dear_mun | Apr. 19th, 2012

Apr. 19th, 2012

Understand, human. I am not one of those other pitiful Earthers that inhabit that feeble monkey brain of yours. I will not BEG for you to put me into one of those damnable, bizarre foreign lands, anymore than I would beg of any enemy.

No. This is not a request, this is an ORDER. You will make for me a proper application. Not that scrawled bit of text that you consider a "good try". A real application. One that perfectly captures my true essence and is befitting of a Grand Regent of the Viltrumite Empire.

If you cannot accomplish such a simplistic task, then I will deign to do such a lowly task myself. And I will do it after I personally butcher every last muse I'm forced to co-exist with inside of your head. Then you can't make the excuse that you're distracted.

DO I MAKE MYSELF QUITE CLEAR?

Then hurry and be done with it, lest I make good on my promise. I take my leave of you!

zerotohero

[A little sparkling is sitting on the D_M's floor and looking around curiously. What does his mun have planned for him? He doesn't know, and he doesn't care, he's just a baby. Of course he's still not tiny in any sense, being about four feet tall, but he'll do.

Don't mind him, he'll just sit here like a good, well-behaved baby sh- oooh, there's something interesting over there, he should go check it out.]

heritier

( blue courier )

fluff_and_stuff

I beg your pardon munnie,

But I must really be finding my friends for you see, I am rather sure they may be worried about me.

Unless, I don't suppose, you have some honey? And then I can stay for a small bite, I should think... just a small lick would suffice really.

mcflyinghigh

What? No, you can't roleplay as me on the inter--

Are you kidding me with this?!

Fucking puppeteers, man!

allaprima

[.....]

gunsmoke_rose

No.

I have no desire to get married to anyone so stop it.

breakthegate

We're really doing this then, darling?

No rush! I'm well aware that you have other... priorities to take care of. I just want to make sure that you're good on this, impulse or not. There's not much to risk by doing this after all, so why wouldn't you?

Just do remember that there are others here too, even if one of the yanks in here has been taking up most of the space, as of late. Leave us some breathing room, for Christ's sake!

[Just a grin.] Like I said, take your time.

jetskates

Um, mun? I know you're excited to play me again-- and that's fine!-- but... are you sure there's no better way to have us show up on the island?

[ Look, this way makes the most sense. ]

B-But, it wouldn't be too hard to come up with another way either! I mean, I'm a Digger! If I find out that there's a ruin to explore, I'll be more than happy to go to the island and do it! You don't need to have us... crash land on it...

[ Why not? ]

People could get hurt! Including Roll and Tron!

[ Oh they'll be fine. ]

Y-You can't say that for sure, can you??

whatsashirt

[This is Smoker from One Piece, but don't look if you're avoiding spoilers. Otherwise, you know what's coming ;)]

( Spoilers for 663 & 664 )

vampish_aleera

Should it come, I do not wish my departure to be troubled by such poisonous clouds as these...

Fix this.

thieving

( This is some furious typing. )

You're one of those sickeningly nice people, and yet you think you can handle my machinations.
Remember exactly what I have done, will do and am capable of doing, and rethink this.

If you put me in this place, understand that I will have to rebuild an entire empire.
You do realize how engaging that is? How much time you'll have to put into me and my antics?
If I get bored, you'll suffer for it. ~~I will not be picked up and then shut away, Mun.~~

Who knows. You might just SN--AP!

here_take_this

I don't want to wait that long to see Leon and Claire! I want to be there now!

What do you mean you couldn't get the app done in time? You're as hopeless as the people Daddy works with.

Find me something to do until then, and nothing with the scary monsters okay?

((hopefully heading to EV in July.)

borntodance

A collar that requires you have to have sex every day? I'm a bit of a slut mate. I mean, sometimes. But that seems a bit extreme don't you think?

Are you sure this is what you want to do? Can't you just find me a nice calm game with Tony and the others? Maybe a decent roof to dance on?

not_crushing

What...

What's that username supposed to mean!?

I don't know what you're talking about.

I mean, I am... just a little... Maybe...

Not that it matters!

interpolate

Munsie.

How many of me do you intend for there to be?

First I'm just me.

Then you make me who is a, ugh, defector.

Then you make me who is a Go-buster of all things.

Now we're twins?

What is going on?

Munsie?

...Munsie?

sponsorigami

Mun-san, I've had my friends become zombies who tried to kill me, and then I had to cremate them and other friends, so that Kernos can't use them like that ever again, and I've given up on keeping a secret identity and hiding that I'm a shapeshifter. I got killed by an explosion, and sometime soon in the game, I'm going to die by my own hand if that event version is picked. And I've already had to remove vines from my body.

A-and now you're telling me that what I've been using to start fires... has been my origami?!

That's-- Am I ever going to fold a thousand cranes without them being destroyed before I get there? I-I'm not sure if I see how recent events have helped me like you say they have...

flightybroads

( courier and color under the cut )

her_watchdog

Yes, it will be humiliating and, no, you are not helping matters.

Really, if all you're going to do is giggle incessantly after every chapter of this particular storyline, I'd thank you to leave me out of it. We are only two chapters in and already you're on my last nerve.

neverforgetatrophy

Thanks fer the appreciation and all that but I think yer forgetting one thing Dollface.

Yer too much of a softy to play someone like me, Let's face it. Sure there's plenty of bounty for me to go after in the city but what use is it when I'm not even going to get paid for the work?

Gimmie somethin' worthwhile to do there and you might possibly make it worth my while.

...

...Swindle huh? Dollface you might just be speaking my lingo.

normandy7

Look. I know you want nothing more than to see some touching reunion between me and Tali. In that case, you probably should've chosen a more appropriate setting for us to be stuck in.

What am I talking about? This post-apocalyptic wasteland is going to kill her if she gets caught in any line of fire. And unlike back home, where we had the necessary means to repair these things, we're lucky if we come across even a measly strip of gauze here.

And don't even think about letting Hawke near her. I mean it. She's a bad influence.

Paranoid? Who's paranoid?

sans_eyepatch

I'm not interested in Chloe like that, get those ideas out of your head.

She's not even my type, jeez!

hatedheart

A game? What sort of game? It's been a long time since I've played any sort of game with anyone, rude kleptomaniacs and slovenly shrine maidens from the surface not counted for. If you would even consider a battle of danmaku a game in the first place.

I have few qualms about being pulled away from my Palace, though could the same be said of any creature, human or otherwise, that I meet? The animals with no doubt rejoice though with time I can see myself being exiled and cut away once again.

... ... Hmm hmm, you don't see that? So instead you propose...

... ... In that case I would be meeting all sorts of people from above, below and beyond. It would be as though I would be meeting with a new visitor everyday, though without the hassle of going through the steps of preparing fresh tea.

... ... Whilst my pets are more than capable of preparing tea can you really match a blend created by your own hands?

... ... Ducks? A novel concept. A duck underground. Surely you don't believe in the rumours about a duck's quack and how it echoes.

strayhound

You put me there again. Why do you insist on taking me there all the fucking time? I know you're bored and you wanna find a game for me so why don't you just fucking do that and torture me that way instead?!

[He sighs before palming his face with his leather covered hand.]

At least I wont have to do things like... that.

airanddarkness

Well.

As much trouble as Oroonoko causes she is a... decent combatant and medic. At a time like this, it would be unfortunate to lose a member of the circle. Certainly if I went along the problem would be solved quickly and we would be able to return to her normal duties? I'm not one for heroism, but I am one for efficiency.

But you are not allowed to call me a "magic lawnmower."

bemine

Oh you're no fun Munnie. We've only been together for not even a day and you're backing out on me already? I've barely had a chance to do a check-up on you.

Now how about you find me a proper home before I have to perform some invasive surgery.

ibarakasen

No it would not be 'funny' if someone 'apped' in Shuten-Douji, it would be a total mess. I am not and never have been married to anyone!

Stop snickering about it every time you think about it!

[She mad.]

heardyoucall

Stop throwing me around and get back to work. You have a lot of it, don't you? Your level of stupidity is baffling. How do you even function?

trickstering

Look, I understand your wish to have a bit of fun but I don't believe turning me into a horse is even remotely clever. Have you even stopped to consider what consequences that will have for you, writing boring responses full of neighs and nothing else? Oh, yes, how terribly intellectual of you. Here I thought you wished for a challenge.

That's not a challenge, don't consider it as such.

princesswhatshername

Listen, my dear, you made me a journal, so you can't just push me aside and wait for an opportunity to arise. You've searched through dozens of games, and now you're just nitpicking! If my true love isn't there when we apply, then my presence will simply draw him to the game! True love always finds a way.

Complain all you want, but I tend to get my way. Now hop to it and put me in a game!

((canon is mickey, donald, goofy : the three musketeers))

nonchere

Why you would want to embarrass me again is beyond me. If I didn't know any better, I'd say you enjoy seeing me squirm. I'll remind you that I'm a general, not some--

Cute, madam, but I won't go there. I've said it once, and it doesn't beg repeating. Force me and you'll regret it.

And I don't need that man around. Stop putting your childish desires on me. Last I checked, I have a kingdom to help expand, I don't have time to play games with children.

koncubine

Mundane, is it? While I'm flattered by your attention, I've had enough of this! Thinking about taking my beautiful body away from me, and leaving me with an ordinary animal one? That's just too cruel! I won't stand for it.

--Ah, Master is there? That's a whole different story, then! Showing her that rare side of me... I wouldn't mind that. ♥

[Pause.]

...What do you mean, she's not going to know me? There's no way Master wouldn't recognize her devoted servant on sight. You don't know what you're talking about, so knock it off already. We'll see who's right when I get there, won't we?

gomama

Mun...? It's been a long time! Though....I don't know why you brought me out...But It's nice to stretch my legs.

bel_ofman

[Your mun has gotten really annoying lately.]

Calm down. You're exaggerating; things aren't that bad.

......

[Sigh.]

[She doesn't seem to be listening to you.]

[You decide to let it go and try to ignore her.]

street_rat_hero

[He just stares for a few minutes. Being here makes him uncomfortable. There's too much open space and too many people that might ask questions. The possibility of running into a supervillain is also something that makes him just want to run and hide.

Eventually the young man sighs.]

I'm not going to be an Avenger. Or a Titan.

I'm not good enough. And my powers are useless on their own. [He sighs.]

Can I go back to the park now? What if the Green Goblin or someone like Mr. Freeze is around? Being out in the open like this isn't a good idea.

morethanasidekick

Hey! Lady! You at the keyboard doing the typing. [Pause.] I know you can hear me cause you're writing this shiz down so answer me already!

[Kenzi stamps her foot, going into pout mode as she folds her arms across her chest.]

You - loco! Insane in the membrane. What makes you think you can make me do this?

I won't ya know. See this? This is my foot going down. You can take your crazy land of hell and your kinky sex island and you can shove them somewhere where the sun will never spread it's sparkley little rays cause I am not, repeat not, gonna do this gaming crap with you.

How do ya like them mandarins?

employeeofthemonthforever

Alright, corky, listen up.

You are not the boss here. You can ramble on about reviving me here or tormenting me there, but it's all just smoke and mirrors. You need to play the puppeteer with people like me, who won't be swayed from our purpose, to deal with the gaping lack of destiny in your own life.

So quit dithering and study up on that business lingo, kid. We've got work to do.

crackpotcrocker

Like this is like totally groovey, you know. Just think of all the people I can help.

I'll like totally be able to take my green and pink parrots with me? ....... That's a bummer man.

elegant_generosity

Personally, I am very excited for Saturday, aren't you? Well of course you are darling. I can see you're already preparing your routine for the day. But, I digress! This isn't entirely what I wanted to talk to you about.

I think you're trying too hard on your recent interests. If you are meant to gain a muse from it, then you will! Besides, it took you how long to actually make a journal for little ole me~? Give it time to come to fruition. Of course, if I am to be perfectly honest, I think you should focus a little more on me. After all, we share so much in common! I'm sure we could revolutionize the fashion of any game you were to send me.

Really, the art would would be thanking us! Just think about it Ms.Mun. You have plenty of time to consider.

Yours Truly,
Rarity

gandere

I've been unusually proud of my power, but I wonder if he will be. I should have suspected this would happen at some point in time, but I never thought a powerful magus could actually become imprisoned here.

Mun, you better allow us to make the most of it. There is no other man or woman who can understand me better than that one after all.

doingthemistything

Stop complaining.

unify

...are you sure, mun-san?

I - I mean, I don't mind wherever you put me, so long as you're happy! [ ... ] I know. I know, and I - [ she cuts off suddenly, voice nearly breaking, but she manages a smile instead. ] I'll miss you too, if it.. if it ever comes to that.

But you have a month to think things over... I'm sure you'll make the right decision, when it comes time to.

[ she hesitates a bit. she knows it needs to be said, but she hates how it sounds so much like a good-bye when she says it. ]

...thank you. For being so patient with me. I think we really had a lot of fun together, you know?

storybookending

Mademoiselle,

Surely you have better things to do with your time than to inconvenience me? You bother me and do not even give me a proper reckoning thus far. Really, we did far better in the theatre than you have done here, and with less enthusiasm from our patrons than you display for me and mine. If you intend to do this, despite my protestations, do it properly.

I suppose it is good you have me as your muse, rather than my husband. La, what Percy would make of you, sending him out half-dressed, as it were. He would forever be fretting about the colors of a journal, or the shimmer of his icons, and all the trimmings. He would insist upon the thing being done properly, and perhaps you would listen to him. He will go on about his trimmings.

But really, mademoiselle, think things through. To go about with a plan half-formed is a recipe for disaster. For you. I have been hailed by some as the cleverest woman in Europe. And I know the troubles I will face better than you do your own, I think.

~Marguerite Blakeney

oscar_mike

I think you're wrong. I don't think anyone else from the original drop is here.

I think that's a good thing.

ttebayo

Hey, hey... it's kinda late to start RPing me again, ain't it, Mun? I mean, I'm not gonna complain if you wanna give more attention to the Leaf's Number One Hokage Candidate! You've been ignoring me long enough, damn it!

But, c'mon, I don't even know what this whole thing is about, anyway! Roleplay? Isn't that the freaky stuff Ero-sennin... y'know? The stuff in those books... man, they were so boring! Why would you even want to do that, Mun? You aren't like Kakashi-sensei, are you? Reading those books all the time...

How come I get settled with all the perverts, anyway!? Iruka, the old man, the closet pervert, Kakashi-sensei, Ero-sennin, and even my Mun! You better not try to do any of that weird Roleplaying stuff with me... c'mon... I've got a war to win! And people to keep safe and stuff. Y'think it was easy, learning all those names...? I ain't got time for games or anything like that!

ex_aboveaverage463

To say that the actions of Kotomine Kirei and Archer were unexpected would be a lie. I knew full well the possibility of their betrayal. I should have kept my eye closer upon Kirei, however. That was my mistake.

What of my wife and child? [A moment of silence while the mun clues Tokiomi in.] ...I see. Do not feel bad for me, mundane. Aoi knew the life that she would be leading as the wife of a Magus, and that includes the dangers one must brave through. [What Tokiomi isn't saying outright, however, is the seething hatred he has toward Kariya for him being the one to cause it.] Though, I am a bit confused as to why you choose to withhold information of my daughter. I am sure she has grown into a fine Magus in my stead, and has honored the Tohsaka name as she was destined to.

...I am sure I will be able to see firsthand how my daughter has turned out when you have placed me in this Mayfield town. I am not going to reprimand you for the loss of my Magus abilities, and my inevitable place as a normal human. Tohsaka Rin is the current head and proper successor of the Tohsaka bloodline, and I am content in watching my daughter from the sidelines.

lookatmyguns

So you went ahead and reserved me eh? Not only that, but you've convinced Bumblebee, Lennox, and Optimus Prime to reserve as well. Don't you think we have enough to do without this stupidity?

[He gets to occasionally blow stuff up though, right? Right?]

You haven't even started the application yet. What, are you going to wait until a week before it has to be in to start... you are aren't you?

[Better hurry your ass up Mun, because there's no way that he's going to let Lennox go off to some place without backup. ~~Especially since the poor human seems to be sick and suffering delusions.~~]

All this feels completely pointless.

eyepatchless

Go away.

Far away.

victorbychance

Picking out wing colors, huh? Sounds like an identity crisis waiting to happen. And don't even pretend this isn't a thinly-veiled attempt to lure more canonmates to Luceti, okay? I don't think a place with two bars and Romulan ale is the best place for Haymitch.

Yeah, Archie explained what that is.

But if you're going to do it? You have to let me go on missions. You have to let me go on drafts. I have to be able to protect them both. Katniss and Rue. You have to let me do that, or I won't talk. Every time you want to post with me, I'll be quiet. I have that much power.

preordinates

'X Harem,' is it? I wasn't aware that I was part of a harem! I wonder whose it is?

[ all eyes turn to Karen, who smiles and laughs ]

I'd be flattered if it was mine, but I think I'm getting a little too old for that sort of thing.

That goes for both of us, Kasumi-san.

Well if you guys don't want it, I'd be happy to take it~

What about you, Kamui? Have you ever wanted a harem? [ teeeeeasing ]

Yeah! I think Kamui should have it!

[Watches quietly and wonders why they have to even question this. He's "Kamui" after all... of course it is his.]

[NO THANK YOU...] I... no, that's fine. I don't want it. [no really he doesn't IT'S NOT HIS D8<]

But it makes sense that it should belong to you, Kamui.

You are Kamui.

That's not- [aljgdoedeg] - how it works! [at least he, uh, doesn't think so. anyway. ~~but who cares what he thinks sob~~]

We are not part of a harem. It doesn't belong to anyone because it doesn't exist.

But we are all bound together by fa--

I think it exists! [Well this isn't getting them anywhere.....] I know! Let's all go get some ice cream!

What a perfect idea!

W-wait! That's not what we--

[Nope! Forget it, Yuzuriha is already dragging you away excitedly because ICE CREAM GUYS ASJDGAH.]

[[ ooc: Any or all characters in the Somarium X cast may answer, and threadjacking is likely to occur.

Seishirou | Karen | Yuzuriha | Kakyou | Kamui | Arashi ]]

lighteningcount

Dear Mun,

No.

Non.

Nein.

How many different ways must I say no? I do have a whole list of European languages I can go through.

Just stop trying.

I do not need a home.

~~Though finding Treize would not make me object.~~

Zechs Merquise

Current Mood: annoyed

nonononono

I don't think I could ever be a comic book artist. Just because that...guy does some messed up stuff doesn't mean you have to associate it with me every time he does something bizarro.

Seriously, just...stop sending it around everywhere. It's, what do they call it? Embarrassing for everyone involved and...not involved. It's just sad.

You gonna stop, then? Stop sending it out?

Of course you're not. Thanks for nothing.

preserving

Hello! Mun- er, I mean... Lady Mundane? I'm sorry, I never really asked you how I should refer to you. It just seemed like a strange question to ask, after all... It's not every day a random voice seems to pop into your head! Although, I suppose you would think that I'm in your head, hm? How very strange, I shouldn't really get bogged down in how this words, should I? Sorry.

Ah, and now I'm rambling... Here were everyone can see. [you're a derp Merrill, nothing new about that]

Anyway I promise I really did have a reason that I wanted to speak with you, Mundane. I really don't know if this is a good idea! Don't get me wrong, I'm very flattered that you've shown this kind of interest in me, it's very sweet of you! But don't you worry that you're biting off a little more than you can chew? After all, you have a hard time keeping up with your responsibilities as is, wouldn't bringing me to this castle make things even harder?

Oh, no no no, it's not that I wouldn't want to go! An ancient castle sounds quite strange, like something out of those human fairy-books. And the way you talk about it, it sounds like there are many people that I would enjoy getting to know. I just know that you're nervous about the idea, being connected to your head, you know...

Just think about it. It's important to be very serious when deciding important things, don't you think?

casts_flare

Um. Um. Miss Mun! It's nice and all you decided to finally give me a PB and a name but...

I must protest what you're doing now! I mean, it's not that I'm... completely against it, not really but... I thought you decided Knight was going to be with the Princess! Not, not... not me.

[clears throat]

This never happened during our journey or it will in the future. I mean, Knight's with... He cares about... the Princess in that way. Not me or Rosette so why are you and their mun planning this, this indiscretion!!

You still haven't allowed me to go back to my party to finish our mission! We still have to save the world, who knows what evils are waiting the longer you keep me here!

getup

So the reboot was all you needed to get interested? I can't say I'm complaining, but my life as Oracle wasn't that bad. It was pretty good, actually.

But as I said, I'm not complaining. And you say you're looking but you are actually staring intently at that one game, hmm. What could that mean?

...Why is my name upside down, by the way?

resisting_this

One cannot force anything into being.
You've taken the measures. If they were for any good...

[A beat.]

You should know, eventually.

chronorewrite

I see.

You've brought me here because Sayaka Miki suggested it. I shouldn't have to tell you that taking advice from her was a poor decision.

No matter.

I only agreed to come here because there is mutual benefit. I'm going to look around.

No. You will return to bed; you aren't well and you will only slow me down...

Current Mood: indescribable

ghostintheanimus

No, no, no! You don't g̗̖̈́͒̀ḛ̗͈̭͓̝̻t̞̙ͫͅ ̻͉̜̝̦̥̊̾ͧ͊ͦ́i͓̠̝̬̯̞̿ͮͣ̉ṭͤ́͑ͤ̅̚̕! Here. Let's try it one more time.

The Hamburglar is the villain, right? He steals the hamburgers - the product and the ^sustenance - that should belong to the children - that is to say, you, the citizen. The innocent populace who craves care and comfort. Then they are taken back by Ronald MacDonald, who DISTRIBUTES! [he emphasizes by jabbing a finger] them to the obedient and deserving. Then they'll all happy, except the criminal, and he's gotten what he deserves.

Look at this. Think. Look what they're telling you right there in the names.

Right there, Ronald MacDonald. Who is he really but the spirit of a corporation given ^flesh and _form? And the clown makeup, what is that but the way of taking the face of a thing that is by definition and (so accepted it's cliche) faceless and then painting it and giving it a man's features but exaggerated, the huge eyes and so friendly rictus lips frozen in an eternal satire of feeling? It's the familiar made totem. More human than human. This colorful friend is your ruler. But what is he under the paint, wig, and bright yellow jumpsuit? Not only are you not told, it's never asked. It's never accepted as a possible question. You're told, you accept without even knowing you're being told, that there is nothing there. When the man in the suit washes the makeup off, he is no longer Ronald MacDonald, but neither is that gone. The identity is unkillable. It passes from carrier to carrier like a Voodoo loa. And isn't Baron Samedi's skull, his mobile jaw with its unchanging grin, isn't this familiar?

This is the message. If you pay tribute to him with your love, he will protect you from the criminal of his own making.

Look at the Hamburglar. He also wants what you want, here symbolized by hamburgers. The product. He's like you in his goal, but like them physically. He resembles a human face, but instead of paint, he has a mask. An open concealment. He's the bad guy because he steals the hamburgers from their "rightful" owner, Ronald MacDonald. But why? Why does he do this?

Because it's his job. It's right there in the identity given to him by his creators. What can a Hamburglar do except

burgle?

He was created for this purpose by the corporation. He's is from your ranks, but turned against you, and made into a target. It's him you hate for stealing your sustenance, not the ones who control the resources and dole them out on their whim. _They're using a manufactured threat to turn us against each other. They tell you, the one who opposes the rule of the powerful, he's not just our enemy, he's your enemy. They recruit you with salt and meat and self-satisfaction, and you don't even know it's happening. They teach you to doubt each other. The one who takes for himself, who tries to exist outside the system, who doesn't pay for his hamburgers in appropriate tribute, he's the other side of the game, and he'll always be beaten. Those MacNuggets are dipped in the numbing, complacent lies of indoctrination.

[16 takes a deep breath and settles back.]

That's why fast food is bad for you.

dolphin_rant

I understand you're very busy these days. Even so, I'm grateful to you for reviving me.

kurukurumawaru

Ah-! Mundane, I'm not certain this is the best idea... You only gained a "muse" for me from listening to one song over and over. Is that really enough? I know you read the... wiki... too, but there wasn't much there. Do you really know about me...?

[A short puff of a sigh.]

My, you humans are so strange... Well, as long as you're sure.

[It's no wonder they need someone to take their misfortunes away. They make so many questionable decisions.]

space_freddie_mercury

I see that you've finally come to a decision, then. I'm glad that we had our little "talk". Now the rest of your muses can live alongside me without fear of being violently destroyed, and you can finish up your samples with a clear head.

The fact that your semester is nearly over is even more fortuitous.

I know what you're up to. Don't think I don't read your words. You're taking away a good portion of my power, aren't you? Were it within my ability, the insult of it alone would force me to collapse your skull on principle.

...However, it would be counter-productive to demolish a city in a fit of anger. Therefore I shall accept this...diminishing of my faculties, for the good of all.

I would suggest you alter little else.

shine_on_armor

Two days?!

How could time have gone by so quickly?! We still no almost nothing about my character! What's Cadence's secret?! Who were the old bridlemaids?!

WHY DOES SPIKE HAVE TOYS OF CADENCE AND ME?!

thepurpleway

There is nothing wrong with being honest and honorable! It's a trait that few possess, and few live up to! If I'm going to be the best warrior there is, I'm going to do my absolute best! The first order of business is protecting Gumi! Even if she can be insufferable.

Oh, and the others will need protecting as well, correct? If only I had my sword. Although a warrior can do without, I'd...rather have it.

onaboat

Look Mun,

I'm flattered at all of the attention you've been giving lately, but I'd rather you kept me out of it. You and I both know what happened the last time I had too much attention. I'm not good with priorities.

But fine, say I made all the right humble apologies to all the right people, and placated the gods enough that they're not all out to kill me. Or sit back as career spectators while the Argo does it...not the point. If I do that, and that's a pretty big if--they're not as forgiving as you want to think they are--I'm done being the lone wanderer. I'd require company, and it's not something I can ask of you, now is it?

That doesn't sound at all like a fair trade for what you're asking of me.

Find my crew. Maybe we'll talk. And try not to have me killed and/or maimed in the meantime, would you?

mellowswithage

Well, congrats, kid. Didn't think you had it in you.

Though it wasn't the best job you could've done. Let's see how it goes, huh?

Also, really, waiting until the last minute like that? I'm old. You could've given me a heart attack. But I can 'preciate the suspense.

And if they do accept, let's see you actually do right by me.

nawigator

Dear Miss Mun,

I understand you enjoy making me upset and 'torturing' me for your own personal amusement. Howewer I would prefer if you stop this 'bad life choices' talk. It makes me uncomfortable. Also. I am not going elsewhere. It is bad enough their is one of me suffering, another uniwerse equiwalent wersion of myself does not also hawe to suffer.

Finally, wait patiently for another year and people from our uniwerse should emerge from the woodworks. It is just a matter of time and waiting for them to come around. Surely one or two of them might like to see us all.

Yours unhappily,

Ensign Polina Andyrenia Chekov.

I think we have issues.

Apr. 19th, 2012

Apr. 19th, 2012

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