He's making me look at other games. Or trying to, anyway.

[gunslingerguy]

Any game I go to has to allow me to have my gun, pure and simple. I've lost everything else I ever had, you ain't takin' this from me without a fight. I don't care what you were looking at previously, I am sick and tired of going through all this and never even glimpsing a light at the end of the tunnel. How much torture are you willing to put me through? 'Cause I am not a hero, lady. I will break on you. Remember canon? Remember the part where I got smashed? That is just a hint of who I really am. You want unstoppable will power you go for some other muse hanging around this headspace. I am human. I have limits. And the gun is the last damn straw.

Also, before you ask about the kink meme fic: it doesn't matter if it happened or not. Anything that happened in that prison was unprovable. Therefore, it never happened. Therefore, it doesn't freaking matter. Don't let it get into your headcanon. Sometimes things aren't real even when they did happen.

Now get me whatever passes for decent vodka on this planet and find a game that won't break me. There's got to be one or two out there that aren't nightmares.

Comments

[sailorlaughter]

Iiiiiiiiii know a game like thaaaaaat~!

[gunslingerguy]

Pinkie Pie, you have a beautiful soul. Where's the game?

[sailorlaughter]

It's not ready yet, but it's gonna be in Ponyville! Normal shooty-thing guns won't work, but Equestria's got lots of magic, so yours should be okay!

(( worst part is, that gif was discovered after this bouncy-castle thing happened ))

[gunslingerguy]

...I have to be a pony, but I can keep my gun. Well, I guess I've been through worse. What's Ponyville like? You lived there, right?

[sailorlaughter]

Yep! It's really great! Everypony's super nice, and there's Sugarcube Corner and Sweet Apple Acres and a library where Twilight works, and sometimes the princesses visit!

[gunslingerguy]

But are you sure they'll let me bring my magic gun? It's the most important thing in the universe to me.

[He can deal with being a pony. He cannot deal with not having his only artifact of home and his wife taken from him.]

[sailorlaughter]

Uh-huh! My munny-mun asked! They're gonna let Mr. Finevoice keep his pet bunny rabbit too.

[gunslingerguy]

...he has a pet bunny?

[sailorlaughter]

Only on the Satellite!

[milliondollarpipes]

[PINKIE. NO. STAHP.]

[gunslingerguy]

Aww. Didn't know he was such a softie. Does the bunny have a name? [KEEP GOING PINKIE, THIS IS AWESOME.]

[sailorlaughter]

Sure! His name's Frank, and he's little and black and cute!

[gunslingerguy]

Aww. I knew Harvey's tough guy act was all talk. How'd he get ahold of the little guy, anyway?

[milliondollarpipes]

I swear to god I'm gonna kill that pony one of these days...

[sailorlaughter]

[Merrily oblivious]

From the Nature Deck! I think he was one of the animals that started following everybody around during fairy tale week!

[gunslingerguy]

And what else did Harvey do during fairy tale week? [Jaeris cannot stop smiling and snerking. He just can't.]

[sailorlaughter]

I dunno, I spent most of it trying to fix the thing with the poison apple pies! I think I saw him helping Liz with her Rapunzel hair once or twice.

[gunslingerguy]

[You give him so much joy, Pinkie. So much.] Bet Liz wasn't real fond of the hair thing, huh?

[sailorlaughter]

Naaaaah, it kept getting stuff tangled in it!

[gunslingerguy]

Why didn't she just cut it?

[gunslingerguy]

Lay an unkind hand on her and I will teach you all kinds of new things about magic and nerve endings.

[milliondollarpipes]

...it's a figure of speech. Calm down.

[gunslingerguy]

Sorry. She reminds me of one of my sisters... much more hyper, but still. Hands off the pony.

[milliondollarpipes]

Nah, she's a good kid...pony...whatever. Just don't piss 'er off.

[He says similar things about 90s Kid all the time. And he will definitely straight-up murder anyone who tries to do him any real harm.]

[gunslingerguy]

It's possible to piss her off? She seems so bubbly...