[personal profile] steamboatkilly
Friggin' finally! I was cooped up in yer big dumb brainbox for so long, my legs were startin' to fall asleep. And I don't even got legs no more!

Doesn't matter where you're gonna send me, Mundingus. Long as they let me keep Avery, it's gotta be better than this flophouse.
tympanidrive: (Bury me in straight-laced shoes)
[personal profile] tympanidrive
Easy there, kid. Gonna hurt yourself divin' in this fast. Siddown, take a breather, then come back when you're good and ready. Not like you don't know where to find me.

Not like I got much choice aside from sittin' around here anyway.
cleansweeps: (04)
[personal profile] cleansweeps
I do hope you realize that a sizable amount of time has passed since you last dusted me off, mundane. Need I remind you that even back then your grasp for my voice was never as strong as it could have been? Wishing not to repeat the mistakes of the past is a noble goal, yet even so I can't help but feel as though this chance is wasted on someone such as yourself.

Hopefully I am mistaken.
alas_purr_nyarick: (How's it been?)
[personal profile] alas_purr_nyarick
Yeah, yeah, mun. Meown? Maun? We'll work on that. Just fur you.

Ah-hrrm! "Remember, remember..."

...Oh, hell. On second thought, it'll sound better NEXT month.
feralfollicles: (Default)
[personal profile] feralfollicles
Oh, who are you?

...Mun, is it?

It's nice to meet you, I'm Filia!
Huh? You knew that already? Hm, strange...I wonder if I met you before then...

Hm? You look nervous, there's no reason to be-

Like HELL there isn't! Look here miss whatever-you-are, I don't know your thinkin', but this host is already occupied! YA GOT IT?

Samson please, don't be so rude! She seems really nice, I really wish you would stop trying to scaring everyone off.

[grumbles] You wern't complainin' much when I kicked that creep's ass at the cafe...

That's a different story entirely...[sighs]
humanshield: (Victory)
[personal profile] humanshield
Look man, you know me - I'd do anything for the princess. Like, anything.

...Even that, yeah.

Also I'll admit that Merrie Melodies-lookin' chick was pretty awesome, but that doesn't mean I like getting all personable with some of those crazies. The nun had an armpit for a face. For faces. Now you're telling me there's gonna be even more? Well. At least I'll be serving the Kingdom, and I guess the zombie looks nice enough.

Ah, poo. I just jinxed myself, didn't I?
cilium: (haircuts are not in my future)
[personal profile] cilium
What? You're taking me from one mess and putting me into another? I don't know anything about fairies...do I?

Probably not.

[ ... ]

Well, I guess it can't be that bad. At least I won't be alone, Samson not included.

Hmmph.
toiltrouble: (✞ the pain; lies; regret left behind)
[personal profile] toiltrouble
Nyarlathotep? Do you think I am something as simple as a cosmic beast? [ ... ] My Ladies of the Trinity are far more creative than that.

Nevertheless, whatever plan you seem to be concocting is no more unexpected than the escapades of of the others. [ What a rude way to refer to your canonmates. ] It matters not in the grand scheme of things.

Do you wish to continue?
masterofnun: (Default)
[personal profile] masterofnun
Dearest Mundane,

Your plans, or lack thereof, are irrelevant in the grand scheme of things. It does not matter whether you have one game set up for me, one thousand, or none at all. My purpose is to serve The Trinity and nothing more. Should you refuse to realize that, I will merely bide my time until you finally come to your senses. Patience is a virtue, one that we've established you sorely lack. You cannot hope to outlast me, so what makes you think you can hope to outlast them?

Give up now and save yourself the trouble, child. I promise my masters are not without mercy.
torturedrose: (daisy)
[personal profile] torturedrose
[ THIS JUST HAPPENED. ]

Just look at all of that! Everyone really pulled through!!

Haaahhh... I'm too excited to go to bed now, mun, even if you do have to wake up in a couple of hours! I don't get much cause to celebrate... so come on! Just this once!

Pch, fine, but don't expect me to keep quiet while you're trying to sleep!!
faminebrella: (Yeah well you're dumb or something!)
[personal profile] faminebrella
WHAT!?

What do you MEAN you might not vote for me after all if the fundraiser gets that far!? I thought we had a deal, mun-lady! And now you're bein' a big fat poopy-head just because of some BOY? Don't you know boys have COOTIES?

I'm a PRINCESS you know, and totally more awesome than everyone else on that list except Annie!  If I could I'd donate ALL THE MONEY and then vote for myself a MILLION KABILLION TIMES, that'd show you! And then you'd be like "Ohhh nooooo Umbrella, I'm sorry I ever abandoned you for some smelly pretty boy that some dumb scientist superglued a tazer to! Now I see that you're the best choice ever and I'm gonna buy you an' Hungern ALL the ice cream!"

And then we'd also vote for Annie a million kabillion times so I can team up with her. And you wouldn't be able to use any other team ever, 'cuz we'd be the BEST and Sis would be super jealous and it would be AWESOME. So there.
bloodied_maid: (07)
[personal profile] bloodied_maid
Yes mundane, do remember that this is merely a possibility, nothing more. While it is true that I have a good chance of winning, so do many others. The competition is quite stiff. Panzerfaust and Annie, just to name a few, are characters who are quite popular with the fans. Both of them hardly have any information releasted on them, while my story has been discussed already.  Many players may want to give them a chance to shine...and to be honest I can't say I blame them, especially as far as Annie is concerned. There is a reason both Patri-er...Peacock and myself enjoy watching her show.

...still. I am hopeful. If nothing else, I'd like to see where else my story can go.
avianweapon: (Falls asleep on the job.)
[personal profile] avianweapon
Come on, mun! You didn't think that seein' Annie as one of those downloadable whatchamacallits wouldn't get my attention?! Ha! You're brains got more holes in it than Jerry's cheese if you thought I was just gonna stay quiet through that! I can see it now--the biggest fight of the century, and I'm gonna be in it! I don't mean to offend Annie there, but she's gonna have a fair bit of competition if she gets in the ring! I ain't just gonna miss it because you insist on keepin' me as quiet as possible.

Speakin' of stuff I wouldn't miss...I think you and I need to have a little talk here, missy mun. Even a maroon like you knows what I'm getting at, right?

Yeah, that's right! Getting back into the game! Ya can keep trying to force baseball boy there to get his act together, but I'd say you owe me a little bit'a compensation after that simply precious little mishap over in Johto! I'm done sittin' around, and I'm done being a pretty little statue in that empty space you call a head there; I'm bored, the time's right, and I'm ready to go for broke!

Get in the game, munnie, we got work to do.
herebodybody: (getting aHEAD in life)
[personal profile] herebodybody
Whew! I dunno about you, but I am ready for such a cat-nap! Whaddaya mean you can't take one now? I mean, you're totally not doing what you meant to anyway so--

Yeah. Yeeeaaah, I went there, sister!

Last night was exciting and all, but don't forget to rest up now, beclaws getting back to business later'll be even harder if you're pooped!

Anyway, nighty-night! I'm yowling for a nap right now. Let me know if anymore of m'girls show up, huh?

Nya ha ha ha... haaah... hhn.

Zzzzzz....
wannaseeyour: (all dots and lines that speak and say)
[personal profile] wannaseeyour
Listen up, Chumps and Chumpettes! An’ especially you, little missy mun. Clear that dirt outta yer ears, and get a load of this news! Y’ready? Y’ready for it? Hey, Avery, you think they’re ready?

[ Avery throws in his two cents along with a thoughtful puff from his cigar. ] Hmmmmm. Nope.

Well, these poor little nimrods just gotta deal with it. So, without further ado, here’s the dealio:

I’m bored. Now fix it.
torturedrose: (wisteria)
[personal profile] torturedrose
It's... ending. Then your plans, they're just... done? Over?

Why am I still HERE, then?! I don't want to be here!! LET ME GO!!

[Frustrated screaming goes here.]
mainattraction: (9)
[personal profile] mainattraction
You do know staring at the screen for hours isn't going to help you write them any better, right?

Come on mun you got this. I've seen you in action for others. I mean really in action. And this time you have me to write for! The star of the show, Cerebella! If that doesn't already make for a show-stopping success I don't know what will! You just have to calm down quit worrying so much for five minutes. I swear you're worse than Feng sometimes. So let's get to work now. Chop chop! I have to put my best face on for Vitale when I get there.

He is going to be there, right mun?

...Right?

voterepublican: (Default)
[personal profile] voterepublican
MUNDANE! You need to get off your lazy ass and pay attention to the candidates for president! More specifically THE REPUBLICAN SIDE!

...Well you better start caring about politics, or so help me I will slap the shit outta you!

...Third party!? What the hell's a third party? You're speaking nonsense, like evolution, now quit with your gibberish and put it on Fox News, they're the only reliable news source!