Voicetest; Probably homeless

[americanunicorn]

Hey, Mun!

I know you're getting back into my fandom, but that doesn't mean you can just leave me here to rust while your other muses get to have all the fun! 

...

WHAT?

What do you mean 'No one takes my canon seriously'?

[It's magic soccer, kid. It's kinda in the contract.]

Well, I'll just have to prove them wrong! With flair~!

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[drillsandballs]

My mun says you play soccer.

I play soccer too~!

[americanunicorn]

[And Dylan looks up...way up.]

...

WHOA!

You're a robot!

[He notices that soccer ball in his chest too. ...Is this the future of soccer?]

[drillsandballs]

Heh, Yup. My name is Drill Boy.

[He crouches down.]

[never_asked]

...are you a skier?

[americanunicorn]

Me?

I'm a soccer player. Ace Striker of America's team!

[never_asked]

Like a professional soccer team?

Didn't think they let kids do that...

[americanunicorn]

Kind of!

We compete in tournaments! It's only for middle school!


They call it Football Frontier!

[never_asked]

I never heard of that.

But it does sound pretty cool, if you're into that kind of thing.

[followthenose]

Oh yeah, soccer. I was the best soccer player in my whole island you know. Won fifteen championships and saved the day more times than I can count. I became known as the Soccer King! It's a true story. I should tell you sometime. Anyway, I'd love to give out pointers but I don't really do guest appearances so just do your best and I'm sure you'll shine like a star!

[americanunicorn]

[You had Dylan up until Soccer King. We all know who that is, and it's not you, Usopp.]

WHOOOOA.

We got a celebrity here!

OH MY GOD DYLAN

[atomicflare]

... Thanks, you showing up made my mun start screeching.

I'm guessing your mun ain't planning on sending you anywhere?

YES!

[americanunicorn]

...

HEY TULIP!

[At least, that's what his mun just screeched back. Cute nickname!]

Not yet. She's still working on my voice! Even if I think it's pretty good, yeah?

[Thumbs up!]

[atomicflare]

... Sure.

She eying any places? My mun's eventually got one for me, but eh... It's supposedly not opening up until June.

[americanunicorn]

You don't say!

I'll have to stretch my legs sometime, especially since I don't see any of my team here.

This gives me an excuse to get around to making that Mark account...

[atomicflare]

Guess I'll be seeing you around, then. Or something.

Oh god I would scream for a Mark just saying not to NUDGE YOU or anything

[americanunicorn]

That's Right!

Keep in touch, Tulip! Who knows? Maybe we'll play together!

WE'LL SEE... also do you have a plurk or an AIM <o><o>

[atomicflare]

Not "Tulip".

... Heh. Wouldn't mind playing together sometime, though.

Yes! I'll PM them to you if you'd like!

[americanunicorn]

Same here, same here!

Never got a chance in the FFI, did we?

That'd be great!

[atomicflare]

Mmn, we didn't. Kind of a shame, really.

[This is what he gets for not being a main character.]

Will do!

[americanunicorn]

[Hey man his episodes centered around Ichinose how do you think he feels.]

Yeah. Too bad!

[He holds his hands up in a shrug, shaking his head.]

[atomicflare]

Eh, what can you do? Guess it's kind of why the muns do this sort of stuff, huh?

[kawiwii]

Heh! Look what decided to crawl out of the woodwork!

Sorry, human - but I don't think it's just the canon that's not taken seriously! [CACKLES]

[americanunicorn]

[RAAV U TOO BEIBEI]

Oh noooo!

I didn't want to bring up how we beat you down in the underworld!

[kawiwii]

[HEY NOW. That just gets the angriest little puff from Deasta.]

It was a fluke! No human should have been able to do that, let alone a herd of you!
So it was definitely a fluke.

[americanunicorn]

[Aw lookit you puff Deasta.]

A fluke?

You lost to the oldest trick in the book! No Hissatsu~!

[northernimpact]

And you think you're going to be the best to represent us? To be taken seriously?

[americanunicorn]

That's right!

I'll do it, with flair!

[Dylan you already said that.]

[northernimpact]

Then you'll need a tulip on your head. And maybe run some kids over with a truck for good measure.