I just beat this game and ffff what am I doing (tentative, prob homeless forever)

[reset_bomb]

Do you seriously think that I'm gonna let a human control me?

If your answer is "no", then congratulations! You're right. Now stop trying!

And no, showering me with hearts isn't going to change my mind. Asking me about that over and over is almost as annoying as Pit going "are we there yet, are we there yet"!

Comments

[skyconquistador]

So what DOES showering you with hearts do anyway?

[reset_bomb]

Nothing. The game even says there's no reward for doing it. But if he wants to shower someone with hearts anyway, at least it's me and not Palutena.

[skyconquistador]

Then why would anyone want to...

[reset_bomb]

Exactly! It's a total waste!

Not that I would expect anything better from a human.

[skyconquistador]

And yet you hold pride over getting more hearts than Palutena does.

[reset_bomb]

That—

That's beside the point!

[Pittoo 1, Viridi 0.]

[twilightlegend]

They don't usually listen. Not when it comes to these sorts of things.

[reset_bomb]

Ugh, I know. I'm not even sure why I'm expecting him to.

[twilightlegend]

It never hurts to try?

[reset_bomb]

I could, but I'm reeeeeeally not gonna get my hopes up.

[twilightlegend]

[smile] It can't be that bad.

[shiningascent]

I KEEP THROWING HEARTS AT THE SCREEN BUT NOTHING'S HAPPENING

Hi, Viridi!! I heard my name! Whatcha talkin' about? Huh?

[reset_bomb]

THROW MORE, MAYBE SOMETHING EVENTUALLY WILL

MAYBE

That dweeb over there! [She points to the mun.] He's almost as thick-headed as you are! [Yes, she's saying this right to your face. You expected otherwise?]

[shiningascent]

WHY WON'T YOU LOVE MEEEEE

[Gonna shrug that off like he usually does! Sticks and stones, after all.]

Wh-- Wait, I'm confused. Which of us is the less dweeby one? A-anyway!! Cut him a little slack! Maybe... maybe he's just excited since he just beat the game and all, y'know? Heh heh... heh...

[Why does he get the feeling that he's not helping the situation any?]

[reset_bomb]

You're still dweebier, but at the rate he's going, you're gonna have some competition real soon.

And are you asking me to cut a human some slack? Give me a break! First off, he's a human. Second, he played through most of the chapters on 2.0 because he was too chicken to turn it up. And third, he's a human!

[shiningascent]

Well, can't blame a guy for trying. [w-wilt...]

And humans aren't nearly as bad as you make them out to be! I-I mean, they are pretty bad sometimes, but-- um-- really! It's only one guy! And he's sitting around in front of the computer, how much harm could he possibly do, right?

Also, Lady Palutena said that if you stress out like this all the time you'll develop celestial wrinkles. Whatever that means.

[reset_bomb]

How much harm could he possibly do? He's wasting time! He's wasting resources—the Earth's resources! And for what? A bit of fun at my expense? Yes, it's just one human, but there are hundreds more out there doing the exact same thing with others and there'll be even more after that, and it all adds up over time, becoming a bigger and bigger problem; that's what we call a snowball effect, Pit!

And I am not stressing out! I'm merely voicing my concerns! [Sure, Viridi.]

Blame Pit for this

[greaterspeed]

I wish I knew why I was here, but the only thing I got is...

Why would anyone shower people with hearts? That's just creepy. Just a little. [scary flashbacks to Amy... no longer sure if want]

[reset_bomb]

A little? The guy's trying to bribe me into playing puppet for him. That's more than just a little creepy! [She almost goes on to say that it's "a lot creepy", but that sounds like something Pit would say.]

[greaterspeed]

But with hearts? And just think of it this way, if you're lucky, you won't have to deal with half the stuff players put you through because they decide at the last second that NOPE this app is too troublesome to make so I'll just go replay the game instead.

[... I heard that, Sonic. >C ]

[galaxiapride]

...Again?

[greaterspeed]

Hey, hey, the app got finished, all right? Don't be judging.

[galaxiapride]

Remind me again how long that took.

[reset_bomb]

Well, he is kind of flaky, so I think I'll be fine.

[greaterspeed]

There you have it then! And if worse comes to worse, you can always turn it around and troll your player instead. Right?