shia labeouf is one strange cat

[nonononono]

I don't think I could ever be a comic book artist. Just because that...guy does some messed up stuff doesn't mean you have to associate it with me every time he does something bizarro.

Seriously, just...stop sending it around everywhere. It's, what do they call it? Embarrassing for everyone involved and...not involved. It's just sad.

You gonna stop, then? Stop sending it out?

Of course you're not. Thanks for nothing.

Comments

[sweet_riiiiims]

Nice to see Arcee get a cameo in this...

It's definitely not art.

[nonononono]

[Oh sweet Jesus, look who it is]

No, no, it's not art.

Or Arcee.

[sweet_riiiiims]

[Miss him? You know you do.]

Well of course not. She's been in bigger wrecks, but this is too big.

I barely understand fleshie anatomy and I can tell something's wrong with those heads.

[nonononono]

[HAHA

no]

Everything is wrong with those heads. Actually, everything is pretty much wrong with...everything. My dog could do that if he had thumbs, I bet.

[sweet_riiiiims]

Didn't know you skinjobs could get yourselves wrong. Really, it's an achievement in failure.

[nonononono]

What, like you've never messed up on a Decepticon tattoo before, Doctor? Because I'm pretty sure you have.

[Sam
what are you doing what]

[sweet_riiiiims]

[Hey dude he's running a tattoo booth right now.]

You're saying you'd like another trial run?

[nonononono]

[Where the Primes at? Knockout's Tattoo Parlor, eh?]

Keep dreaming, buddy. It's never going to happen.

[Sam also is forgetting his mun, clearly.]

[sweet_riiiiims]

[Hell yes, he's setting up Optimus with a sweet flame decal.]

Then obviously this must be a dream~

[nonononono]

[wtf he's not the Cybertronian Torch, dude, that's so lame]

The hell are you talking about? It's over. It's ended. Never going to happen again.

You had your fun.

[facemasking]

I'm not thinkin' this guy could be one either.

[nonononono]

Apparently he was selling them and they were being bought. But, uh, yeah, that's not a sign of anything artistic about it, I don't think.

[facemasking]

So, it's kinda like The Physical Impossibility of Death in the Mind of Someone Living, basically.

[nonononono]

[...]

I have no idea what that is.

[facemasking]

I wouldn't either, but my mun's into useless information or whatever. Basically, this British guy sticks a dead shark in a box, calls it art, and sells it for twelve million bucks.

[nonononono]

Oh my God, my mun knows about that guy. He did a bunch of set stuff for some movie that still bothers her to this day. A cut up horse kind of thing that is really, really disturbing, apparently.

[facemasking]

He worked on The Cell? Damn, that explains a lot about that movie. Especially the horse. I know he did the same thing with a cow at least once.

[nonononono]

Yeah, the one with J-Lo. I'm sure that as soon as they figured out what they wanted to do, they found that guy to be a dream come true.

[facemasking]

Or that's how they got the idea in the first place. Either way, it's kinda vile. That, and a waste of some good hamburgers.

[nonononono]

Dude, you've had horse burgers before? That's kind of crazy. Do they taste like any other meat?

[YES HE'S BEING SMART]

[facemasking]

...Yyyyyeah, pretty sure the horse was CGI.

[No, he doesn't know for sure, but it wasn't a good enough movie for him to care either way.]

[nonononono]

Oh, man, you'd be surprised what you think is CGI that really really is not.

[GIANT ROBOTS MAN]

[sixthanimorph]

I don't know what to laugh at harder, that guy's bad art or your wannabe Pokemon hat. Tough call.

[nonononono]

Haha-oh, oh yeah, that's so funny, haha, wow, hilarious, man. Totally hilarious, haha.

[SHUT UP]

[sixthanimorph]

The best jokes are the ones that are a little true, right?

[MAKE ME]

[nonononono]

It was the first hat I could get, okay? I don't need any crap about a hat right now, thanks.

[sixthanimorph]

How about crap in a hat? Because that's a pretty good description for those 'comics'.

[And yes, that comes with air quotes.]