crownless_king: (Just fucking quit then)
[personal profile] crownless_king
Alright, chucklefuck.

I get it. You've hit that "filler episode" stretch of your favorite anime series of all time. All you have are not!vampires and random bullshit involving curry, and hot springs, and apparently someone laughing is a big goddamn deal?

I dunno, I watch real anime.

Look man, what I'm trying to fucking say here is, get back to the plot. Plot in this case being all the shit you got me knee deep in. You finally get me somewhere completely happy town, and I'm doing sweet fuck all. And hey, creep city is still there, and we got shit we can do. Places to run, status to rise...

Mother fucker, I have hit it off with a sexy ninja, do not take this from me!

Wake the fuck up man. Forget that backlogged shit for now, jump in to new shit. Hit that old stuff when you've hit your groove. Because seriously. I have got so much sexy in my life, free of split personalities or weapons and violent streaks.

Okay? Okay. We're done here then.
hairnerves: (laugh)
[personal profile] hairnerves
It's a little late in the evening, but it still counts: Happy Birthday, Mizuki!

It's also my mun's birthday, too!

Mun! Try not to slack off on your routines this year! Even if you can't get your brothers to follow your example, do it for yourself.

-Aoba
poolhall_killer: (upset)
[personal profile] poolhall_killer
That place is unfit for a professional like me. You're fully aware of my loyalty yet you still...

[Siiigh.]

Please consider somewhere else, or at the very least, leave me to my duties.
heartgatherer: (hold me closely)
[personal profile] heartgatherer
[Alice is Quite Angry, and her mun understands that very well. All the same, it doesn't seem to have changed her mun's stance very much.]

It's bad enough that you want to bring me there, but now you want to drag others into this?! First it's Boris, and soon it would be anyone else that you could get your hands on!

[...her mun is a terrible, terrible person, and Alice doesn't approve of her selfish desire for more castmates.

...
]

That... of course I wouldn't hate seeing them. B-but that's beside the point!
scentfetish: (pic#5156993)
[personal profile] scentfetish
Part of me wants to argue, but another part of me just finds irony in the fact that you want to send me somewhere that's hardly any different from home.

But that aside, I doubt I could handle the reek of that place.
wickedestwitch: Alexia Khadime (it's that iconic)
[personal profile] wickedestwitch
Really? Just because they say they're accepting of everyone's appearance and don't believe in being ashamed of how you look doesn't mean it's true.

People don't find me attractive they find me an oddity.
watch_them_squirm: (☠ || Pose || ☠)
[personal profile] watch_them_squirm
Oh~ So you're finally letting me come out to play, are you? I'm sooo~ grateful... Really, I am. I actually thought I was going to die of boredom.

Well, I can't say that I'll thank you for it, but it's not like you'll hear me complaining either. Afterall~ I had some fun the last time you tossed me out for a test-drive...

... Ugh why'd you even bother to wake me if the place ain't even ready for us yet? Can't I at least crash in somehow? I wanna play now I'm sure there's a way we can slip in for a little fun before the main event.

No? [sigh] b o r i n g~

Fine then, but don't expect me to just sit pretty in the meantime... A girl's gotta entertain herself in someway or another don't she?~
shurikenturk: (This is my work face)
[personal profile] shurikenturk
Well, well. It looks as if someone's finally gotten around to uploading icons and letting me out!

Not that I'm truly complaining, mind you. I could get a lot of work done, back there where you weren't looking. But if you want me out in the open again, I suppose that I can operate there for the time being.

What I'm not sure of your reasons on is your choice of destination. A sex game? Really? I suppose everyone has their needs, and there are several players there that you want me to interact with, but this is a rather unusual first choice, I imagine.

No worries. Just because I don't understand your reasons doesn't mean that I won't obey orders. No one's likely to get hurt this time, after all. I'll just see where this all takes me.
blitzkriegspitz: (∂σgs: D o g T i r e d  ☢(candyland))
[personal profile] blitzkriegspitz
[ slowly pulls out a packet of cigarettes, using his teeth to slip one out of the inner packet. heine hasn't taken up the habit himself, naw, it's like he's trying to bait someone else out of hiding. ]

Aah-- the taste of tobacco ...

[ plucking it from his lips, slowly smelling it with closed eyes. ]

Mmm-- that nicotine smells so addictive and strong...

[ pinching the bud of the cigarette, posing his index finger before flicking it to the floor. a heavy leather boot comes crushing down on it, grinding it down into paper, filter and dust. ]

Heh, never was my thing. Filthy habit if ya ask me. [ smirk ] I'd say what a waste but-- ...

[ slowly clasping and crushing the almost full packet in his hand, rendering the cigarettes all but unsmokable. ]

-- This is more of a waste, right?
loyalrebel: (just shut up)
[personal profile] loyalrebel
I fail to see how this is a good plan, despite your assurances that I will "enjoy myself".

I can think of thousands of better spendings of my time than anything that you have ideas for.

Like copying over the entire library in Masyaf or teaching a cat to be a reliable messenger.
topguns: (well excuse me)
[personal profile] topguns
Are you serious? There's a limit to how far I'm willing to go for my brother, mun. I'm not going.

What do you mean I just don't want people to see how many moles I have on my body?! That's not it!!
pedegorized: (「六」 fear is greater than danger)
[personal profile] pedegorized
You're quite sure about this? Of course I'll do my utmost should you send me there, but—

I do have other duties to attend to, after all. [...] Though it seems that the completion of my duties is most certainly not a priority for you. At the very least, it should be possible to resume them once I return...

Very well. I will show them the resolve of the Princess of Yase.
induality: (pic#6484162)
[personal profile] induality
S-stop dragging me out every time you have too much time on your hands...

[ There's probably no point in trying to describe what it's like working at a seasonal hotel to someone like Fukawa... ]

...o-of course I don't get it. B-but I've been s-stuck with you long enough to know that if you want to do something, you'll p-probably do it... B-but don't blame me if nobody wants you back...
dynamissed: (Default)
[personal profile] dynamissed
Woah, woah, woah. Aren't you getting a bit ahead of yourself there, kid?

[Because almost the same age totally qualifies as "kid".]

Alright, no need to get so huffy. Just want to make sure you're prepared, is all. It's a big undertaking, "adopting" someone new, [grinning at how strange it sounds, even stranger to say] but I'll bet you can handle it. I've got faith.

Even if your plans are... eh...

[Yeah, let's not discuss those with kids watching.]

Man, you're such a brat sometimes.
hands4healing: (Point At You)
[personal profile] hands4healing
Miss Mun!

I can't believe you let this happen!

[Gestures to a thick, black, leather collar, with two buckles.]

Do you know what that jerk, Malfoy, is going to make me do while I'm wearing his magical collar?

[...]

No, I don't care about 'leveling up!' Geeze!
justicepuns: (008)
[personal profile] justicepuns
A... whaaaaaaaaaaaaat? You've got to be kidding me. You drag me back here after all this time and expect to put me in a... a sex game? There's no way.

[ i might be the one wearing a red suit, but this mun seems more like a demon to me... ]

So I guess that means a nice slice-of-life is still out of the question? ... Yeah, I thought so.
blackflight: (pic#8099651)
[personal profile] blackflight
Growing rather impatient, are we? Not that I blame you much, champion. Loathe as I am to leave Azeroth while in the midst of such an exciting time, I would like to resume my work in Ariel. I'm sure Kairoz can manage well enough on his own, and if he can't... That's not exactly my problem, now is it?

However, take care to not get too carried away. You have other tasks to accomplish, particularly the ones I set you to.

[ but mehhh third cloak don't wanna. and how 'bout that beta stuff. ]

Why not refresh your knowledge of my extraordinary exploits while you're at it? It'll be well worth your effort given what's to come. And as for that... well, it's best to not give away the game too soon!
hands4healing: (Getting angry)
[personal profile] hands4healing
Miss Mun,

I have both brothers in this game you've put me in. I ought to be happier! Why are you letting me mope around and be miserable?

So what, Ed has...other...friends. He's...having sex with.

[Such a blush on her face now, but she's still angry.]

It doesn't mean I can't be happier!
[personal profile] bambis
Promise not to tell Turk I said this? Okay? Cool.

( john takes a deep breath before he began to squeal like a girl. )

Ohmygod, ohmygod, ohmyfreakinggod-

AAAAH! This is the most beautiful thing anyone has ever promised me. This is better than that time I made it through the ring of fire with Sasha. Bless your sweet soul-

( he placed his hands against his face as if to pray, and fell down on his knees. )

I want to thank my mun first off, and all the hot chicks at this place, and of course Bust-a-move guy.
sixmonths: (Default)
[personal profile] sixmonths
How like a human, to act how it best suits your current whim. Do you not understand that these actions have consequences? Time may be little to a demon, but that does not mean I will abide it being wasted by the likes of you.

Does it make you feel...powerful, considering throwing me in such a place? Or simply amused? This pointless display of impudence I would hardly call entertainment; I have more pressing matters to attend to and, concerning the company you'd have me keep, it is my full intention to let sleeping dogs lie.