Fed up Chekov is fed up.

[nawigator]

Dear Miss Mun,

I understand you enjoy making me upset and 'torturing' me for your own personal amusement. Howewer I would prefer if you stop this 'bad life choices' talk. It makes me uncomfortable. Also. I am not going elsewhere. It is bad enough their is one of me suffering, another uniwerse equiwalent wersion of myself does not also hawe to suffer.

Finally, wait patiently for another year and people from our uniwerse should emerge from the woodworks. It is just a matter of time and waiting for them to come around. Surely one or two of them might like to see us all.

Yours unhappily,

Ensign Polina Andyrenia Chekov.

Comments

[diana_abel]

I know how you feel, Pasha.

[nawigator]

To borrow a quote from my best friend Irina; This sucks like a sucky thing.

[diana_abel]

I like that quote.

I'm gonna miss him too.

[nawigator]

Impossible not to really. At least we crossed ewerything off my original to-do list before he left.

[diana_abel]

That's something, I guess. Nothing sucks more than having regrets.

[nawigator]

Yes, that certainly is true. I don't regret a thing. I am ... confused but I don't regret it.

[diana_abel]

Confused is okay.

Sad's okay too.

[nawigator]

Sad seems ower dramatic with all the bad things that happen in Bete Noire.

For all I know he could come back.

I can keep hope in that at least.

[diana_abel]

Yeah. We can always hope.

[nawigator]

Like Pandora's box. Hope is the most needed thing in Bete Noire.

[diana_abel]

I like that. It's kinda poetic.

[nawigator]

I am not much one for poetry. [Or music. Or anything but books.]

But it is a worthwhile theory.

[diana_abel]

I think I like you, Pasha.

[nawigator]

I am relatiwely certain I like you also, Dianna.

[privateproperty]

Not to pry, but if she's terribly interested in another-universe equivalent of you, there are options where the suffering not might be...... No, I am not under any instructions to lie. There will probably still be some suffering in any case.

[cpt_ray]

The eyebrow - she is raised.

"Recruiting officers, Yeoman? Very proactive of you."

[privateproperty]

It's just sense, Ma'am. If there are more officers, there is less work on any specific person. Except for me, I guess. Because I'm feeding them all....

...and also, the more officers, the more the lady at the keyboard can giggle at any unfortunate reactions to my physiological or sociological issues.

[cpt_ray]

"Oh, believe me, Dahlfes, my puppetmaster is laughing, too."

"Ensign Chekov," she turns to the junior officer. "We have a new ship."

[nawigator]

"Captain." She salutes smartly, never one to disrespect a Captain needlessly.

"I am afraid I already hawe a designated role upon the Enterprise in most uniwerses, I like to beliewe I would be hard to replace."

[cpt_ray]

She returns the salute before her lips curl upward in understanding. "And there is nothing quite like driving the Enterprise, is there?" So says someone who's done it a literal lifetime ago.

"Very well, Ensign. Carry on. If someone is silly enough to crash her while you are off-duty, feel free to come find me. It's not the Enterprise, but it is sufficiently challenging work, I like to think."