Because torturing him via Tumblr isn't enough

[50shadesofblack]

Mun -- Alex -- please, you can't be serious. What the hell? What in Farore's name was going through your head when you thought up this username? [He takes a mocking thoughtful pause for emphasis, eyes narrowing.] Oh, that's right! Nothing!

[Well someone isn't a happy camper today.]

Happy? You think this is supposed to make me HAPPY?! I'll tell you what makes me happy! TAKING MY SWORD AND SHOVING IT UP YOUR--

[Ooooh boy... He's tolerable when not in a mood, really. Promise.]

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[whitespirit]

I am missing what is so amusing about it? (Sorry, Link. She's from Arthurian times.)

[50shadesofblack]

[He makes a low 'tch' noise before grumbling. Someone doesn't enjoy his Mun's sense of humor.] Just someone thinkin' she's real funny about it. The book origin of the name is... questionable.

[A small pause, interrupted only by him shaking his head in slight disgust.]

I think you're better off not knowing, quite honestly.

[whitespirit]

Questionable...how? (She narrows her eyes.) I am sorry you have to endure such a slight.

[50shadesofblack]

[He takes a moment to scratch at his ear, the expression on his face slowly becoming uncomfortable. He isn't good at explanations, even less so when explaining to others.] The book... is sort of, ah... well, lets just say that it's not something you'd let children read.

[curse_of_power]

[Just... staaaaaaaaaaaaaaare.]

[50shadesofblack]

[And have a stare right back in turn, though his expression is probably more horrified than Ganon's is at the current time.]

[curse_of_power]

[Smirk.]

Good. You know who I am and what I represent. That saves both of us valuable time.

[50shadesofblack]

[That horrified expression of his slowly melts away to be replaced with a slight look of indifference, save for the raise of eyebrow.] Well of course I know who you are; there aren't many people who exactly look like you.

[Or have your ugly mug, but Dark's a tad too attached to his life to say that out loud.]

I'm more wondering why you've graced me with your presence.