Because torturing him via Tumblr isn't enough

[50shadesofblack]

Mun -- Alex -- please, you can't be serious. What the hell? What in Farore's name was going through your head when you thought up this username? [He takes a mocking thoughtful pause for emphasis, eyes narrowing.] Oh, that's right! Nothing!

[Well someone isn't a happy camper today.]

Happy? You think this is supposed to make me HAPPY?! I'll tell you what makes me happy! TAKING MY SWORD AND SHOVING IT UP YOUR--

[Ooooh boy... He's tolerable when not in a mood, really. Promise.]