Reserved

[lookatmyguns]

So you went ahead and reserved me eh? Not only that, but you've convinced Bumblebee, Lennox, and Optimus Prime to reserve as well. Don't you think we have enough to do without this stupidity?

[He gets to occasionally blow stuff up though, right? Right?]

You haven't even started the application yet. What, are you going to wait until a week before it has to be in to start... you are aren't you?

[Better hurry your ass up Mun, because there's no way that he's going to let Lennox go off to some place without backup. Especially since the poor human seems to be sick and suffering delusions.]

All this feels completely pointless.

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[namesnotprowl]

My. Three Autobots and their pet show up and immediately are out from under my plating.

Sounds like Christmas came early this year~

threadjack because i couldn't resist

[nonononono]

I thought I was the pet!

oh hey there :3

[namesnotprowl]

Bumblebee's, yes. Ironhide got his very own.

[That likes to shoot Barricade so he automatically hates the guy 88D]

Don't worry, though. You're still my favorite monkey.

howdy howdy howdy

[nonononono]

Oh gosh, I don't know how I could have gone on living without the flattery of being your favorite monkey. Really, just...right into my heart, man, [he makes a choking gesture, hitting his chest lightly] the warm fuzzies and everything!

long time no threaten, eh?

[namesnotprowl]

Oh, I know. [He wags one chromed claw lightly at Sam.] You're the luckiest one, you know, since you're my favorite. No body else gets to pick if they go first or last on my list, after all.

It's a very special privilege that you've earned.

Far too long! How've you been?

[nonononono]

[After dealing with Knockout's surgical finger equivalents, it's not as bad as it could be, the evil cop car shaking his giant, shiny talon. There's no scalpel about to pop out of there, after all.]

Yeah? Do I get a special badge or something to go along with it?

Pretty good, pretty good! How about you?

[namesnotprowl]

[Nope. There are huge tire flails instead, though. Not that he's going to deploy them right now; no Bumblebee means that hunting and harming Sam would (currently) be useless to him.]

Well, scrap. I knew I was forgetting something. F'r now you'll just have to stick with the knowledge that you alone partially control your fate, dearest.

[lookatmyguns]

Oh really? Well I haven't given you your present yet, Decepticon.

[Lots of guns, Ironhide has them.]

[namesnotprowl]

Ironhide, darling. You've been watching too many action movies, haven't you?

[Bro he is the least intimidated.]

[lookatmyguns]

[Bitch, he IS an action movie.]

Why? Because shooting you to pieces would be extremely satisfying?

[But he has guns D8 lots of em]

[namesnotprowl]

Of course not. Just... [He pauses for a few moments in thought.] -well, though I suppose you always were an action cliche.

[But Ironhide isn't Soundwave; Barricade has gotten more afraid of that mech than of even dying.]

[lookatmyguns]

[Hey man, if he's an action cliche, than he's the BEST action cliche.]

That's real nice.

Y'know what? Let's play a game. Our usual game if you will.

[Firing up those guns. Just give him some time with you, and he'll make you afraid of him.]

[namesnotprowl]

Our usual, huh? Mm, but you don't even have a freeway to run me off this time, darlin'~

[Barricade flairs his plating out for a moment before flattening it back down and dropping into a combat stance. Fear from him takes time to earn.]

[nonononono]

Maybe you should rev your cannons a bit, put the fear of God in her.

[lookatmyguns]

[To hell with God.]

If that's all it took, than she wouldn't have considered this in the first place.

[Sup Sam.]

[nonononono]

Have you given your best Clint Eastwood impressions yet? Because you really haven't exhausted all options til you've gone there.

[Sup Ironhide.]

[lookatmyguns]

[Don't tempt him man.]

She doesn't even know who that is, so I doubt it would have that much effect on her.

[nonononono]

[WHAT IS THIS BLASPHEMY]

How can you not? The Man With No Name! Get off my lawn! He's a legend!

[lookatmyguns]

[The mun has never felt shame as deep as this 8(]

Not familiar to her at all.

[sweet_riiiiims]

Seems your mundane is bringing Cybertonians everywhere.

[lookatmyguns]

She's prone to doing that isn't she?

I think she should slow down a little.

[sweet_riiiiims]

By all means, enable to her heart's content.

[bringtherain]

Hey man, I got reserved too. Apparently I'm more popular than I thought. Someone even knew who I was.

[That's a pretty big accomplishment for him.]

My mun's gonna actually try to get that app started tomorrow. Maybe yours can too.

[lookatmyguns]

Just don't let it get to your head Lennox.

[He's happy for you bro.]

Might be a bit of a tall order, considering the depth of my mun's laziness.

[bringtherain]

Yeah well, tough. Can't have my car's app lookin' too shabby, if you get what I mean.