Two Days

[shine_on_armor]

 Two days?!

How could time have gone by so quickly?! We still no almost nothing about my character! What's Cadence's secret?! Who were the old bridlemaids?!

WHY DOES SPIKE HAVE TOYS OF CADENCE AND ME?!

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[no_vampires_plz]

Welcome to the club, big brother. There's toys of everypony. My mun has one of me on top of her monitor right now.

[shine_on_armor]

I KNOW, BUT THIS IS IN-UNIVERSE!

Why does Spike have toys of us?! Where did he get them?!

And why are you suspicious of Cadence?!

[no_vampires_plz]

It's a royal wedding, you think there won't be opportunists pushing merchandise?

I'm not sure about the other thing, though. My mun's still bucking for the "Pony Mafia" angle, but me, I'm thinking it's something more sinister than that...

[shine_on_armor]

... I just want to live happily ever after with Cadence...

I don't want anything bad to happen...

[Oh, jeez. He looks seriously depressed.]

[no_vampires_plz]

[Oops. Damage control time!]

C'mon, Shining. I'm sure that whatever it is, it'll get fixed by the end of the second episode and you'll be able to go off to your happy honeymoon.

[shine_on_armor]

I hope so...

Otherwise all of those pictures lied to us...

[He still doesn't look too upbeat.]

[mommy_twi]

Please Twilight, no theories about all the things that could go wrong, it's bad enough with my own mun.

[ahappydream]

Saa, well, I guess this way you can be all mysterious-like until your big entrance, right?

[shine_on_armor]

I... guess. I'm not all that mysterious, though.

[ahappydream]

It's for the ratings, probably. Writerly suspense or something.

[shine_on_armor]

Man, I'm glad we don't have TV in Equestria...

[mommy_twi]

Honey, calm down. Everything will be fine.

You're starting to sound like my mun.

[shine_on_armor]

I'm sorry...

It's mostly my mun's worries... He wants this to go well almost as much as I do...

[mommy_twi]

Everypony's just excited, not that I can blame them.

Just keep a positive head about this, I'm sure things will go a-okay.

[...Evil clones.]

[shine_on_armor]

Yeah.

Yeah, I'm sure you're write. They wouldn't make a board-book for little kids if it had an unhappy ending.

[mommy_twi]

That's my boy.

Now do you have everything prepared?

[shine_on_armor]

I think so. Aquilinus and some of the castle guards threw me my bachelor party today. We just went to Pony Joe's, but Aqui seemed pretty disappointed that I didn't want any, er, 'entertainers' there.

[mommy_twi]

Oh...my...

Well I'm glad your sticking to your principals anyway, Cadance is very is lucky mare to have a stallion like you.

[shine_on_armor]

I'm the lucky one, mom.

[mommy_twi]

You both are.

And I couldn't be prouder.

[shine_on_armor]

Really?

What if Twilight found her special somepony during the wedding? The pride would be doubled!

[mommy_twi]

Believe me, as much as I would love for that to happen...[sigh]

Your sister and I already had this conversation.

[shine_on_armor]

You asked her about 'stallions'. I asked her about mares and she got pretty flustered!

... Also, what's up with your eyes in that picture?

[mommy_twi]

[Shrugs]

Your sister always had varied tastes, it's best not to leave any stone unturned so to speak.

I don't know what you're talking about.

[shine_on_armor]

Meh, nevermind.

Still, I wouldn't worry about Twilight. I mean, she just started making friends. If worst comes to worst we can hook her up with Pony Joe.

[mommy_twi]

[Chuckle]

True. However when I last visited his shop, he talked about a mare saying he'd look good in a Tuxedo.

[shine_on_armor]

Well, to be fair, he would. If he combed, too. And washed his face.

And didn't smell like donut frosting.

[mommy_twi]

I've been telling him that for years, of course he wouldn't listen to me though.

[shine_on_armor]

That's because you're not as cute as Twi.

[mommy_twi]

A few things. Firstly; I may not be the filly I used to be, but I've been taking care of myself well enough to look like a filly half my age.

Secondly; You do realize I'm still your mother right?

[shine_on_armor]

How could I forget? If you weren't my mom it would be creepy that you have so many baby pictures of me.

[mommy_twi]

[Laughs]

Oh you.

Speaking of baby pictures, it seems like just yesterday you were that hyper little colt running around with a fake wooden sword.

I still remember that time you accidentally broke my favorite vase.

[shine_on_armor]

Er... Yeah...

[Not going to mention that Dad gave him twenty bits to break it because he thought it was 'tacky'.]

Hey, remember when I helped Twilight make that gigantic book-fort? That thing was great.

But then she took a book out from the bottom and it fell on us.

[mommy_twi]

How could I forget, it took hours for me clean up. [It was a lot of books]

Then there was that time you picked a fight with a teenaged griffon.

[shine_on_armor]

I had to! He said that the Zebra Caesar could beat Captain Aquilinus in a fight!