dear_mun | Entries tagged with canon: trigun

I'm not going anywhere until you get me better icons. I've been toting these things with me since what, 2007? It's time for a high quality upgrade. Gotta look my best, after all. Cleanliness is next to -- don't look at me like that.

holygunslinger

Another year, another dear mun entry. Man, mun, I don't know. You know the problems I have with being put anywhere that isn't Gunsmoke. But if you really want to check out a place for me, I don't see how I could stop you.

I mean other than threatening to shoot somebody. I swear to God I wouldn't do that this time around. Maybe.

cakeandpain

I believe you have better things to do than edit the script I produced. What was once a grand tragedy worthy of the stage is now disgusting love story that won't produce the reaction I want from the audience. It's not worthy of me either, Mundane. Really, she's nothing more than a side character that should be tossed away like all the others.

[But this is a side character with a form of Death attached to her. You can't really kill her unless you want to eliminate death, or rush to your own before the tragedy in this particular setting takes place. Or do you want Humans to live, Legato?

That would just cause Legato to glare out at the audience here.]

I don't. They're worthless, disgusting piles of rotting trash. We have been over this before.

[Then let her live. If you wish for death, you should do that. Plus, you seem to like her. And she does make delicious pastries, doesn't she?]

..That she does.

goldenglasses

Look. I know people call me a natural disaster, but it's a nickname. Things don't REALLY always go wrong when I'm around. Stop looking at me like that. I am not the reason your shelf in the kitchen broke. It's nobody's fault so just clean it up and move on. No use crying over shattered jars of soy sauce after all.

No, this isn't revenge for all the things you put me through. For the last time! I'm not REALLY a natural disaster! Oh man, you're going to blame me for this anyway, aren't you? That's just not fair!

goldenglasses

Mun-lady, I know I kinda have this thing about saving both the spiders and the butterflies, but that doesn't mean I can take care of your spider problem. The biggest being that I'm in your head and the second being that even though that Huntsman spider isn't poisonous it sure is big. What if I miss and it ends up running up the sleeve of my coat?!

You've named it Garret? Why am I not surprised you're being nicer to this spider than you are to me? No, I'm not jealous of a spider!

Also, you really should stop taking pictures of it and sending them to your mom while neglecting to tell her that non-poisonous part. You'll make her worry and- and- ACK! It's in my hair! GET IT OUT! GET IT OUT!

cakeandpain

It's because you see how human beings behave that I managed to walk onto this stage. Why do you not see things as we do?

[Because people aren't wholly terrible. We're a mix of both good and bad. Plus, your final act bombed. Your intended audience wasn't struck down for life.]

I made good use of the time I had left. I cannot control what happens after the curtain falls and the audience is left alone. I confess that..I am not quite sure what to do now.

[..Make good use of your time. The curtain has risen again. Make a better play.]

Perhaps. In any case, I shall have to throw out some garbage, no matter what I do.

[Have fun with that.]

returntoeven

There's nothing to 'discuss', you trash.

I paid my dues, and however enamored you are with the idea of sending me to a city of whores, I promise you, you'll regret every moment of it.

Drag someone else there to rut in the dirt. I will not.

hand_licker

Is there something you expect this to accomplish, mundane? Do you have some greater purpose in mind? Or, is it as I suspect: a waste of the time you claim to have so little of?

... How pathetic.

donutsforlife

Mmmm, well, I can't complain about the donuts around here! Really appreciate the change of scenery, so here's hoping we can keep ourselves out of trouble for a little while, okay?

I know you have a few others around here Mun, so it'd be nice if we can all share. Even if it's tough at first, just remember to have lots of fun!

goldenglasses

B-but I don't WANT Knives to come to Luceti! Don't I get a say in all of this? I know I've been a bit lonely since everyone has been leaving lately, BUT I WASN'T THAT LONELY!

I'm making friends with that Vegeta guy, aren't I? ...k-kinda. See! I'm fine! You just tell that mun to take their application away! Or maybe give the mods some donuts to just overlook that application. Good donuts. No day olds.

What do you mean you're looking forward to it!?

Come on, mun. Have a heart.

Although I suppose it's better than Legato showing up. Maybe it won't be all bad.

[...]

EH!? Applications don't close up again until the 7th? DON'T SOUND SO HOPEFUL! Oh man, now I'm going to have nightmares until these things close up again.

At least I'm still safe at that other place. Well, except for the fairies. At least there cute girls actually go on dates with me~ [...] Don't give me that look mun-lady. It totally counted. I'm counting it.

holygunslinger

So you finally came back around to me again. Yeah, yeah, I know. I'm just so cool, you can't quit me for too long.

But it'd really be nice if you weren't so damn aloof about back burnering me, every time you do! A guy's got to be out and about! Saving lives, saving souls! I'm not sure if you understand the gravity of my mission! People's eternal souls are at stake! If they don't hear the good word, who'll be there for them in the end?

... Yeah okay, that was contrived as hell, give me a break. It works for other people, but I guess you know me too well.

goldenglasses

Uh-huh, and at what point was I suppose to be excited about going to another place mun-lady? Being taken from my own world from faeries doesn't exactly sound any better than scientist you know. So sorry I'm not exactly happy about getting sent to a new world, even if I do get to eat donuts again.

This new place doesn't even have a FREE bakery! I'm going to have to work again for the donuts!

Besides, like I told the Malnosso, I can be pretty stubborn and you know it. Just because you're going to make me forget all about Noah in this new place doesn't mean I'm going to stop looking for him. No, don't ask me how I'll know without knowing him, I'll just- I'LL JUST KNOW OKAY!?

Ah, what am I even worrying about really? You know neither of us are going no where if all you do is keep staring at your blank piece of paper, freak out about how long since you've done an app, and then go and play that World of Warcraft game of yours anyway.

A canon review? Didn't you just have a canon review?

...that's just an excuse to watch the show again and eat more donuts, isn't it? [...] That's what I thought. Can I at least have one of the donuts this time? NO!? You're so cruel! It's just not fair! Why couldn't I have gotten a nice and sharing mun!

goldenglasses

So, it's just going to be me and you again, mun? Everyone is leaving? What about Wolfwood, what's going to happen to him? Can't he stay and just his mun go?

What about Noah? Of course I'm worried! I'm his godfather! The kid needs his parents! Can we do anything!? There must be something! I don't want them all to just disappear! I wanted us to go home together. Please don't let them go.

You really think I want to talk about that fourth wall thing right now? Even if I don't know they're all going away soon yet there it doesn't change that I know here.

Please mun, I don't care anymore what you plot with me. Isn't there anything you can do to make them stay? Don't just stand there looking sad at me, we have to do something!

goldenglasses

You want me to inspire you? Yeah, well mun-lady I'm afraid that just isn't happening. Why should I want to inspire you after all the crazy things you put me through? No, no. I'm happy just living a quiet life without you at the moment. You know! Bonding time with little Noah! Don't need you walking in and ruining that now do I?

Unless you're fixing that little problem with the donuts. I'll inspire you for that! As long as it doesn't involve any needles or the creepy scientists at all.

What? You're not even going to threaten me? Wow, you really must be off your game right now.

[He lets out a long sigh.] But knowing my luck it's going to be ten times worse when you do end up getting inspired, huh?

Also, some of that fan art you're finding is a bit, well... scary. People do know Knives and I are brothers, right?!

hunterofpeace

Remember, no matter what you hear about me, I'm really just the hunter of peace, chasing the mayfly known as love.

Hey, it's not nice to laugh at a man's ideals, you know. What, you're still laughing?

Okay, okay. Then how about if I use my catch phrase? Everybody with me now! LOVE AND PEACE! LOVE AND...!

darwinist

Is forcing me to speak your way of exploiting control? If this is all you have to play at, then I have no faith in your ability to do anything further than antagonize me from behind flimsy walls.

So I thought. Check then and your move.

freeborn

Well, a new chapter in my life. I can't wait to see it all. Imagine the possibilities. So many doors to open, so many experiences to have. It's exciting.

gunsmoke_rose

Is there any reason why you've decided to bother me again?

Just let me go, you've got others up here that you can pester.

nihilum

A great tragedy is nothing without an audience, but my work is only designed for one person and you are not them.

goldenglasses

You know, thinking about killing someone isn't going to get your work done any faster. No, coming here and talking to me isn't going to help either. Wha-

NO! YOU CAN NOT MURDER YOU BOSS AND PUT THE BLAME ON ME! ...no, I won't stand near him until someone wants to shoot me either. No, you cannot push him out the window. Mun, your office doesn't even have windows. Where are you going to find poison at this time of night to put in his drink anyway? I think a bomb would be a bit extreme... and messy.

Huh? A whole box of donuts just for me?! All I have to do is let you see my gun for a minute?!

Waiiiiiit a second. Oh, that's low. Can't I have the donuts anyway?

For the last time NO! I will not help you kill your boss! Why are you even thinking of me!? Go talk to that weird dragon-thing girl in your head. LEAVE ME ALONE!

Man, I mean really. Can't we all just get along? Just remember you have that comic convention thing. Two whole extra days of work will help you maybe buy something there instead of just staring! Huh!? What do you say!?

...no. Not even for two boxes. [Sigh.]

Dear Mun . . .

I think we have issues.

Entries tagged with canon: trigun

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