normandy7: (Fierce)
Commander Jane Shepard ([personal profile] normandy7) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-04-19 10:41 am

On Tali's acceptance into [community profile] adstringendum

Look. I know you want nothing more than to see some touching reunion between me and Tali. In that case, you probably should've chosen a more appropriate setting for us to be stuck in.

What am I talking about? This post-apocalyptic wasteland is going to kill her if she gets caught in any line of fire. And unlike back home, where we had the necessary means to repair these things, we're lucky if we come across even a measly strip of gauze here.

And don't even think about letting Hawke near her. I mean it. She's a bad influence.

Paranoid? Who's paranoid?
femshep: (I'm listening.)

[personal profile] femshep 2012-04-19 04:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[A chuckle.]

She's a little sturdier than you're giving her credit for. And even if she weren't, I'm sure she'd have more than a few words for you, hearing you talk like that.

So inhale... And then exhale.
femshep: (action - amused with rifle)

[personal profile] femshep 2012-04-19 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I hear you there. The place I'm at? Bodies from hell to breakfast.

[A pause, and then she's shaking her head a little.]

Not that it means a whole lot coming from... well, you, but if you'll take my advice? The paranoia won't fly once you've got your crew back. Especially in a hellhole like that--if something worries you, it'll worry them twice as bad, and the last thing you're gonna need is the galaxy's twelve most dangerous individuals panicking in your backyard.
femshep: (look out now)

[personal profile] femshep 2012-04-19 04:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[A dry sort of laugh, because:] You know she can see this, right?

[But she thoroughly approves of the 'stick together' plan.]

The others'll show up. It's inevitable, with you there. They could get themselves spread out across half of the galaxy, but once they catch word of how to find you, they'll be pouring in about as fast as they poured out of Elcor 'Hamlet'.

Trust me. I'd know. [Her headcount's at thirteen, if you count Kal (which she does, these days).]
femshep: (action - scoped)

[personal profile] femshep 2012-04-19 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[Trust me, Tali noticed and is currently stalking the thread. But Shepard'll let that part slide for now, in favor if explaining a little about how things work around here.]

That's one thing the keyboard-jockeys have that we don't: Time-space is pretty solid for us and pretty flexible for them.

I'd be about as worked up as you are, if I didn't have it on solid authority that we're not losing any time while we're in here.

Or 'out here'. Still trying to figure that one out.
femshep: (ehhh)

[personal profile] femshep 2012-04-19 05:11 pm (UTC)(link)
You get used to it. [So either neither or a healthy mix of both.]

[It could be worse. Mun could've hauled Garrus in here to witness your rampant paranoia.]
femshep: (I spy)

[personal profile] femshep 2012-04-19 05:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Didn't know there was an up-side.
femshep: (don't test me)

[personal profile] femshep 2012-04-19 05:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[That touches a nerve, but not the angry kind.] You've still-... [Got your parents. But why the hell would she go and invite that kind of conversation?

Shepard chuckles a second time and agrees:]


No, I'm betting it didn't.
femshep: (ehhh)

[personal profile] femshep 2012-04-23 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
No.

[And she wasn't a Renegade for nothing. This is an adamant 'no' if you've ever heard one. So stay out of her head.]
calibration: (that's probably a bad sign)

[personal profile] calibration 2012-04-19 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[your wish is my command]

A 'bad influence', Shepard? Because there weren't any of those on the Normandy.

[His tone's got that slightly-too-dramatic lilt to let you know he's teasing, if the words weren't enough.]
calibration: (just like old times)

[personal profile] calibration 2012-04-19 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
There aren't exactly very many things that can change me for the worse, Shepard. [Anymore.] You've got nothing to worry about.