. I will break on you. Remember canon? Remember the part where I got smashed? That is just a hint of who I really am. You want unstoppable will power you go for some other muse hanging around this headspace. I am human. I have limits. And the gun is the last damn straw.

Also, before you ask about the kink meme fic: it doesn't matter if it happened or not. Anything that happened in that prison was unprovable. Therefore, it never happened. Therefore, it doesn't freaking matter. Don't let it get into your headcanon. Sometimes things aren't real even when they did happen.

Now get me whatever passes for decent vodka on this planet and find a game that won't break me. There's got to be one or two out there that aren't nightmares.

Current Mood: exhausted
Current Location: On his ship, using it to scan for bars.
Current Music: 6 Gun Quota by Seether

myheartsdesire

Mistress,

Please do not linger longer than you already have. Ashura is waiting. Yes, I know he has friends and guardians there, but I am not among them. You have all but two of the items you require for this review, yet you do not do more than peer at them like a mouse.

Get back to work, if you do not mind.

Yasha

fursplosion

No one gets great ideas this late. Knock it off, you're no exception.

And don't expect me to wait around for the next big epiphany.

curse_yoooou

You! Hyuman filth-beast! You really think you can control me that easily?!

Have you forgotten who I am? I am ZIM! I will not let you control me so easily, stink creature because I am the superior one and you are the primitive one!

Maybe an experiment with your brain will make you remember my might... Yes, I can see it now...

[ Zim, no one really cares... ]

Though, maybe you can make yourself useful! Direct me to this... duck-filled drama place...thing at once. I heard that the Dib-human is there and it would be so very dreadful for me to miss out on a chance like that! Go now and maybe Zim won't replace your brain with something so evil you can't even imagine what it is!

[ Cue the raucous laughter he usually does. Good job at proving that you're totally normal, Zim. ]

antkiller

You were so happy that the LP for my game started, Big Sis Mundane! What happened? Why did you stop reading? ...You got bored?! How could you be 'bored' of something I'm in, yu fat, stupid piece of trash?! [ it...doesn't help to know what happens. orz also coding failure ]

prettymuchdeadalready

...This username?

Ain't funny. At all. Are you really that proud of yourself?

galahads

Again?

My, but your attentions are fleeting; a man's feelings could be hurt. I believe I shall start calling you 'princess' as I bemoan my idle tears and think of days that are no more — though I fear that a convent wouldn't welcome me with open arms.

Perhaps we ought to skip it all and return to our ever delightful status quo; I'll voice no complaints.

ducentia

Why would you send me to that kind of place, mun?! Really! Do you think this is funny? Some kind of twisted joke?

Well, it's not! Get your sick kicks from something else. I don't want to go to such an unforgiving place.. I don't...!

What good could possibly come from doing this?

feathersandflames

( Cut for mild spoilers for Batwoman #17 )

50shadesofblack

Mun -- Alex -- please, you can't be serious. What the hell? What in Farore's name was going through your head when you thought up this username? [He takes a mocking thoughtful pause for emphasis, eyes narrowing.] Oh, that's right! Nothing!

[Well someone isn't a happy camper today.]

Happy? You think this is supposed to make me HAPPY?! I'll tell you what makes me happy! TAKING MY SWORD AND SHOVING IT UP YOUR--

[Ooooh boy... He's tolerable when not in a mood, really. Promise.]

Current Mood: irate

ranty

So you're absolutely committed to this indiscretion. At the risk of squandering my time and energy, I do urge you to reconsider. A game that size might prove unwieldy for a mind as easily overwhelmed as yours, and I've better things to do than care for a drowning invalid.

Besides, the community of your choice is...how shall I put this? In addition to being pervaded by a sort of rustic gloom (with particular emphasis placed on the "rust"), the printed word is all but completely absent. Do you understand?

[ Pose - and pause - for effect. ]

No formal contracts! No written rrrrregulations! In short, no permanent testimony to the driving forces civilizing what pitiful survivors remain! Combine that with the sheer anarchic streak exemplified by the presence of unknown forces wreaking havoc, and you've nothing but a recipe for utter ruin! I'll have no part of it!

...besides, the housing encourages communal living. You couldn't possibly force me to....?

airtempered

Well! I must say, it's about time. You've been dragging your feet on me for far too long.

pitchpurrfect

Now hold on Munnie!

I know you're excited about playing me for the first time over a certain rocktastic ghoul who shares the same headspace as me. But it's probably best not to rush these things right?

Besides, there's still plenty of icon spaces you could be filling in for me! ...I know, I know I really hate it when some of the fans decide to sketch me in suggestive poses too. That kinda thing suits Morrigan way more than a musically talented cat-woman like me.

...Though it could be worse yanno? You could have decided to make screenshots of that other version of me. The one from that American adaption of my canon, You know the one.

wolfenris

So you have stuck me in a prison with the abomination. And yet you persist to look for other places to play me. This is unnacceptable.

I will not allow it.

rather_be_surfing

I'm beginning to think you're a goddamn vampire with the way you keep messing with me.

exhumes

Okay, so I'm... glad you're having fun. I think. And I know you're pretty set on the whole 'controlling what I say and do' thing, but can't we just... I don't know, sit down and talk about it or something?

Like, look, things are finally starting to get better back home. I don't even mean with me and R--it's the whole city. And I dunno, maybe it's selfish or whatever, but I kind of wanted to stick around and see how that goes.

Plus, it's not like you can even put me anywhere. Right? Like, you need to make more of those little icon things first, didn't you say that? See, so this whole arrangement is pretty much pointless anyway.

[ But okay, politeness. That worked decently well last time she tried it. ] Just... Please. Let me go home. I'd really appreciate it.

sevencoloredwonderland

Honestly, If you are having this much trouble, maybe it is time to give into what you need to do.
There is only so much that can be done before you have to decide.

If you need to drop because of lack of ideas and ways to do them, Then it is past time. You have others there that you have ideas for and have close friends and family to bond and talk with. I have my own but even then, With your current idea, I'm not going to be talking to them much, if at all.

The only thing you need to do is make up your mind and then we can go from there.

rhythmiku

It is! That's so exciting! And to think, you never would have found out about it if you hadn't started playing me. No need to thank me, the exposure is its own reward.

Anyway, I'm having a lot of fun at

insertcoins! Don't let me down!

temptedbypower

Surely you're joking. You mean to tell me that you brought me back just because you "missed playing me"? As I recall, sir, you haven't seen the chronicle of the Fellowship's journey in some time. This is folly, but I'm sure you are aware of that.

thenolifeking

I'm grow tired of this waiting. I don't care what you say this place is a cesspool with few redeeming qualities. Either find something entertaining or take me out.

[ Have a look mundane. ]

durincest

Ouch! Fili, get off!

It's not my fault we're squished together, now is it?!

[Both brothers turn accusing eyes at the scribe.]

Would it have killed you to give us a little more room?

trickiestfox

[Hope you like telepathy.]

Ugh, you stink! I don't want to go back to any games, my trainer isn't even there anymore! Where would I stay, smartie?

[...]

Huh?! I'm not spoiled! I just...like human dens more than outside ones. How many humans are even left, anyway? I won't have anyone to show my tricks to and it has to be humans.

...I'm not spoiled!!

thewomanwhocounts

Hello, mun!

I'm really excited you didn't decide to let me stagnate until I quieted down. I've watched that happen to a few others in that 'headspace' of yours, but I think the two of us are getting on fairly well, don't you?

I know that, ultimately, I have no say in where you end up putting me, and I know that your tastes tend to veer on the... darker side of things. But despite that, can you at least put me somewhere where I can do some good and make people happy? It doesn't matter if I know them or not; I'd love to see certain familiar faces, of course, but it's not necessary. There are lots of people in these so-called 'games' that look to be absolutely miserable, and I'd feel a lot better about things if I can put a smile on people's faces.

That's all I wanted to say, mun. Maybe you should get back to work now. Idle hands, and all that.

recounter

Oh miss mun, this does all seem awfully exciting. Do you think I'll go on as many fantastic adventures as you say I shall?

Can John and Michael come as well?

magikalmr_magnus

Mundane,

-Love, your voice has reached an octave I don't think exactly natural. Please spare the few of us left in your head space the pain of bleeding ear drums. Now, onto the photo-

I much agree with you, but the stubble? Really now? They are making me look quite vagabondish aren't they. Still, I'm not- well, lets just say I'd gladly entertain myself for more than one night.

[devious grinning]

.....Although I have one complaint, the likes of which I hope is addressed in the film editing process-

there is not nearly enough glitter.

That is all.

-Magnus.

notflatchested

I don't know why you made me, because I know you're not sending me to that place.

[ Oh look it's the Foot Tapping with hands on hips. SRS BIZNESS. ]

Oh you found one of my bodyguards! Huh, well that might be okay then. JUST [ One small finger juts out towards her mundane] Keep it out of that place okay?

thisissogay

Stop referring to me as a minor character. I'm Mark's best friend, not that you'd know or anything. I'm totally important to the plot.

Totally.

Anyways, if you're serious about taking me to a game, one where I could get powers or something would be great. Especially flying powers. I'd love to be able to fly on my own.

(Also, this name is not as witty as you want it to be.)

shocky

Cute.

Now why don't you run along and finish that app? My increasingly short supply of patience is beginning to run thin.

theprudeone

Perhaps by going, I can right some wrongs...

You are being pessimistic, my scribe, in believing that I won't be able to.

Yours,
Marie-Louise de Savoy
Princesse de Lamballe

thatwasapun

I am gettin' reeeeal sick o' you callin' me so many mean names all the time, lady. For somebody who claims ta love me, ya sure are r-r-r-r-rude about it!

[he folds his arms, frowning. it causes his jaw to go just a little bit crooked. whoops.]

Ya don't call all them other muses around here names constantly, why've ya gotta be so mean ta me? Is this some kinda we-we-we-weird creepy fangirl thing? Like, "UGH you're SUCH AN ASSHOLE why do I NEVER SH-SH-SHU-SHUT UP ABOUT YOU, life is just SO HARD!!!!"

[he lays a skeletal hand across his forehead as though he's swooning, his body sagging melodramatically.]

"OH man I just have so many feelings, ugh I just hate these robots so friggin' much, why do I love them."

[you actually sound just like me. that's really unfortunate. for both of us.]

lackings

Let's get a few things straight here, Mun. There are times for good ideas, and times for bad ones. This is, simply put, a terrible idea.

Leave me alone. Let. Me. Be.

Before anything worse jumps out and bites us in the ass.

littlelifeforms

Mundane.

I have observed your behavior and that of other mundanes. It is most intriguing, however I cannot help but be perplexed by some of your choices and decisions. Mundanes appear to feel pleasure out of taking cruel decisions and placing their muses in terrible situations. I believe it to be the very definition of sadism.

As an example, I have recently regained my emotion chip, in the "game" you sent me to. Yet, I have heard of your plans to have it destroyed before I could equip it. It sounds... [Head tilt.] Most purposeless and cruel.

I believe it to be necessary for you and other mundanes to seek psychological help without delay. If it can be of assistance, I know of a holodeck program where you could meet doctor Sigmund Freud.

runaway_from_the_badman

Hi mun Lady! I'm really glad you wanted to play me! But I don't think we have enough coffee.....Could you get me some more?

I'm feeling a little sleepy.

itsmedax

Hey, just because you think my voice has been chattering away nonstop in your head, doesn't actually mean it is. While things have settled back down in your life, don't you want to give it some more time, just to make certain? There's no point into rushing into something again- okay, yes, it still is almost two weeks away. And yes, the whole island and collar thing aside, the place wasn't that bad... But it isn't going to be any less awkward than before, even if I've already spilled some of the beans as far as some events go...

... and yes, the Tribble was cute.

ponymechanic

You sure? You do remember the last time you played two versions of me at the same time before, right? Especially since this game is clearly not a dressing room? I'm just saying you should look at more games with different people up here first.

masquer

I beg you, don't waste my time.

I'm refraining from going the cliché route and informing you of how much of a terrible idea this is, as I'm sure you know this already. Why you or anyone would want anything to do with me is still utterly mystifying.

Now. Let me alone or, if you must stay, at the very least stop talking for ten minutes and allow me some peace with my music.

Current Mood: annoyed

defiling_yourkingdom

[He is NOT impressed to be here of all places. This was nothing like the pits of hell in which he spent most of his time. Or atop his Warg, scanning the area for Thorin and his merry band.]

Graaar! Ru'eeg'a jat! I am tired of your constant complaining about where to send me. I want nothing to do with you! I do not need you! I want HIS head! The dwarf's head shall be mine! I will make sure of it and YOU will not get in my way. You would do well to listen, uman. For you are nothing.

Azog will get what he desires most. Revenge! Thorin Oakenshield is mine and no one elses. He will soon die by my hand and taste the zu'utah. He will soon taste my mace or my Warg's jaws. Enough of your prattling, uman. I only seek the dwarf now.

Current Mood: cranky

pricked

He is and always will be my brother. No matter how much the world may crumble, we have each other. I lost a lot that day, too. We needed to think of our family first though.

Besides Loras looked ever the knight in his armor. I am proud of him.

silver_deceit

You insist on joining this game and yet, rather than work on the necessary application, you've been going around doing everything but. Do you honestly think that's wise, mundane? I have no desire to listen to your complaints once you start to feel rushed when you've no one but yourself to blame. It matters not what excuses you use to try and pretty up what you're doing, or rather not doing. Have you forgotten that I am the Liesmith? You're lucky I'm even agreeing to this-- however grudgingly it may be. So please, if you're going to be representing me, at least do a half way decent job of it. You don't want to know what mischief might befall you should you fail...

twinfalchions

Maybe it's not exactly my place to say, but I do not see the need for such a rush to get me into these... these "games" you're pouring over. Are they really so important? To be ripped from my home, even if it goes into a sort of stasis upon my leaving--

... [ Sigh. ] You're not listening, are you? Never would I think fate to be so heavy handed and selective in hearing.

neverminder

Will you stop fretting about my voice? At least you know that I have one.

Wouldn't complain if you finished that account of yours, either. Lep's a null-wit but he's our null-wit and I need to know what they're going to do with him. ~~[frowns] We were all supposed to be on the same side.~~

Current Music: Massive Attack -- Teardrop

ruby_roses

Hey, mun! I'm bored, and I know you are as well. Rose is thirsty and I'm getting antsy. Find me something to kill!

catcurse

Shampoo not understand. You send Shampoo on vacation with fiance but ugly Akane-girl go too? You want vacation start with destroying Akane? It's okay, I guess.

dunbrochqueen

My lady mun,

I trust my own daughter to roam about the wilds of the internet without needing to fear me around every corner. She writes her own story and her own rules and--

-You know there's boys on these things-

There's what? -she shakes her head and holds herself tall- Merida is more than capable of looking after herself. And she knows to come to her father and I should the need for help arises.

bestsellers

...
You want me to just - speak - to people? W-who would want to talk to disgusting me?! They'll all despise me, I know it, this is just your plan to show everyone h-how filthy I am!

They'll all laugh at me! Just like e-everyone else...that's what you want, isn't it? I won't...why would you want them to see such an ugly girl as me?! Y-you're terrible...!

ambassadorasshat

...That name isn't funny at all. Change it now.

threadoffate

Don't worry, mun, I'm sure nobody is going to 'judge you' for playing a scarf.

...The cannibal in here, though, maybe.

I'm glad that you do play me, though! I've always wanted to be able to talk with everyone. Thank you!

prettyfly4adinobot

Ooh, now you mun-human remember me, Swoop, here. It take you long enough. You remember, you forget, you remember, you forget.

You very fickle. And mean.

Better than him jerk-bot though. And him jerk-bot's boss. Swoop no like thunder hammer.

... You say me maybe go somewhere again? But not back to Nautilus-city? To... to a Cybertron maybe? Meet more robots like me?
Me no sure about this.

But if you mun-human promise, you better follow through. Me no getting stuck here waiting on you again.
... Me, Swoop only wait little while. Then me get annoyed. Okay?

pinkflamingo

Mun, I am bored.

Do something about it!

drlmccoy

As if I don't have enough on my hands with making sure half the ship doesn't come back with Andorian shingles, now you needed to drag me from one place to here?!

sakkyun

Mundane... do not forget that you have other muses in this headspace. While I am flattered you have been paying me so much attention, I believe the others wouldn't mind this level of diligence in regards to their status.

polias

I give you credit for your caution and desire to "perfect my voice." I also give you credit for immediately putting me in the best company, as I could not carry on without my closest companions. You want to understand me (and by proxy, our greater cause) and that is admirable.

You must understand, though, that I do hope you not become reckless with me. You have the information you need at your fingertips (though I would be happy to supply you with more. If you want to see the world through my perspective, then I see no problem so long as you do not have me stray from my course).

And, please: stop fixating on my face. Others talk of my features enough and I tire of hearing about it.

I think we have issues.

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