SUPER ONE PIECE SPOILERS FOR CHAPTERS 663 & 664!!

[whatsashirt]

[This is Smoker from One Piece, but don't look if you're avoiding spoilers. Otherwise, you know what's coming ;)]



This is completely unacceptable Mun. There is no need for this account, the name, the icons nor the keywords. Do not even think of doing this in any comm, I forbid it. I don't care what you think Law might be willing to help with, why would I want his help?

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It's not funny. Stop laughing. Che. I give up. Just get back to your other games. At least there I'm in the correct body and still have my heart. Great, never thought I'd be looking forward to that before.

Comments

[buttonupplz]

S-SIR.

[buttonupplz]

BUTTON UP!!!

1/2

[whatsashirt]

[Just gives her a look. He's not going to demand she unzip after all.]

[whatsashirt]

We have more important things to focus on right now.

[buttonupplz]

F-flashing my b-breasts counts as sexual harassment.

[whatsashirt]

Take it up with Law.

[buttonupplz]

Sir. Please button up.

[whatsashirt]

[So. Very. Annoyed.]

Focus damn it! Stop getting confused by appearances!

1/???? oh god you did it smoker

[buttonupplz]

[buttonupplz]

1/2

[redjacketthief]

no--wait. 2/3

[redjacketthief]

3/3

[redjacketthief]

[DYING]

[whatsashirt]

[See this face? Do you really want to fuck with this face Lupin?]

[redjacketthief]

[No, but he suddenly wants to fuck with that body.]

Looking hot there, Captain. Can we expect to see this in wingland anytime soon?

[whatsashirt]

[No. Bad Lupin.]

Not if I have any say. My mun only wants to if my second in command is around anyway. And she says Law won't be updated for sometime yet, so I think I'm safe.

[redjacketthief]

More's the pity. You know, my Princess has considered trying to bring in your Second for your Director, but is worried that I'm too loud. She's probably right.

Man~ I wish Law would do this sometime. I always wanted to know what it's like being in the body of a woman. If he switches Fujiko and I we'd have no problem either--we can impersonate each other pretty well.

[whatsashirt]

Your girlfriend begs to differ on that, loudly. Apparently something about guys being gross and peeing while standing up is weird. Fuck if I know. Or care.

And my mun appreciates the thought, but she thinks you might want to meet Tashigi personally. Though I'd be just as glad you wouldn't be able to corrupt her.

I REALIZE THAT I'M LATE but if you're still willing to tag...

[frostythesnowpheasant]

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Smoker.

Please tell me you didn't defect to Ivankovs side.

OMG YES *u*

[whatsashirt]

Does this look like a female version of me?

[On second thought don't answer that. But his hair is dark now! He's pretty sure if he was just turned into a woman it'd still be green-grey.]

No, a shicibukai did this.

[frostythesnowpheasant]

[WELP he's just going to breathe a small, aaaalmost imperceptible sigh of relief at that.]

Anyone I've met, or one of the new recruits?

[whatsashirt]

Newer.

Get this, he even tried to claim Punk Hazard as a vacation home. [Smoker's face says it all. Man he hates shichubukai.]

[frostythesnowpheasant]

[Kuzan is a lazy, lazy man. So lazy that he usually doesn't even have the energy to pull facial expressions unless shit is REALLY getting serious.

But that? THAT get's the "raised eyemask" treatment.]

... Either they captured and reinstated Ceasar Clown as a Shichibukai, or the new generation is far hardier than I gave it credit for.

[Yeah, the Ceasar-comment? That's meant to be a joke, what with the "good" doctors gaseous body being the only thing capable of withstanding the poisonous wasteland that is now a poisonous polar/volcano island. I mean who ELSE could survive on a place like that, right?]

[whatsashirt]

[Folds his arms, thinking it all through.]

Between Law and the Ceasar I'm not sure which of them is pulling the reigns.

[Glaaaances at... as discreetly as Smoker can, which isn't saying a lot. Even in another body, his mood and thoughts tend to be written all over his face... well Tashigi's face. In any case, he's not sure if Aokiji knows about the fight with Sakazuki that turned the island into even more of a wasteland.] If either of them are.

[frostythesnowpheasant]

[Oh, NOW he's really paying attention.]

Law as in Trafalgar Law? They hired a someone from the Worst Generation?

[Does that answer your query, Smoker? Anyway, Kuzan is just... gonna sigh and park his noodly ass on the ground now.]

Maaah... I haven't even been gone for two full years...