canon: the cabin in the woods [probable spoilers in comments]

[mcflyinghigh]

What? No, you can't roleplay as me on the inter--

Are you kidding me with this?!

Fucking puppeteers, man!

Comments

[scaretaker]

Puppeteers? That's as good a name for 'em as any, I reckon.

[mcflyinghigh]

Yeah? Yeah! Exactly, I mean, shit, why do people think they can control someone else's life, you know? Cut the strings, man. Let us go.

[scaretaker]

Yeah, I hear you, man.

Go where?

[COME ON GENRE SAVVY
LOOK WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO]

[mcflyinghigh]

[ man marty is pretty stoned right now, his ranting takes all his concentration ]

Thank you!

--Where? Where. Good question. Is there even any... uh... [squint] Would you recommend Gotham City?

[ ...yeah, pretty stoned. ]

[scaretaker]

[Friday the 13th at the Overlook Hotel is never complete without a stoned young man!]

Gotham...you mean that place in the Batman comics?

[mcflyinghigh]

Yeah, okay, comics. So you're not--

Oh! Oh shit! Ohhh-- no, no, you know what? You are not even the worst thing that's happened to me.

I honestly couldn't resist after seeing that username

[thepoweroflove]

Hey, nice username... thing.

[He hopes it's called those, at least (still getting used to using these future words).]

ngl i was wondering if a marty mcfly would tag, haha

[mcflyinghigh]

Nice what? I don't--

[looks]

Oh my God she did not! Like people didn't make that joke enough in high school! "Hey, look, it's Marty, where's his Delorean" ... actually, I did kinda want a Delorean... How much is the flux capacitor upgrade?

Well you got your wish!

[thepoweroflove]

Considering all the flux capacitors are either destroyed or owned by someone who's not interested in selling them, it might be impossible to get an upgrade.