Someone gets cranky when bored... (Canon: RWBY)

[ruby_roses]

Hey, mun! I'm bored, and I know you are as well. Rose is thirsty and I'm getting antsy. Find me something to kill!

Comments

[loneliest_of_all]

I didn't know you were so bloodthirsty miss Ruby.

[ruby_roses]

I'm not! I'm bored. Rose is the thirsty one.

[loneliest_of_all]

Your weapon is sentient?

[ruby_roses]

[She stares at Weiss for a long moment.]

...No. It's called sarcasm.

[loneliest_of_all]

I see.

Well if you would like I can spar with you.

[ruby_roses]

Eh, I don't really do sparring very well. I kinda tend to kill things in one shot.

...And I doubt your fancy little twig could take a hit from Rose.

[loneliest_of_all]

Perhaps you would like me to take your second statement as a challenge?

[ruby_roses]

[Small smirk.]

And what if I did?

[loneliest_of_all]

Well I would certainly accept under a few conditions to assure neither of us become too wounded.

[ruby_roses]

Augh! There you go again with your 'conditions' and 'safety.' Such a buzzkill.

[loneliest_of_all]

Well I believe it is fair enough to say that you can't use your bullets in the case of this sparring match. That aspect is meant to kill and only kill.

[ruby_roses]

[She throws up her hands in frustration.]

That's half my fighting style! I use the recoil to amplify my agility. Why not just tie one arm behind my back?

[loneliest_of_all]

Perhaps I should be more specific; you can't direct your bullets at me.