dear_mun | Apr. 20th, 2012

Apr. 20th, 2012

Oh, my. What a surprise. Anxious, are we?

Tell me, mun, what exactly does it say about you that you find me easier to play than the martian?

I'll give you a hint. Nothing good.

esotericism

This is unnecessary. I think we're both aware that your only excuse is a desire to see who I was before I chose to leave heaven.

.. I love my brothers, but they're worse than vultures. Given my duties, given what I know, I did leave for a reason.

polyturtle

...

No. I'm not going to smile and laugh and say that's awesome. Especially with what you have planned for me! I can't believe you would even think about doing something like that.

What the shell is wrong with you?

amaterasuomikami

Mundane, I don't wish to be harsh with you, but it feels as though we've grown distant as of late... sometimes I wonder if we'll be together for much longer. I understand the need to preserve one's pride, but we both know there comes a time when you must walk away from a struggle you can't win... not to say you can't win it, of course, but if it comes to that...

Perhaps you'll find inspiration when the Fourth Wall Event happens?

... There, are you happy now?

ironxsavior

So you're finally doing this. After months, MONTHS of planning, you're actually going through this this plot of yours.

...you know, I WAS trying to hold out hope that you'd realize this is entirely fucked up and pull out. Especially as things were starting to make ME look more and more like an idiot. I mean honestly, I could come to about a million other conclusions about everything else going on, I didn't need to go into flat-out DENIAL just because YOU wanted to get me roped into a kidnapping plot.

...[and she realizes she just punned unintentionally.] Rrgh.

Just. I just really fucking hate you right now.

glassesflash

I must say, I'm slightly impressed. A fully completed application, and before the apps even open? My, you must be excited to try my hand once more.

The place is, at least, livable. I'm not pleased about this whole living with strangers thing, but I'm sure I can strike a deal with the reasonable people I'm placed with. [Glassesflash™] And with Haruhi dearest coming along, I dare say, this might be a commendable set up you've scored here.

I'm eagerly waiting your acceptance.

[A pause.]

Oh. And one more thing, Miss Mun. [He gives a very chilling smile.]

Don't fail me. You will not like the consequences.

bedwyr

Mundane,

While I am glad that you decided to 'dust me off' and play me again, I do not approve of what you are planning to do with me.

I will never fight for another lord, especially if I have to face my only king.

Desist,or I shall make you.

sartorial

Really, this again? What, ol' Blue Eyes isn't doing it for you anymore? Can't say I blame you, really, but I'm a busy guy so let's take this one in list form to save us both a lot of time and dancing around the inevitable conclusion here.

1. No.

2. No way in hell.

3. You wear pajama bottoms as pants. It's cogent, bear with me-- just another indicator you should wrap up this little 'Harvey Goes to Space!' fantasy now, because you wear pajama bottoms as pants. We're clearly incompatible on some very important levels.

4. Nope, still not happening.

and finally, and possibly the most important:

5. You mention the words 'fanboy' and 'Kirk' to me one more time and I'm pulling out tactics Donna usually trucks in. It's called healthy admiration, not geeking out. The rookie geeks out. You geek out. I admire the leadership skills and ratio of alien babes bagged to unbagged, like an adult would.

...Shut up.

wonderchick

Sweet, Merciful Minerva! [ She's in shock. ] I don't think we'll ever find Paul McCartney in this place. [ Dejectedly. ] Not anytime soon.

[ As much as she wanted to meet her favorite Beatle, she can't be mad at her mun for getting her hopes up, she seems pretty upset herself. Besides, not all hope is lost. ] Don't be sad, Mun. Maybe we can find Kid Flash. Then he could search the entire place in only a few seconds! [ If she could get him to do it. ] Robin could probably help us too! After all, he was trained by the world's greatest detective.

mankindly

I guess little!me wasn't enough, huh? That's okay, though. Bein' this age isn't bad or anything. Kinda' weird, I guess, since Brian an' Wensleydale keep trying to get Pepper's attention, but I s'pose we had to grow up sometime.

If you're really thinkin' about it, though, it's still gotta' be an int'restin' place. An'.. nowhere that's gonna' be hard for me to be human in. I like bein' human, remember? An' it'd be a bad day for everyone but my Horsemen if I got it in my head to be that other part of me.

hisdarkmark

Who the bloody hell do you think you're calling old?

I'll have you know that being nearly twenty is not, in fact, old, and isn't even my fault. If you hadn't insisted on torturing me in the same place for nearly three years, we wouldn't be in this position. Honestly, a nineteen year old sixth year. Preposterous.

Besides, did you ever bother to think how horrible this would end? If any of them were to come back--[He cuts off suddenly, as though something wonderful has occurred to him.] ...if any of them were to come back, I'd be the one with seniority this time. I would be the one laying out all of the rules and I could have total control. Everything would be in my favor, as it should.

[He sounds more pleased now that he's seeing it that way.] Right. You're excused for today, if only because this is a brilliant plan. I'd almost consider it perfect if you weren't actually involved.

Oh, and before you even think about it, no, I will not start wearing house slippers just because Hisoka and Tsuzuki want me to. Come off it.

terezi_pyrope

( >:/ )

chosen_kindness

Dear Mun,

I have a feeling this is a spur of the moment decision. I know that you've missed having me somewhere and you've been feeling nostalgic lately, but in that city, there were people I knew. Here, I would know no one.

Please, at least take a while to consider this before you act rashly. It's not the end of the world if you don't make this application cycle, there's always the next one.

practicality

...why are you so into the idea that I should be involved in a mugging?

thawing

Any productivity you thought you had for that application you've been poking at could be used for about a hundred different things. I can think of at least ten that you could do without even standing up if you're not in the mood to move. I understand being lazy but you're just avoiding it now.

Things don't go away unless you finish them. Remember that because it's the only advice I'm ever going to give you.

And I'm fine with not going anywhere. Really. Sweden might be a shithole but at least I know where to get pizza and cigarettes.

dusht

I don't have time for this sort of nonsense — what did you call yourself? Mundane. How fitting for a man-cub. Now, as much as I understand why you're so fond of me, would you mind explaining what you're playing at?

You really are trying my patience.

warchangedme

Listen. There is a lot to interpret about me. That's how it goes. You aren't going to always agree about how much of an airhead I actually am. How much of me is fat and how much is muscle, what the wars have been about or how I really feel about Russia.

You need to make peace with that kiddo. Tearing yourself up with depression because you think your doing it wrong, or getting mad when someone decides to place me as barely smarter than a hamburger doesn't help anyone.

Long story short, take a chill pill and learn to love the bomb...or something.

beyondimagining

Of course I've no objection to following after Bran. We are on a quest, after all. It wouldn't be right at all to leave him alone in this. My place is by his side.

But I will be powerless there, almost. I do not know how much use I will be in that place. It is true that an Old One can never become anything greater or less than what they are. Only be limited for a time. I know that my duties will remain the same. But I do not know how I will complete them in a world where I would be able to use one gift, only.

I wish I could speak to Merriman about this.

gorgonfondness

You mean it's this Monday?

This coming Monday?

When did that happen? How could I forget until now? What am I going to do? That ridiculous peacock I'm married to always does something or gets me something so lovely and extravagant that whatever I do pales in comparison.

[It's not a competition. But all the same, Mia frets about wondering what to get Draco for their anniversary.]

bootsweremadeforcasting

Mundane,

The frivolity in which you treat your companions and activity in games normally wouldn't have any affect on me, seeing as it's not my business what you do with your otherwise "normal" outside life. It becomes an issue, however, when I've done nothing in a few weeks. Now, again, this wouldn't bother me if it weren't for the fact that you've been complaining to yourself on a regular basis (and, consequently, at me in an environment where I'm forced to listen) about your lack of activity- worrying whether or not you're going to pass in the games.

You're pushing yourself a decent amount and with your recent health (and social) complications, it would be wise to lessen the stress in one form or another. After all, four games is hardly fair to me. Stretching an old man so thin can only lead to disaster, I assure you.

No matter what your solution, it should come soon before you drive one or both of us insane.

Sincerely,

Jade Curtiss

Commander 3rd Division, Malkuth Imperial Forces

littlemissbrilliant

What am I doing here? Last thing I remember, I was being deleted from the ship's database. After all that, why would you want to drag me out? To 'play' with, as you put it?

Put me back. After everything I did, I deserve to be lost in the solitude of Destiny's memory banks.

lovecoloredhyperbeam

Look, mun. I don't wanna give you the wrong idea, come off as onna them... ungrateful whiny brat muses, y'know?

But you got a lot on your plate right now, and I ain't about to let you put me ANYWHERE without doin' the PROPER research, first. I ain't like Reimu; you can't just lazy on through keepin' me around. Last time you tried, y'failed pretty hardcore, ze. That means you gotta canon review. That's gonna take time. More importantly, focus. Ya can't focus too well how you are, can ya? S'what I thought. Take yer time, games ain't goin' anywhere, ze.

...I gotta say, though, this username sucks. What happens if I ain't happy bein' a pokemon trainer, what then? Kinda pigeonholed yourself, haven't you? Ya really need to think things through better, mun.

Ah well. It could be worse; s'not like my Gensokyo's gettin' nuked, so at least I'm one of the luckier Marisas out there.

vanishingdreamer

I say, I say, miss mundane. You're acting a lot like those fake magicians with how curious you are about me. You're such an odd human, thinking about someone who barely exists~ [If anything, it seems to be providing a form of amusement. Kana's expression certainly radiates it.]

But have you brought me here for no reason? I won't stay if all you plan to do is shove me up in your head and forget about me~ You will make this worth my while, won't you? It wouldn't be fair if you didn't. [Sweet as she sounds, she's utterly serious. She won't end up like she did back home...

But oh? Her mundane appears to be speaking...] ...A game? Well, now you're talking my language! You provide me with a game to play, and I'll give you endless amusement. My will to be your puppet is rising; consider yourself lucky!

Now get to it, miss mun~ I'm not going to let you be lazy! ♥

checkoutthesedecks

Hey mun.

Check it.

Check it out.

Check it.

Okay, here it goes:

Ponies.

[Snickers uncontrollably.]

hawketalons

Look. Mun, or mundane, or whatever it is you're called here. Can't I just call you by your name? No? Fine then.

It isn't that I'm not flattered. On the contrary! But don't you think you have too much on your plate already?

You still persist...very well then. I'm sure I can think of something to do...

dimensionalscream

It's nice to see you again after so long Mun. You've been busy it looks like, new games and characters to look after. I really like the name you gave me for this new journal.

So you have an open community post here to let people play off each other a bit? Perhaps you should appeal to so Pokemon Trainer characters to join. I kind of wish I could go, it would be nice to be in a game where I was at home.

Huh? Don't go looking for a home for me, Mun. I'm perfectly fine here so don't worry about me. We're still close after all that's most important.

starfishlovesyou

Fuuko couldn't be happier, it's as though all of Fuuko's dreams came true all within the space of a single day! It really happened and Fuuko wasn't just dozing off, there was a really festival all in the name of the starfish! Maybe it was like what Okazaki-san was going to take Fuuko to, only without a beach.

Really the only thing you could have done to make the festival even more wonderful was to have everyone start chanting 'starfish starfish' over and over again whilst Fuuko reveals to everyone who doesn't know that the carvings are in fact starfish too, but it was still a fun time without this highlight!

You got Fuuko's hopes up twice before though. Changing the date twice was really silly of you, so Fuuko hopes you remember in future to plan ahead extra far so no starfish end up getting excited only for the day to change.

Hopefully Nagisa-san and Kotomi-san won't mind all the starfish wind chimes around the house... Fuuko couldn't take just one or two, they were definitely a rare and unique item that would have been snatched up as soon as Fuuko looked away! Six was the perfect number to take!

cowardlyjustice

Gooood day lovely ladies of dear-mun, this is the ever so talented Brown speaking to something amazing, once in awhile event over Smash. Yes that's right, a fourth well event! Yours truly, along with several semi-competent people, will be there to welcome you all with open arms, tell your friends! Tell your brothers and sisters!

[Sighhhhh.....]

There, are we happy? Now can you do something about that solid concrete on my beautiful face in that log, mun? Please?

housecleans

Miss Mun, please!

You have to let me clean your workspace! It's a mess!

[...Can't that wait, dear? I'm kinda ~~lazy~~ busy here.]

No!

det_dejligt

Hej! Munny, stop being a pussy and just app me somewhere. Not that big a deal. You know you want to, and there's no point feeling guilty about fun, is there?

Also, the fact that Danish, Swedish and Norwegian are so similar is not really that funny. Get off it. It's starting to piss me off.

nipponianippon

WHY DO I GOTTA BE THE BUTTMONKEY FOR THIS?!

That is so unfair. You pretty much put me in a position where anyone can pick on me! This is an outrage! I hav rights, yanno!

Where's Kourin! I need to yell at him, too! Just because!

giantchiapet

Isn't about time you got moving with the plans you had laid out for me? I've been patient with you and let you go at your own pace, but it's been quite a while now since you last had the idea. I'm more than ready to do what you need me to do, now you must fulfill your part. Don't worry about the small things, or rather don't worry about them as they come to you. Write a few notes to yourself. I know that's why you're nervous.

The time has come for me to gain something of my past back. We must move quickly.

bullseye

Dear ~~Diary~~ Moron,

If I could, I would force you to watch Faces of Death on repeat until you stop laughing about how much I hate those stupid fucking movies. And then kill you. And Osborn too. This is all his fault. Fuck that guy. Then Daredevil, heh heh.

And another thing: stop wasting your time catching up on that bastard Daken's canon--don't think I don't see that shit, motherfucker. I don't know why the hell you're interested in that piece of shit and I don't care. You should be reading about me kicking ass and taking names.

AND LETTING ME KILL SOME PEOPLE IN THE CITY WOULD BE NICE, ASSHOLE!!!

No love, I hate you forever, can't wait to kill you, blah blah blah, etc,
Bullseye

rainbowchaser

A-aah, mun-san...

Barely anyone knows my canon, and you already know I'll be impossible to play in a game. You even had to think up a family name for me, I'm that minor. I don't think this is a good idea... it would be difficult to find even Tanyuu-san or Ginko-san, s-so maybe you should just let me go back to my village.

bestshot

I miss everyone.. but right now, I think it's important for me to be home. Simon needs me, and in a way I think I need him. He's.. he needs to be pushed. At least for now.

There isn't a reason for you to look into any games for me, mun.

grasshopperbot

You dare consider trying to put me somewhere where my twin cannot follow? That you would do it just to tease my brother's mun is utterly dishonourable, and I loathe my connection with you even more.

I really do not have much more to say to a lowlife such as yourself.

[Now don't mind the mun as she runs for the hills 8D]

punishingblossom

I know a month isn't the longest I have to wait before, but... do you really have to put it that way?

bestprofessional

I hope you're bloody happy with yourself. If anything happens to those three now that I'm not around to-

Oh, what's the use. Please yourself, like you always do. [scowling foreverrrrr. Someone is not pleased about this.]

shooting_stars

I sold him out, no I sold them out. Now I can save Jirou. What are you looking at mundane? You knew the way this was going to happen. Wait, you're happy? I just beat my, my, HOW CAN YOU BE HAPPY ABOUT THAT!

disillusions

My lady mundane, I really must insist you cease this dawdling. While I certainly appreciate your attention, your lack of prioritization is proving rather worrisome.

[ Schneizel nurses a hot cup of tea, features contemplative. ]

There's no need to concern yourself over my well-being, either. You'll find time for appropriate review in due course, and not a moment until then. I'm a patient enough man. I can wait.

[ A regal sigh, followed by a regal sip, befitting a true aristocrat. ]

Ah, to be young and exuberant again... truly, I envy you.

thehawks_eye

Pokemon? Seems one's never too old for such thing--

[See Riza.

See Riza looking throughly unamused.] ..You're joking on the 'canon point', right?

notordinary

Oh. Oh.

This is good. This is good.

It isn't enough for you, anymore, is it. You're getting bored. I could have told you - could have warned you. He's ordinary. He's on the side of the angels. He'll always be boring, and you'll always want more.

You know the City, now, you know her webs - her intrigues - you know every last thread you could pull and twist.

You and I... We could bring the whole house of cards down. We could really show them something interesting. We could make sure no one was bored. We--

SHUT. UP.

IDIOT. COWARD.

Say no to me, and I will destroy you. Not today, oh no.

But just wait.

I'll burn you hollow from the inside.

jazzingitup

C'mon, mundane. Aren't Ah yer favourite? Not that it ain't nice in yer head, but a mech needs just a wee bit more space ta roam about.

So how 'bout it, mundane? Gonna find me a new place?

redhairedknight

Well, the second day of the games certainly went well for our guild - looks like we'll be able to turn things around. It won't be easy - some of these guilds are more powerful than I expected - but I'm sure we'll win in the end. I wonder who I'll be fighting against, though. I thought it would be Mira, or Je... Mystogan, but that doesn't seem to be the case.

As for this... It's certainly interesting information. I figured Ichiya would be a lot stronger than that. Gazille probably won't like those charts, though. [Seeing as it pegs him as being weaker than Natsu, with the same intellect.] Not sure why you're so surprised to see Laxus ranked so high - he is an S-class mage, after all.

But enough about that - you need to get to work. You barely passed one activity check, and another one is coming up in the next couple of weeks. And if your laziness forces me to be taken out of Death City, away from Natsu and Lucy, then you will pay.

insympathy

( possible spoilers here & in comments )

alcoholic_conscience

...What will you do now?

Will I be sent somewhere, or will you forget about me...?

It doesn't really matter to me either way.

24thcenturymechanic

All right kid so you've decided to pick me up. I'm not complaining since you're putting me right where I belong. I understand that things will be getting tweaked around though so I've got some requests.

Make sure I get to meet my wife. You know how I feel about her.

Make sure I'm on the Enterprise for as long as I need to be and when the time comes for me to transfer to DS-9 make sure you're doing it for the right reasons and that things go well up until you and your friends start cackling.

You can't possibly be worse than anything I've dealt with before. I trust you to handle things right.

kodomotaiyou

[There's a hyper little wolf puppy who's yipping with excitement.

Mun finally wanted to play with him! He was so happy and could hardly wait!

firedoucher

Bet you think you're funny with that name, don't ya? What, did Heatwave help you come up with that one?!

In case you haven't noticed, I have a JOB to do, and I'd like to get back to it, you know? We all can't just sit around all day drinking smoothies and whatnot. And bringin me into that head of yours when you know someone with crankybot?

Thanks. As if my life could get any better.

yardbird

Really?

...I can't imagine that it's too late to talk you out of it, is there?

Look, I know where this is going, but you're just not getting it. I'm done -- I'm out. I don't have time for--

No, I don't see what's so funny about trying to make me "piss into a shotglass that's spinning on a record player and strapped to a running cheetah's back on fire". What the hell does that even mean?

dilf

You. Are. Embarrassing.

I get that some people really, really like a certain actor or singer or what have you. That's fine. It's really, really fine. God knows I loved Raquel Welch back in the day.

But for the love of God, this guy has been in a lot of things. A lot. So instead of getting three that you watch over and over and gush about, you should just move to a new one and, I don't know...not be such a fangirl about it all?

You weren't even like this when the Backstreet Boys were around. You're too old for this nonsense.

He's old enough to be your father.

[Whoops]

...oh, fuck you.

forbidden_firex

You.

For what purpose would this serve? What reasons could possibly be pulled out of it?

Don't you have anymore intelligent things to do than digging up people's past.

whatwouldi

Hey mun!

Been a while, huh? Sort of in a 'mermaid-mood' I guess? I figured. That's always when you come back around.

I just wanted to say I miss you! And maybe we should do something sometime soon. I miss playing with you!

omipotent_bastard

No, no. This just won't do!

If you're going to invite me in, first, you need to understand how things work. You're not writing me. I'm writing you. And if you're going to invite me in before this game of yours starts, I'm going to need to take you for a test spin somewhere.

Yes, like this place. Perfect.

reactivates

Mun?

You have a pretty hard time making decisions, don't you? Guess I don't really blame you, it is sort of a big one. But you haven't been a part of a game in years now, and we both know you're way more comfortable in memes and dressing rooms. And really, I don't mind. I'm cool with whatever. It's your choice.

But... You do have to remember: life only lasts so long, and if you keep backing down on things that might be fun because you're scared... You're never going to be happy that way, mun. Trust me. Taking chances, generally, are worth it. And this is coming from the girl with really sucky karma.

Besides, I'm kind of awesome, and you've already had people asking for you to put me in a game. In the end, yeah, it's your choice. But if you want my opinion? I say it's high time you get out of your comfort zone a little.

~ Claudia.

beasimpleman

Well, I guess I could've done worse as far as names go; Lynyrd Skynyrd's alright by me. Totally would've been way better if you'd picked something more Led Zeppelin or Metallica.

And no, In My Time of Dying wouldn't've been ironically funny, shut up.

ifbymyhands

So... you think this is my sister.

...It's kind of accurate, but you still don't have to put it that way.

king_of_the_seven_seas

Ha ha ha! Well, that was pretty quick, wasn't it? A few pages of me and you had to bring me here? That must be some sort of record, for sure. Am I really that charismatic, that even a mun is affected? Well, the great Sinbad didn't get his reputation for nothing.

I'll tell you what. I'll accept you as my servant, how does that sound? Your first act as servant is...write me up an application! Doesn't have to be anything fancy, don't overwork yourself. Just a nice base to work with. Can't build a palace without a foundation, right?

Oh! If you do send me out, pick place with looooots of girls and little responsibility, alright? A vacation someplace tropical would be really courteous of you.

bitetodeath

I don't like that you make me go soft on Cain Knightlord. It's annoying, and I'll bite you to death for it. I'll bite him to death, too.

[ I don't care, Kyoya. And don't do that, he's one of very few friends that you have in town. ]

We are not friends, and I don't take orders from you.

demi_mort

You know who you should pay attention to more? Me.

It's alright if you don't. I'm used to sitting there all alone. With no one to talk to. For long, long periods of time.

...I just miss my brothers, okay?

apeopleperson

Don't you dare lie to me about something so foolish.

You know its not true and you know I can tell its not true. Its an impossibility. After what happened, there is no way what you're saying is true.

So don't. Say it again.

andsuddenlydynamite

Y'know mun, maybe you're not as bad as I thought! This plot is pretty cool! Indiana Jones is a pretty badass theme for a plot! I bed I'm going to kick ass!

[Oh no, sorry deary. You and your underage manliness are getting hit with the nerf bat and shoved into the mines to go find a magical rock. Have fun with that.]

WHAT?! You gotta be shitting me! You actually come up with a good idea and I'm just going to get stuck doing manual labor?!

[Oh hush, I could have volunteered you to be the human sacrifice, you would just make a crappy damsel in distress.]

... Tch! Still better than looking for some stupid rock in a mine full of a stupid rocks.

givesoogies

Aarrggh, mun! Oogies wasn't funny when Sokka went around saying it every five seconds and it's even less funny as a username! Is this the only name you could think of for me? [Sighs and shakes her head.] Please finish rewatching the series, I'm sure you'll think of something better.

diedasage

You'll find that getting rid of me is harder than getting a Gerudo not to steal. I'm here to stay, regardless of how you've tried to hush me. I like that place, anyway. It beats being dead. It's a nice vacation, too. I'm sure they're fine without me.

idealsister

[Are your characters out at midnight? Throwing away the trash, maybe? There's a girl in a dirty lolita dress with a stuffed animal sitting by the pile of trash. She's quiet and holding a ripped parasol.

Will you approach? Will you walk away without checking to see if she's alright?]

datplushbooty

[Don't mind the pile of odd, puppet things ~~with lovely, plush rumps~~ in the hallway. They won't bite ~~much~~. And there might be one that looks like a certain nubby troll.]

Current Mood: hyper

prince_of_the_moon

I will not stay in the temple for long. If it is a new world - though it seems unchanged to me - I have much to discover. (A thin, callous smile curves his lips.) Shall we start with the mountain and work our way to the villages? I will move much faster now that I am not hampered by a companion.

And, no, I do not miss the human girl. She will undoubtedly gravitate towards her own kind. It is not my responsibility to look after her. (Though he looks far less amused when he speaks of Rin.) As for Jaken... (He purses his lips.) A regrettable loss.

leaf_guard

.....Oh, please. You knew this day would come, mundane.

herfaithfulstudent

...you let Pinkie Pie talk you into this? Pinkie? Really?

I mean...not that Pinkie Pie doesn't come up with some wonderful ideas! But, but you must agree, interdimensional travel is something that should be handled by someone...a little more professional. Like, say, Princess Celestia! Who isn't even in this bizarre village I'm going to be getting dropped off in! Hardly anypony is!

Instead, it's, it's filled with...monkeys! Big giant monkeys! I don't even like monkeys that much! And Spike won't be there, so I won't even be able to ask Princess Celestia what's going on, or how to get everypony home! And I doubt that these...monkeys who run the place will just leave a manual for how to get home just laying around the library!

Not that I'm not going to check, of course.

And, and as much as I enjoy conducting experiments...I don't think it's right for them to conduct them on me! O-Or us! That's just not right! You're supposed to get someone's permission before you experiment on them! I mean, at the least, it ensures accurate results! If I'm going to be held prisoner by scientists...can't they at least be good scientists?

[Perhaps aware that she's starting to talk a bit crazy, Twilight takes a deep breath and blows it out, ruffling her bangs in the process. After a second's silence, she tentatively addresses another matter that's been on her mind.]

Also...do you see this horn? I should hope so! Because I am a unicorn pony, not a Pegasus pony! Giving me wings is just...only important ponies like Princess Celestia have both. If you made me like her...I love and admire her, yes, but...i-it would set me too far apart from the others. Please reconsider. It's not like I'm coordinated enough to fly anyway.

treefetish

Take it easy, mun! I just left an oppressive, artificial town that traps you inside. Why would I want to go right over to a new one?

... Even if this one has lots of trees. [and death but trees seem like a fair trade imho]

tokyo_vampire

Ah..you really did it. Are you sure about this?

I understand your passion, but this might be a little much. I can already sense your uneasiness.

Please consider your options before doing anything too rash. I do wish to see my brother, but please don't do anything you might regret. I'll be fine.

I do not wish to seem ungrateful..I do appreciate the chance to live. So thank you for choosing me for such a chance.

visionofwords

But I don't want to go to a new game. I like being in my other game! I don't want to be in two!

No one I know is there, I don't want to start all over again. Why do I have to go to a new one?

... Well. I'm not going. You can't make me.

[That's what you think, kiddo]

nolimitation

( Spoilers for 4x19 )

shenevermisses

You're prying, and you want to drag me to a place that's going to give me wings.

I don't like you.

...Let sleeping dogs lie.

mistweaver

You keep saying this, mundane. I do not think you have it in you.

Do you not have to complete one of those "applications", first?

Ah, I see. You should finish that, first. Then we shall talk. That is the sensible thing to do, is it not?

abandonedcroc

We have done this before Mundane, several times. I admire your determination, but perhaps there is a point when one must admit defeat. Besides, I do not care much for how you have treated me in the past, entering a game has never been a good experience for me. My only fear is that I will end up hurting those I care for, and I know full well that this is inevitable.

But I do not hold that against you, nor will I ever. If you wish to venture forth with me, than I shall go without complaint. But Mundane... if you wish to harm me, than that is one thing, but do not have me inflict harm on others, because I do not know if I can take it.

I beg you Mundane...

skytraveler

Four kids in two days. Four kids and one wife. I don't know how you expect me to make it through the weekend without wanting to kill myself-and no, that is not an invitation. Why not have Narvi and Vali show up just to make this even better. I'll have even more reminders of how much of an abysmal parent I am.

[SIIIIIGH.]

And yes, I know I'm tempting the fates now. And yes, I know it could be worse. [He could have to deal with wife and mistress.] I simply don't care. Besides, it seems that my whole life is just a string of 'let's tempt the fates'-why make today any different?

Yours, L.

PS: find One-Eye while you're at it. I think I'm overdue an interaction that doesn't leave me feeling guilty and horrible.

persical

Don't worry so much. I did enjoy myself while it lasted--I got to meet so many wonderful people. And now I'll be going home again, so there's no need to be sad.

pklove

6 years...? Wow, it's amazing people are celebrating it.

I really don't know what to say.

metalbends

Look, I don't know why you think I should be happy about this. Those numbskulls kind of need me to teach them Earthbending, you know! I didn't start up my own Earthbending school so you could go throwing me back into Bird People Land.

[...Bird People Land. Wow, she's getting as bad as Sokka.]

Besides, it's totally gonna suck when I get there, and you know it. Suck sucky suck! More than usual! So you might as well just give up now. It isn't gonna be pretty, and I just might not feel like cooperating. I'll just sit right up here and not move from this spot. You can't make me go back. Like you can boss around the great Toph Bei Fong!

[...]

And I do not miss my sissies. So stop acting like that will convince me I need to go back. This conversation is so over.

I think we have issues.

Apr. 20th, 2012

Apr. 20th, 2012

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