tentative voicetesting

[kritikal]

You are teasing me again, aren't you. Perhaps if you hand over that contract I've heard about, I would be more agreeable to your rather ridiculous suggestions.

Wouldn't that be nice?

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[hasstandards]

Findin' a new job?

[kritikal]

Nein, nein, I will still be your doctor. I simply want to acquire.... magic.

[ she chuckle, a daydreamer's small grin on her face. ]

Do you remember when Soldier's immensely large and ugly magician appeared? I want that.

[hasstandards]

... You want the ability to make people's heads bigger and turn yourself into furniture?

[Not that he'd complain too much about the former. Easier targets.]

[kritikal]

I would like to make people's heads bigger, and turn them into furniture! Now, if I am able to do that, think of what else I could do. Perhaps turn water into wine, transform into a cat...

What if it could give you control or your bullets? How curious.

[hasstandards]

I don't need magic to control my bullets. I've got skill for that.

[kritikal]

You should use your imagination more, Sniper! Don't tell me your little animal friends are enough to entertain you for the rest of your life.

[hasstandards]

Animal friends. What do you think I am, a bloody cartoon?

[kritikal]

The koala, the owl, the snake in your boot that I saw a few nights ago...

[ she's counting off with her fingers. her doves are clearly an exception. ]

[hasstandards]

I saw that snake. He'll make a fine coinpurse.

[quickly]

[A lady Doc?

While Scout still hates doctors and all they do, he's still Scout, so...]

'Sup.

[kritikal]

[ STOP HITTING ON GRANDMA ]

You are unusually happy to see me, Scout. Did you finally change your mind?

[quickly]

[Nope.]

About what?

[kritikal]

You will help me with the Achilles Heel project?

[ her face says please say yes ]

[quickly]

What? What's that?

I ain't helpin' with anything I don't know the details of, awright?

oh gee, i wonder who this could be

[overdosing]

Indulging yourself with a new business venture, are you? It must be a lucrative one if you're even giving that dummkopf the time of day.

don't be hatin

[kritikal]

But of course. After all, pulling a rabbit out of a hat is rather small compared to, say... turn Scout into the rabbit itself.

[ gonna be a magic girl tra la la ]

[overdosing]

[make a contract with me, sweet stuff.]

You believe you will be able to do that? [it's not your imagination: his gaze has turned a little too overenthusiastic at the notion, a little too hungry.]

[kritikal]

[ let's go contract making schnuckelchen ♡ ]

If she isn't stupid... [ she recognizes that look. it's not foreign to her, which is why she smiles. ] ... then it will be very simple. I may even bring in a wand if I desire, like a "witch."

Perhaps you'd like to watch? He may get over his fear of rainbows after his change.

[pocketsurgeon]

Vhat ist your mundane suggesting?