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[personal profile] a_human_minute
mun, you're...completely certifiable. you have enough on your plate, okay? and, think about it, i know you'll lose interest if he's not there. just like you know i will lose interest if he's not there. i don't even have any interest to begin with! i'm lousy at playing games. can you really imagining me living one?

i'm really, very okay with being that muse you throw around on memes on a whim, hoping that he will show. ...and stay. [let's not talk about that.] maybe i could even try talking to other people, if you want. i'd do that, i'd make a total fool out of myself for you. just. don't put me there. you'll overwhelm both of us. trust me.

uprooting: ( ᴍᴇʀᴘɪʀᴀᴛᴇs ) (❝ ɪ ᴛʀɪᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴅɪᴘʟᴏᴍᴀᴛɪᴄ)
[personal profile] uprooting
[ three guesses who's less than thrilled about being put on the spot like this. ]

You act like I don't know what you're thinking.

[ and that sends a flicker of something across her face. she doesn't want to know, doesn't want to think about - ]

No. You can't just send me away like that, not when things are finally getting - close to normal again. I have a routine, I'm alert, I have a life again. Why do you want to take that away from me? After all of this, how could you even think of tossing me out there to the wolves?

Figuratively.

And it's -

[ she stops. it's not even like he'll be there. ]

You're worse than Charlie.
174awhile: (I saw this one coming)
[personal profile] 174awhile
I'm flattered I've been starring in your dreams as of late, but that's not reason enough to pick me up again. You know full well what will happen if you do.

Besides, I don't think you're in any position to be making these kinds of decisions when you've been drinking Mike's "lemonade." Please, go to bed. Maybe we can pick up where we left off last night when I was flying over Manhattan...
envisioner: (Envision)
[personal profile] envisioner
It's been a long time, mundane. I'm so honored that you missed me. So you're considering taking me somewhere new, hm? I know it's a big decision to make, so please don't feel like you need to worry about it.

But I really would like to go. I think I can be of some help.
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[personal profile] carings
It's a little crowded in here - but thanks. I'm . . . flattered.
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[personal profile] hybridheart
Okay, seriously mun?

I know you miss playing. I get it. I know you want to explore the veritable paradise that high school will be with my parents in class with me and me being all grown up. That's great, I personally like being all grown up.

But let's be fair. You aren't completely sold on this face for me (yes, I know the book says my hair is bronze, movie has me with brown hair, you're picky). A lot of players also don't like me. What are the chances you'll find people willing to play with me? And that's without how miserable I'll be without my Jacob. You have no game in mind, and no one to play with you.

So why are you waking me up? (Although I will admit I'm loving the idea of mashing up the wolf pack tattoo with the Cullen crest. Dad will freak.)

Sincerely,
Nessie
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[personal profile] famousladiesman
Yeah, so I'm here, now what're you planning on doing with me? As if Bella wasn't enough, now I've got two daughters. You'll learn the hard way that going after boys who aren't worth none of your time is a mistake. Look at Bella. She's... well, she seems happy, but she's not right, you know? 

... fine, okay, so she did give me an adorable granddaughter, I'll give her that. Sometimes, I just wish my life was normal again. Suppose it could be worse.

Worse how? Now, don't ask me those pointless questions. Get off the computer and start studying. You've got that test on Wednesday. You fail that test, and just watch me - I'll ground you too.

174awhile: ('cause I need your sway)
[personal profile] 174awhile
I don't know that you need to feel obligated to do anything special for me. It's not your wedding anniversary, and, technically, it's not mine either, as you've chosen to take me from a point in time where Bella isn't exactly keen on the idea of marrying me...

But, if you're so inclined to do something to nice for me regardless, my application for [community profile] amatomnes could accidentally find its way into the recycle bin. What a gift that would be, the freedom to choose whom I do - or, more precisely, don't - engage in unsavory relations with...

[Sigh.] No, I don't think there's any irony to be had in the fact that you will be submitting me to my...virtuous doom today. It's merely a cruel and unusual coincidence.
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[personal profile] eddybooboo
If you're actually going to send me somewhere, might I suggest choosing "the hugging one," as you like to call it. It's the lesser of two evils by far. Of course, that's precisely why you're more interested in "sexy times island." But are you sure you'd be able to handle a game like that? Your libido is fairly low. And you know my...status. But then, again, that's precisely why a game like that holds more interest for you. The idea of pushing me to my limits, making me decide what's more important - my memories or the one redeeming quality I have left... All but assuring I'll end up in Hell regardless, if such a place truly exists... If Hell itself is not, in fact, living a life where I'm forced to engage in these relations with someone other than—...

I can't say I'm surprised. Every other Mundane in this place has the same mentality, the same desire to torture their muses as much as possible. One can't help but become desensitized to the sickening nature of the situation after a while.

But don't misunderstand. I'm still appalled, outraged, so on and so forth. I just know that lodging a formal complaint is the only break you'll afford me, so I couldn't let the opportunity to give you a slight headache pass me by. It's a small consolation.

Please think long and hard about the hugging one. You like fluff. And yes, slice-of-life gives the distinct impression it will be about as exciting as never-ending high school, but you can make me ill, so when the mood strikes there's potential to make me suffer. You know, from something other than boredom.



[occ: uh so I accidentally tagged hollyheights and it won't let me remove it so...to any HH people who see this, I'm sorry!]
envisioner: (Cheery)
[personal profile] envisioner
Oh, I love it! It's so much better than the old one! I really don't need to tell you what's going to happen next; you and I both know you already made the decision.

So come on, get to work! I don't want to be late for the very important date.
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[personal profile] bell_swan
I didn't. I just got tired of sitting around here watching you play every other version of every character you like. I mean, it's been forever since I've been out. Even if you haven't found Edward yet, I just... I need to stretch my legs. Maybe we'll find Jacob here. We had a good run on LJ, but everybody's here now, right? So it's worth trying.
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[personal profile] bellabellabella
You're being ridiculous, mun. Is this the third time you've resolved to app me to this place?

[Edward, that's really not-]

That is the perfect way to put things. You may have kept the idea in the back of your head, but you continually have delayed.

In any case, that is immaterial.

If you must subject me to these so-called games then do so, but do not attempt to drag others of my world or my family in with me. They have done nothing to deserve such treatment.
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[personal profile] praedico
All right, mun, if you're serious about this - and you'd better be, if you're going to be dragging me away from Jasper and the rest of my family - we need to lay some base rules. I refuse to sit around in the back of your head getting dusty like some of your poor muses who are in here with me. I expect you to take me out regularly, so I don't get bored.

Having said that - a game would be nice, but I think I can see how that would go, at least right now. Maybe in a few weeks. The point here is that I'm not going to be ignored.

[For a kind of tiny little thing with a trilling voice like some kind of singing, Alice is kind of bossy.]

I wasn't the one who chose to let me in, Mun!
174awhile: (beg you nice from my knees)
[personal profile] 174awhile
Need I remind you that you're supposed to be on hiatus from the game you already have me in?

Let her be. You know her Mundane has a very specific vision for her that hinges on my absence. And, believe it or not, I support this vision one hundred percent. That she could finally see herself the way I see her - beautiful exactly the way she is... Of course, I do wish her "empowerment arc" - as her Mundane called it - could play out under different circumstances. Normal circumstances. Heaven forbid she experience any of those in my absence. I can't even begin to consider the danger she could be in... Knowing Carlisle's there as well helps as much as it hinders.

[Focus, Edward. Focus.]

You can barely handle me in one game and I'll be damned if I don't do everything in my remaining power to simply keep the status quo, if only for her sake.

... Permitting one such as myself can be damned to a further degree... [Sigh.] I might as well be talking to myself. Don't think I don't know where your thoughts are. At least, if not my words, the thoroughness of the application is getting through to you.
swamtofrance: ([010])
[personal profile] swamtofrance
Congratulations. You've sent me somewhere that I'll be working constantly to help the people are injured fighting a war for another time and world. And I'm equipped with a sentient scalpel. I'll grant you that it's an excellent tool for me but I don't approve of the...

Enhancements.  Specifically the offensive enhancements. You know very well that my family and I don't need weapons. Especially not one that shoots blades.

[Carlisle pinching the bridge of his nose and sighs.]

I'm really not sure how you thought that this might be a good idea. Or for Bella to be there.

[How often is he going to be checking in on her for injuries she might fail to mention. Like that time she cracked a bone for punching Jacob.]

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[personal profile] intheattic
Stop putting people in my head.

[ This would be Alistair objecting to the fact that for the second time now he is involved in a plot where he is forced to be mind-linked to someone else. ]
everythingedward: (never this way)
[personal profile] everythingedward
Look mun.

Are you really going to throw me in a love hotel? But you know how I get when it comes to things like that. I just want Edward by himself. I don't want to be in a strange place full of other weird men.

You do know it's dangerous for me to be sleeping like that in a strange building right? The Cullens might not be there to protect me in case anything goes wrong.
forks: (i want your love)
[personal profile] forks
Let me get this straight. [There's a bite to her voice, one that hasn't surfaced in what almost seems like a million years. (Forever.)] You want to give me a weapon, and send me to fight a war in the future?

[Aside from the obvious that her complete lack of grace is about the worst thing that could ever be entrusted with something that could potentially kill someone...--]

No. [She shakes her head. Her voice changes; it grows louder, and a slight edge of emphatic hysteria begins to creep in.] No. I can't... I can't leave Forks. You know I can't.

[It's not the weather that's keeping her there, after all]

And I won't.
heroin_e: (Default)
[personal profile] heroin_e
All right, mun - we both know it's a little sad that you've read the books how many times now and still am not sure you've got anything like my voice? We both know I'm not the most interesting part of the books, sure, but... I'm still in them. I narrate them, for pete's sake.

And as for the username... no thank yous. I'd have preferred you not name me after the one thing that makes it hardest for Edward to be with me. The added pun just makes it worse.
uncivil: ( cosmic-flavor ) (Default)
[personal profile] uncivil
I'm not going to bother fighting against you and your need for change, as mundane as an excuse that may be.

And yes, that pun was intentional. Now if you'll please just make up your mind and decide what you're going to do? All this indesisiveness and uncertainty is really starting to wear me thin. You send me to that city with Alice, throw a hundred and one indignities my way, and now you expect to simply pick me up and toss me somewhere else?

I won't leave Alice on her own there, not again.