No, it's not really Freddie Mercury

[space_freddie_mercury]

Understand, human. I am not one of those other pitiful Earthers that inhabit that feeble monkey brain of yours. I will not BEG for you to put me into one of those damnable, bizarre foreign lands, anymore than I would beg of any enemy.

No. This is not a request, this is an ORDER. You will make for me a proper application. Not that scrawled bit of text that you consider a "good try". A real application. One that perfectly captures my true essence and is befitting of a Grand Regent of the Viltrumite Empire.

If you cannot accomplish such a simplistic task, then I will deign to do such a lowly task myself. And I will do it after I personally butcher every last muse I'm forced to co-exist with inside of your head. Then you can't make the excuse that you're distracted.

DO I MAKE MYSELF QUITE CLEAR?

Then hurry and be done with it, lest I make good on my promise. I take my leave of you!

Comments

[im_invincible]

Can't leave the slaughter for five minutes, can you?

[space_freddie_mercury]

...You. You're on your feet, again, I see.

[im_invincible]

...Again?

[space_freddie_mercury]

...When did we last meet?

From a comics crossover game.

[arach_nerd]

Grand Regent of, like, 50 dudes. Not really an accomplishment buddy.

Oh ho? There's more than Capeandcowl?

[space_freddie_mercury]

How do you know? I don't recall you on the list of Earth's heroes.

We're just sort of getting started

[fromtheflames]

Um, Mr. Spider-Man, where does this guy fall on the Evil Scale? The Creed being '10' and humanity being like a 4.

[space_freddie_mercury]

You actually bother to rank your enemies based on moral judgment?

Re: We're just sort of getting started

[arach_nerd]

This guy goes up to 11.

Re: Oh ho? There's more than Capeandcowl?

[arach_nerd]

Alternate universe shenanigans. I'm apparently gonna be Invincible's sorta-mentor. Paying the whole fact that Superman did the same for me forward.

[Yeah, merged_worlds. Basically, the backstory is that a bunch of comic-book universes merged together during the Crisis on Infinite Earths. So far we have DC, Marvel, Hellboy, Image, TMNT, Powers, the Shadow, and Atomic Robo. (We have Kryptonians being an offshoot of Viltrumites)]

[space_freddie_mercury]

I am vaguely familiar with the concept of alternate realities.

[djmankiewicz]

[ He spaced out throughout the entire thing. Except the one loud part. He heard that loud and clear. ]

Yes sir! ORDER MARCH!

[space_freddie_mercury]

...What manner of creature is this, then?

[djmankiewicz]

Bwahahaha, what manner of creature is this, WHAT MANNER OF CREATURE IS THIS~

I'm the Homestarrunner, sir, yes sir, Mr. Mustache sir.

[space_freddie_mercury]

I have no time for your idiocy.

[odic_force]

Humans these days are such a disappointment. Amazing the entire global economy hasn't collapsed already.

[space_freddie_mercury]

Far from the only disappointment.

[odic_force]

It's all the fault of that damned mechanical house-pet of Tesla's! If my work had been completed, true immortality would have been available to the masses.

[space_freddie_mercury]

Homo sapiens are insipid and care about pointless, trivial things. Immortality doesn't cure weakness and stupidity.

[cosmic_storm]

Chill, dude.
You can't do much to your mun or the others up there with you so why get all stressed out?

[space_freddie_mercury]

You would do best not to tell me what it is that I can and cannot do.

[cosmic_storm]

[He laughs.]

Just some advice, man. And it's more a fact than trying to tell you you're not allowed or somethin'.

From the same game as above!

[geek_greek]

Holy moley. Sir, you do sound really mean, like the way Adam speaks when he's trying to be authoritative.

I don't care if you were the Grand High Magi of Space Avalon, you will not be disrespectful of the planet I help guard.

[space_freddie_mercury]

It is not the planet Earth that I disrespect, but only the more foolish, bull-headed inhabitants of it. I'm prepared to live in peace with humanity until such time as I see fit to make Earth part of the Viltrumite Empire.

[geek_greek]

I'm sorry, but I have a problem with the way you disrespect those who live there. I may have a lot of magic backing me up, but in the end I'm human as well. And you aren't adding Earth to any empire. Far as I see it, you're just a bully with a mustache.