voicetesting; muse is unsure at mun's other muses

[bladerang]

You certainly have an... interesting assortment of characters banging around in here. Do you really need more than one angry, violent character? Is this a subconscious expression sort of thing? Should I be worried for your sanity?

I'd just like to know what I'm dealing with here.

Comments

[ashockingtwist]

[Is this a Kurt Bessel? Why, yes it is! He is looking quite like his usual, surly self as he nods at Malik in greeting.]

I find it best not to question a mun's sanity.

OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU

[bladerang]

[Wow the last time Malik saw you Kurt, you were dead. Awkward.]

... And why's that?

ilu too. I've been waiting for like two years to throw my Kurt(z) at a Malik

[ashockingtwist]

[And the last time Kurt saw you, Malik, he was dying. That makes them even.]

If my own mun is any indication, delving further into their psyche is something you'll come to regret.

dsjgjhdgoh my god that's a long time

[bladerang]

[But HDU just go and die before they got to reconcile properly. So rude.]

I was hoping to give her the benefit of the doubt until she proved herself indisputably crazy.

I know, right? but all is well now

[ashockingtwist]

[It was not of Kurt's own volition, he would assure you. True, he did the responsible thing and sacrificed himself to correct his mistake, but he didn't expect it to be so lethal.]

... Hmph. You really have changed.

<3

[bladerang]

[Why didn't you just throw your spear thing at it. That would have accomplished the same thing without murdering you. YOU GOTTA USE YOUR HEAD, KURT!]

I suppose I'm going soft in my old age. Meanwhile you're sharp as ever.

[ashockingtwist]

[Wow who do you think he is? Superman? The spear would've just bounced off.]

Hm... How have you been, Malik?

[bladerang]

[YES I THINK WITH THE DAMAGE YOUR MYSTIC ARTE CAN DO YOU COULD EASILY BE SUPERMAN!]

... Well enough, all things considered. [You know, saving the world and all that jazz]

Things got pretty crazy for a while there.

Of all the comments to iconfail... XD

[ashockingtwist]

[... Touché.]

Is that so? My mun hasn't quite informed me on what happened after I... lost consciousness. [The face he's making, though, makes it quite clear that he knows he died.]

OH KURT....

[bladerang]

[QUICKLY SKIRTING THE SUBJECT OF KURT'S DEATH WHOOP]

Yeah. All that business with King Richard absorbing the eleth from the valkines was even bigger than anyone could have imagined. But don't worry, we took care of it.

[ashockingtwist]

You "took care of it"? [This is Kurt raising an eyebrow, because... well. A human being absorbing eleth from the valkines? That sounds like a complicated affair.]

[bladerang]

... Yeah. It wasn't easy, we even had to travel to another planet. But those kids are a pretty strong bunch.

[ashockingtwist]

[Another planet? Okay, that's it. Kurt realizes what's going on here.]

This is hardly the time for one of your tall tales.

[bladerang]

[Malik can't help but laugh because god it really does sound made up. But it actually happened.]

I wish I were making this up. But I can see why you don't believe me.

[ashockingtwist]

Are you honestly claiming you found a way to travel to an entirely different planet?

[bladerang]

It was mostly Pascal's doing. Apparently the Amarcians were originally from a planet named Fodra. We used a ship of theirs to get there.

[ashockingtwist]

The Amarcians... [Well, that does make it a bit more believeable.]

... What was Fodra like?

[bladerang]

[It was Mars] It's pretty much a dead planet, Lambda, what was possessing King Richard and causing him to drain the Valkines, had destroyed virtually all life on it before it came here, apparently.

[ashockingtwist]

... So a being that possessed the King of Windor came to our world from another planet. [Right. That's not strange at all.]

I'm sorry this is like the latest tagback ever

[bladerang]

That's right.

[Malik just smiles. He can tell Kurt is incredibly skeptical but there really nothing he can do to convince him, as far as he's concerned.]

Ooooh, you live!

[ashockingtwist]

So, how did you... 'take care' of this problem?

[Honestly, it sounds like the sort of thing comic book heroes would go through. Comic book heroes, aside from being fictional, tend to have superpowers to deal with issues like that.]

I'm slowly ressucitating my rp drive.

[bladerang]

Well in the end, it all came down to Asbel, really. He managed to make some sort of... deal with Lambda, and he's... asleep for now, Asbel says.

It's not the resolution I really expected, but everything is getting back to normal, so I can't really complain. Pascal's even making good progress on finding a way to safely extract more eleth from Forbrannir.

[ashockingtwist]

[Asbel? Which one was Asbel again? ... Eh, it doesn't matter.]

Is that so? ... I suppose it shouldn't come as a surprise. She truly is Miss Fourier's sister- one of the genius Amarcians.

[kachukachunka]

Woah, hey captain! How interesting are they?

[bladerang]

... Interesting in the sense that they are a little off the tracks. I feel like I'd have to sleep with one eye open with these guys around.

[Basically Malik suspects several of them are murderous psychopaths.]

[kachukachunka]

Woah, that bad? Would they try to stabby stabby in the dark? Oooooor maybe try to get at your shoes or somethin'?

[bladerang]

[Ok the stabby stabby thing made sense but-]

... My shoes?

[kachukachunka]

Yeah! Like, if your shoes are extra stylish an' they want 'em, they might try to take 'em, right? Are they like that?

[bladerang]

I.... no, I don't think that is likely to happen, Pascal.
[Malik's shoes are boring anyway.]

[kachukachunka]

Are you sure? You can't be too sure with those shady types! But I'll bet you could take 'em, Captain!

[orzwell]

Angry and violent, are they? It would be best to keep your guard up inside your mundane's head, Captain Malik.

[ yet for his warning, hubert does not, in any way, sound concerned. ]

[bladerang]

A true knight never lets his guard down. Surely you'd know that.

[Who are you to be giving Malik advice anyway, Hubie.]

[orzwell]

[ hubert ozwell, now listen to him you troll. ]

A reminder never hurts. And, given the fact we've been travelling with my brother for a fair bit of time, it's become almost a habit to give them.

[bladerang]

[Whos a troll, there's no trolls here what are you talking about.]

Now Hubert, is a comment like that really necessary?
[Why u such a mean little bro, Hubie.]

[orzwell]

Many comments aren't. [ so no, it wasn't, but he'll make it anyway. because... he's hubert ozwell. ]

[bladerang]

That's all well and good, but it's no excuse to pick on your brother when he isn't even here to defend himself.

[Don't you mean Hubie Ozwell]

ohai, just a Pascal to be that threadjacker who wants to say OMG HIIII

[kachukachunka]

Little Bro, you should already know that the Captain totally knows how to give out the HIYAHS! at the baddies, you've seen him in action!

uwoh hello--

[orzwell]

[ oh pascal. she makes sense, but at the same time she doesn't. ]

Yes, well. It was merely a reminder to continue to give out the... [ sounding so unsure: ] "Hiyahs".

[kachukachunka]

You said it wrong. It's supPOSta be "HIYAAAAAAAAAH!!!!"

Try it again.

since you already have a Pascal, have my other genki shortcake P-girl

[i_am_not_cute]

My mun has the opposite problem -- she says she has too many happy, cheerful muses to deal with. I think that's why she keeps coming up with darker versions of me...it's kind of weird.

[bladerang]

Personally, I'd rather have to deal with too many cheerful people than what's going on in here.

[But ok imagining like ten Pascals.]

I suppose I can see the downsides of that too though.

[i_am_not_cute]

[To be fair, Pascal is probably the worst offender in the headspace.]

Yeah, my mun says she can't bring Pascal into any games because it's already hard enough for her to keep up with me in Luceti. [She laughs.] But I am the most energetic of the Heroes, so I guess that's not a surprise.

[kajoink]

Is the Captain in trouble?

[bladerang]

No more trouble than we've been in before. Don't worry, I'll be alright.

[drawnbythesword]

"An interesting assortment", Captain? How interesting are we talking here?

[bladerang]

... Interesting in that they tend to stray outside the lines of what is considered acceptable behavior by most people.

[drawnbythesword]

So they're like Pascal?

[bladerang]

.....Like a violent version of Pascal.

[drawnbythesword]

[A violent version of Pascal? Pascal's already pretty dangerous, so a violent version would be...!]

B-be careful then, Captain!