voice testing this evil dude. he speaks English on here because y'know? I'm not fluent in Orcish >_

[defiling_yourkingdom]

[He is NOT impressed to be here of all places. This was nothing like the pits of hell in which he spent most of his time. Or atop his Warg, scanning the area for Thorin and his merry band.]

Graaar! Ru'eeg'a jat! I am tired of your constant complaining about where to send me. I want nothing to do with you! I do not need you! I want HIS head! The dwarf's head shall be mine! I will make sure of it and YOU will not get in my way. You would do well to listen, uman. For you are nothing.

Azog will get what he desires most. Revenge! Thorin Oakenshield is mine and no one elses. He will soon die by my hand and taste the zu'utah. He will soon taste my mace or my Warg's jaws. Enough of your prattling, uman. I only seek the dwarf now.

Comments

[darkenemyoftheworld]

Say hello to the creator of your race who stands before you in all his terrible glory.

HOW PROUD IT MAKES THE GREAT MELKOR, TO KNOW THAT HIS ARTWORK HAS EVOLVED OVER THE CENTURIES INTO SUCH A MASTERPIECE OF HATRED AND CRUELTY HERE. YOU ARE THE PERFECT EXAMPLE OF ALL THAT AN ORC SHOULD BE...

[defiling_yourkingdom]

[Who the hell are you?]

Urgh. Who are you to know such things?

[whitespirit]

Will revenge really bring you happiness?

[defiling_yourkingdom]

Yes. [Short answer.]

[whitespirit]

Then I suppose you are not one to entertain regrets.

[son_of_durotan]

Revenge is almost never the best course of action.

[defiling_yourkingdom]

[An Orc! Nice to see another ugly face around here...]

Why not? Every Orc deserves to kill those who fought against him.

[ploughed]

Oh, plough these sods. Take revenge if it suits you.

[defiling_yourkingdom]

[An elf? Grarrrr....]

You seem to take the view I have, elf. Do you also seek revenge?

[ploughed]

I did, for awhile. I imagine I've had my share of it by now.

[defiling_yourkingdom]

Who or what do you despise the most, elf?

[captainofdespair]

Mete out your vengeance upon them. They have earned no less than the agony you will deliver to them.

[He has no idea why you hate them, but the fact that you want to take out a king means he has zero complaints. Anything to get a potential problem out of the way.]

[defiling_yourkingdom]

[He nodded and growled.]

I will take revenge on the dwarven scum that did this to me. [He held up his crude prosthetic arm.]

[ladyofrivendell]

[Orc...

NOPE! NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE! BYE!]

[defiling_yourkingdom]

[Yes, he is here. RWARRRR Elf lady.]

[ladyofrivendell]

[Yeah, umm... No! She's had enough bad experiences with orcs but thanks! Your kind are what made her flee Middle Earth.

She hates everything right now, kind of paralyzed with fear.]

[defiling_yourkingdom]

[Sorry but this dude is here to stay. Hello, pretty elf lady.]

[breakofday]

[hey ugly

gtfo]

[defiling_yourkingdom]

[s'up, mofo?]

YOU.

[breakofday]

Me.

[Said surprisingly calmly, though internally he's bristling. His hand rests on Orcrist's hilt.]

[defiling_yourkingdom]

[Come at me, bro. You know you want to.]

Dwarf......you have a debt to pay.

[veiled_hero]

Oh, no you don't.

[Bilbo isn't afraid of you. Not at all. Okay. Well, maybe a little. ...Maybe a lot.]

You won't be laying a hand on Thorin as long as I have something to say about it.

[defiling_yourkingdom]

[Oh-ho, the hobbit! Now, this IS a surprise. Can't you see my coolness, sat atop my Warg?]

Defensive aren't you, halfling? [He growled.] I will not be hurting your mate of yet.

[veiled_hero]

My--my what?

[He's a little startled by that. What no that's not--okay yes it is but--that's not the point!]

I defeated you once, and I'll do it again!

[It wasn't really a victory on Bilbo's part, but Thorin survived so the point still stands.]

[defiling_yourkingdom]

[Sure it's ok. He KNOWS you know.]

Your mate, halfling. [He chuckled deeply.] Thorin seems to be in love with you. Love, ugh. [He spat upon the ground.]

He wants you as his bed warmer.