homeless, voice testing, that jazz. might send to dramadramaduck.

[curse_yoooou]

You! Hyuman filth-beast! You really think you can control me that easily?!

Have you forgotten who I am? I am ZIM! I will not let you control me so easily, stink creature because I am the superior one and you are the primitive one!

Maybe an experiment with your brain will make you remember my might... Yes, I can see it now...

[ Zim, no one really cares... ]

Though, maybe you can make yourself useful! Direct me to this... duck-filled drama place...thing at once. I heard that the Dib-human is there and it would be so very dreadful for me to miss out on a chance like that! Go now and maybe Zim won't replace your brain with something so evil you can't even imagine what it is!

[ Cue the raucous laughter he usually does. Good job at proving that you're totally normal, Zim. ]

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[shutupdib]

If you see him, tell him I still haven't forgotten that he ate the last of the cereal. He WILL pay.

[defendsearth]

....I can buy you another box, Gaz.

[shutupdib]

This isn't about a new box, Dib. You ate the last of the Frankenchokies, which you KNOW are my favorite, when you STILL had half a box of YOUR favorite cereal! Until Dad goes shopping again, you're going to regret every bite you took, until your world is nothing but a hellish realm of crunchy doom!

[curse_yoooou]

Oh, I will make sure he knows, Dib-sister.

[shutupdib]

Good. Now shut up and go away, I'm on a bonus level.

[defendsearth]

[The facepalming it hurts]

Maybe you shouldn't tell everyone your plans Zim. [Just a thought]

It's just stupid.

[curse_yoooou]

I have no need to hear what you have to say, Dib, nor your filthy words!

[ This plan will go through, you see. And it'll be the best! ]

[defendsearth]

What's wrong Zim afraid of the truth?

[curse_yoooou]

Of course not, Dib! I fear no one and nothing.

[defendsearth]

You should SpaceBoy.

[curse_yoooou]

Or what, you're going to try and fail yet again to capture me? It's getting boring, filth creature.

[defendsearth]

Just wait and you'll see Zim. One day soon you'll be on chained to a table while I dissect you.

[curse_yoooou]

I'm absolutely terrified, Dib.

[ Said with the flattest tone imaginable. ]

[defendsearth]

[Is that a water ballon coming your way Zim?]

[curse_yoooou]

[ Screw you too, Dib. Here he is not plotting anything and then you throw a water balloon at him.

So. Much. Hate.

And also screaming.

Good job, Dib. ]

[defendsearth]

[Anytime you green fowl space alien, Dib can't stand seeing you like that Zim. Now, that's the Zim he knows]

[curse_yoooou]

[ When he has calmed down and made sure he's dry enough -- ugh, he'll have to get back at Dib for this injustice somehow -- he'll glare and seethe at Dib. ]

Curse you, Dib-worm! CURSE YOOOOOOOOOOU!

[defendsearth]

[Now that's the Zim he knows. Sorry but he's not going to ask you about your feelings but Dib couldn't stand seeing Zim so blah]

Don't try to distract me with your plan of doing nothing, Zim.

Now, why do you want to go to that duck place, again?

Spill it, spaceboy.

[curse_yoooou]

[ Maybe he wanted to start fresh so that his plan of invading Earth could go off without a hitch. ]

Maybe that was my intention!

And why should I tell you, Dib? This moo-dane creature says it'd be funny to stick me there, but she will know to not mess with Zim!

[electricchair]

I take it you're not a gambling... man-bug...

What are you, anyway? My point remains -- I take it you're not a gambler?

[curse_yoooou]

I have no need for this gambling thing - whatever it is!

[ A pause and then: ]

I'm a totally normal hyuman worm-baby.

[electricchair]

Clearly, judging by your proclivity for revealing all your cards at once.

[Ral really doesn't buy it. Well, could be a Simic experiment! Ooze people aren't that unusual for the Simic, this could be normal, too.]

Did you fall into a vat of green dye some time recently? You're very green for what you claim to be a normal human. Also, humans are not worms at any stage in their life. They can certainly be... odd-looking, but not quite worms.

[curse_yoooou]

What do cards have to do with what I'm talking about? I'm talking about science here, not...cards!

[ Stupid humans, Zim thinks. ]

It's a skin condition, and don't question me about what humans are!

[electricchair]

Well, okay, in a less oblique manner of speaking, I mean to say, "You shouldn't give your plans away that easily." The number of beings that can get away with it, especially at your size, are fairly limited.

Well, I... guess you could call being painted green due to a freak accident a skin condition. It's either that or you're an experiment. Is this "skin condition" the reason why you wear almost elbow-length black gloves?

[curse_yoooou]

Do you know just who you are talking to, dirt-beast? I am ZIM! Conquering things that are bigger than me is child's play at best!

Clearly your primitive ways have made you so dim. Maybe I just like wearing these gloves!

[electricchair]

Is now the time for introductions? I am Ral Zarek of the Izzet League, from the distant -- or so I'm assuming -- world of Ravnica. We specialize in scientific advancement and energy manipulation. Occasionally, we work to uncover the secrets of the planet beneath our city.

So, would you consider them both fashionable and, possibly, protective gear? What about the back piece? What's even holding that thing on? Is it something between it and your suit?

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[shutupdib]

((Whoa dude IZZET FOREVER /brofist /runs off))

[electricchair]

{/t-tentative brofist?

I really didn't notice this probably because this is on an antiquated as heck email address that I never changed. I hope I'm playing him decently.}

[shutupdib]

((I'm not sure I'd know, to be honest - I really just play the game, I don't read the novels or anything. (And I somehow managed to totally miss the original Ravnica expansion, oops.) But it always makes me happy to see people playing MtG characters, especially those in my favorite color combinations, so keep it up! ♥))

[electricchair]

{Ah, alright. Also, I guess there isn't a whole lot on Ral at the moment, either, but I was just hoping I was doing him fairly decently and

HURP

Yeah, I'm not always terribly good at the storyline and have just recently been paying more attention (basically, from Scars forward). Also, I love playing blue/red too, but that didn't necessarily inform my decision to play Ral. But I did think it was quite cool to get an Izzet planeswalker.}