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Voice testing. Considering Gargleblasted, but looking.
( This is some furious typing. )
You're one of those sickeningly nice people, and yet you think you can handle my machinations.
Remember exactly what I have done, will do and am capable of doing, and rethink this.
If you put me in this place, understand that I will have to rebuild an entire empire.
You do realize how engaging that is? How much time you'll have to put into me and my antics?
If I get bored, you'll suffer for it.I will not be picked up and then shut away, Mun.
Who knows. You might just SN--AP!
You're one of those sickeningly nice people, and yet you think you can handle my machinations.
Remember exactly what I have done, will do and am capable of doing, and rethink this.
If you put me in this place, understand that I will have to rebuild an entire empire.
You do realize how engaging that is? How much time you'll have to put into me and my antics?
If I get bored, you'll suffer for it.
Who knows. You might just SN--AP!
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[This is not Sherlock being nice, you understand. He's merely replying out of a combination of boredom and the fact that Jim's using text, which is his preferred form of communication.]
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Are you working on how to best insult me, Sherlock?
( Jim doesn't like people traipsing about his person, so text is just as much his preferred method of communication as it is Sherlock's. )
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Merely echoing something someone told me once.
[But if you don't have as much information about the future as he does, he's certainly not going to give it to you.]
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Find some fresh material!
( It's not like he's going to tell you if he does either, you know. This pit won't dig itself, Sherlock. It's a two-man job. )
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[Though he does, perhaps, have a point about being original.]
My level of concern as to your opinion on what does or doesn't 'suit' me is very low, you realise.
[Shovel: ready.]
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Your shirts don't suit you either, my dear.
But that's a matter of them being too small.
If it's that low, I'll check back in at high tide.
OH, JESUS, I LOLED. THOSE SHIRTS, MAN. What even.
I refuse to take sartorial tips from a man who wears visible neon coloured underpants.
[Not offended, no, why would you think that?]
You believe it's subject to change?
MY POINT EXACTLY. LMAO, GOSH SHERLOCK.
I confess: that little number was just for you.
( At least Jim's clothing fits him. )
I believe it's subject.
I have oft commented on Sherlock's inability to wear properly fitting clothes. (He won't admit it.)
So you told me. I'd be flattered if I weren't so repelled.
[Yes, well. Some people have better things to do than go shopping all the time. They're in good condition and they still button. That's perfectly sufficient.]
To?
You'd think he wouldn't appreciate being restricted by clothing size. 8I SHERLY.
Subject, Sherlock. As in "to the crown".
Opinions shift, and while I don't presume to think you're that changeable.
I am!
Certainly poor BC doesn't. Sherlock's just... stubborn? (And possibly vain; hush.)
...Five minutes wearing the crown does not a king make.
And to what have your opinions shifted now?
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Save for the one time he invaded 221B. Ye god, the state of your charming little home. )
Five minutes was all I needed.
Bigger and better things, Sherlock Holmes. Onward to bigger and better things.
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What, for the picture for your Facebook page?
Don't you ever worry that one day you'll have no up left to go to?
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omg hay again!!!
Do you have anything particular in mind?
all the hullos!
Are you still on your eighties kick?
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I'm always on that "kick". The eighties are an essential.
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Will we be expecting you to bring Saturday Night Fever? They sure do enjoy their fancy dress parties here.